第1章 小混球,快下山祸害你师姐去吧

深山老林,龙神庙。

“nigetuzaizi,kuaigunqushanxiahuohainiweihunqiqu。”shifujiangyimadaidedongxirengchulelongshenmiao,yijiaobajiangxiaobaichuaichulelongshenmiao。

“aiyalaotouzi,bujiushitouchilenidelongguma?fazheimedapiqi,youbushipaolenimazi!”jiangxiaobaiheiheixiaodao。

“nijiwogun,neilonggushizushiyechuanjiwode,dengwobaisuilexuming,beinizheituzaiziaotangle,jiwogun,youduoyuangunduogun。”laotouzizheicishizhenfapiqi。

jiangxiaobaipaidazhemen,gangxiangdaoqian,zheishi,menyoudakaile:“haha,wojiuzhidaonizheilaotouzishebudewo!”

huagangshuowan,yixinfengpaizailejiangxiaobaidelianshang。

“gun,nihuohailelaozishinianle,gaodelaozidaoxianzaihaidanshen,doubeinigaohuangle,zheishihunshu,niquhuohainixifuquba。”laotouzishuowan,pengdeyisheng,menguanle。

jiangxiaobaibahunshujianleqilai,kanlaizheicishizhendeyaoxiashanle。

jiangxiaobaixinzhongbushe,zijishinianqianquanjiabeijianrensuohai,beizhuisha,zhongshangyunzaijietou,shishifubatajiuhuilai,daidaolezheilongshenmiao,jiaozijilongshenzhishu,longquan,longshenxinjing,yishu,kailongzhitianyan,qigeshijieduizijigengshichongaiyoujia。

“laotouzi,zaijianle。”jiangxiaobaizhidaoshifudeyongxin,shiyaozijixiashanbaochou,zheishideqiannianlonggu,gengshituotaihuangu,xiuweidazeng,rujinyijingshiwuliangzhijing。

zheishinian,chourendeshenyingwubuzainaohailifuxian,dantazhidao,chourenbuguanshili,caifu,xiuweijunshijigao,zheijilizhejiangxiaobaizhuanxinxiulianleshinian。

zheishinian,chuleqigeshijie,qitanvren,liangeshoudoumeiqianguo。

“nainaide,zhaowoweihunqiqulee。”jiangxiaobaibahunshunaleqilai,dakaiyikan,dunshishayanle。

dangchu,laotouziweilejijiangxiaobaizhaogelaopo,zaiqigeshijielijinxinglechouqian,chouzhongdejiuzuojiangxiaobaidelaopo。

“sha?meixiemingzi?piguyoukezhideshijiejiushiwoxifu?”jiangxiaobaiyeshiwuyu,piguyoukezhi?nanbuchengzijiyaobaqigeshijiedekuzidoutuolekanyibianbucheng?

zheigelaotouzizhenhuitaolu。

jiangxiaobaiyemeiyouduoxiang,shouhaohunshu,tizhemadai,yejiuxiashanle。

“xianquzhaopiaoliangdesanshijieba,heihei。”jiangxiaobaixinlidiguzhe,yinweisanshijieshiyisheng,zaijiangjushizhongxinyiyuandangzhurenyishi,suoyizhaoqilaizuishifangbian。

xialezheilongshenshan,shiyitiaogonglu。

jiangxiaobaijiuyanzhegongluwangchengshifangxiangzouqu。

zoulejishigonglu,meiyousihaodepibei,zheishikandaoqianmianyilianghongsebaoshijie911tingzailubian,chetouzhuangzaileyanshishang,yigegaotiaodenvshengzhengzaijiaojidedengdaizhe,ercheshanghaiyouyigenvshengmannaoshixue,zhengshihunmizhong。

jiangxiaobaiyikanneihunmidenvren,yijingxiuke,siwangbianyuan,dangjijiuzhunbeinachuzijidelongshenzhenxiangxianjiuren。

“wei,xiaoqigai,niyaoganma?”neigegaotiaopiaoliangdenvrendangjidahandao。

“xiaoqigai?woshuoxiaojiejie,wosuiranbushilongzhongfeng,fengzhonglong,danneiyeshifengliutitang,yushulinfeng,huajianhuakai,chejianbaotaidejueshidameinanjianglaogongshiye。”jiangxiaobaishuozheteyilvleyixiazijineipiaoyidetoufa,zuibahaiteyiwangshangyichui,neiliuhaisuifengyaoyeleyixia,rutongpugongyingyiban。

neigaotiaomeinvdoukandaile,wuyudao:“zhenshinaozibeilvtile,choubiyejiubale,haizheimebuyaolian?wokannijiushixiangjiejizhanwobiaojiedebianyiba?shibushiyoushirengonghuxiyouyaoanwobiaojiedexiong?”

“woca,nizenmezhidaowodexiangfa?”