第三章

「nimenkandaolema?xiaohuadechengjidanbeinimingtiezailuntanpinglunqule!」

「shenmeshenme?684fenyenengbaosongqinghua?」

linyuemianshuadaoneitiaopinglunhou,qideshuangshoufadou:「qiaoyizhan,nishibushiguyiyaoxiuruwo?」

woyebuganshiruo:「zheikebushi**de,kenenglianlurendoukanbuguoquleba。」

wozhibazheizhangzhaopianfajiguo「zhanyan」,buguotazailuntanshangyijingxiaoshengnijixujiule...

zheishi,wogededianhualaile。

「qiaoyizhan,nibietaiguofen,zheishiyaoshinaoqilai,duiqiaojiameihaochu!」

wolengxiaoyisheng:「qiaoyanyi,nianxiangcaozuodeshihoujiumeiguoguodanaome?xianzaicaizhidaoduiqiaojiashengyuyousun?」

wohaiweishuowan,dianhuajiubeilinyuemianqiangleguoqu。

zhijiantahuranbianlelianse,zaiwogededianhualikudelihuadaiyu:「yanyi...meixiangdaojiniremafanle。」

wogeguanhuichizheitao:「fangxinbayuemian,wohuichulihaode。qiaojiahailunbudaoqiaoyizhanshuolesuan!」

wolengxiaoyisheng,tigaoyinliangdao:「zheishihoubaichunanrendedandangle?」

「wojinimenlianggexuanze,yaomebabaosongmingehaijiwo,yaomejiwoqiaoshi5%degufen,xishiningren。」

这才是我的目的。

qiaoyanyizaidianhualichenmolewumiao。

zuizhong,tayaoyaqiechidishuodao:「chengjiao。」

tashoushangrujinyouqiaoshi20%degufen,kanlaizhei5%degufen,hetanvshenlinyuemianbiqilai,genbenjiushiwuguantongyang。

割肉还是割少了。

dengshoudao5%deguquanzengyuhou,womanyidishanchuletiezi。

buguowogeyebushigeshengyoudedeng,dangwanhuidaojiahou,linyuemianyijingzuozailewojiacanzhuoshang。

「shushuayi,buyongzheimemafande,haitedizuolezheimeduocai。」

「ayinideshouyizhenbucuo,biwomamazuodehaochiduole。」taguaiqiaodifengchengzhewobama。

wobamakanjiantahexudixiaozhe,jiuhaoxiangtamencaishiqilerongrongdiyijiaren。

wozouguoqu,bashubaoshuaizaitapangbiandezuoweishang:「neishiwangmazuode。」

linyuemiandeliansehuranyijiang。

wogedanshoulanzhutadejianbang,titadayuanchang:「yuemian,jiudangzijijiayiyang,haochijiuduochidian。」

tayoumeihaoqidipielewoyiyan:「qiaoyizhan,duiniweilaisaozikeqidian。」

「zheijiubazijidangchengwoweilaisaozile?fanshixiangxiangzijipeibupeiba。」

womabakuaiziwangwanshangyireng:「zhanzhan,sheijiaoniduikerenzheimeshuohuade!」

「benlaijiushi!tabuguoshikanshangwogeyouqian,xinganqingyuanzuotadeyuandatou。」

linyuemiantingbahurandixialetou,jichuleliangdiyanlei:「bushizheiyangde...shushuayi,woshizhendehenxihuannimen,wobaqushidezao...」

woxianglaijianbudetazuozuodemoyang:「neinihailengzheganshenme,rengandieaganjinde。」

「qiaoyizhan!」wobahezhilewo。

「yuemianguaiqiaoyoudongshi,tayaoshijinlemen,jiushiwomenqiaojiadeqinnver!」

yuanlai,babamamazhendekeyizheimepianxin。

yinweiwoge,tamenaiwujiwu。

raneryouzhuanshoubatamenqinshengnverdeweilaidangzuoshishangchangshangtanpandechouma,siyidihanjiajiaomai。

wozaiyeyizhibuzhuneixindeweiqu,yanzhongyingmanleleihua。

「haoa,neinimencongjinwanghoujiuzuoyijiarenba!」

wozhuanshenhuilefangjian,dalidiguanshangfangmen,taochushoujiji「zhanyan」huifudao:

「好,电视台见。」