zuozaichelidexiawanningkanleyansubai，cheziyesuizhifadongle。
wangzheliqudechezi，subaiyouxiefaleng。
xiawanningdemeigan，jiuxiangshibushirenjianyanhuodexiannv。
xiawanninghetabiqilai，haoxiangturanyemeineimejingyanle。
jiezhe，subaihewusongtuizhezixingche，xiangjiadefangxiangzouqu，wusonggentashuozhejintianzijibanshangfashengdequshi。
zoudaoxiaoqufangdexiangzikoushi，yiqunrenhuranchuxianjiangsubaihewusongduzhu。
weishoudezhengshilifei，tatiaomei，yifuzhigaoqiyangdemoyang，lianshangmanshideyi：
“xingsude，bangwanneihuiersuanniyunqihao，xiawanninghuzhuleni，xianzaitabuzaile，wokannihaizenmeban！”
zhouweidejigexiaodizailifeidezhishixia，jiangliangrentuantuanweizhu，yigegexiongshenesha，weixiedao。
“jiushinixiaozigenwomendageqiangnvrenshiba！”
“niyebuzaizheitiaodaoshangdatingdating！womenfeigeshininengredeqide？”
“yigexiaobailianyebukankanzijiduodanengnai！”
subaijingjingdilianwangzhezheiqunren，xinzhongmeishenmebolan。
kewusongrenbuzhule，talengzheliandangzaisubaimianqian：
“nimenxiangganshenme？woshiqianqiuduide，nimendongxiashoushishini？”
wusongdehua，qifengengshijinzhangdaoledingdian。
subaizhidao，lifeihuizhuanlaitamenxuexiao，yeshiyinweizhiqiandajiabeikaichule。
erwusongshiqianqiuduide，neigeboshangdejirouzhenbushinaozhewan。
ruguoshuangfangzhendedongshou，kendinghuibeidingxingchengdouou。
yushi，subailazhuwusong，chenshengduilifeidao：
“lifei，woquannixiangqingchu，nicaigangzhuanlaiwomenxuexiaomeiduojiu，yaoshizaibeikaichudehua，buyidinghuiyouxuexiaohuishounile。”
zheiduanhuaqueshiranglifeiyoulegulv，tameixiangdaozheigesubaizheimechendezhuqi，jiulianyanshendourangzijiyouxiebuhanerli，hekuangduimianhaiyougeqianqiuduide。
tayuanbenyeshiyanbuxiabaitianneikouqi，suoyizhaojixiaodilaiduzhusubaihehuhehudele。
qianqiuduikebushihaoredehuose，guangshikanwusongshenshangdakuaidejiroujiumingbaile。
wusongwojinquantou，jiroushangdeqingjinbaoqi，kanshangquqishishizu。
“zenme？yaogenwodongshoushishi？”
lifeizhenglezheng，ananmalejiju，jiangmuguangzhuanxiangsubai：“wokejinggaoni！yihoulixiawanningyuanyidian，buranxiacizhenggeqianqiuduiyiqilaijinichengyaodoubuxing！”
zuihouzheijuhuamingxianshizaijizijizhaomianzi。
wusongqidexiangxiao，jiutamenzheiqunshouruobukandejingshenxiaohuo，haixiangdayingzhenggeqianqiuduideren？
开什么国际玩笑。
tajiangshubaoyiliao，zhijiedao：“pingshenmenishuoliyuandianjiuyuandian？”
zuoweisubaidesidang，jinguantakanbushangxiawanningdesuozuosuowei，danyemingbaisubaiyouduoxihuanta。
wusongzijikeyishuosubai，danwairenjueduibuxing！
keyixiangbudaodeyimufashengle，subaibiaoqingmeiyourenhebianhua，tadiandiantou，qingshengdao：“xing，wodayingni。”
“什么？”
wusongjinghuyisheng，bukezhixindidingzhesubai。
subaimeifanying，jixuduilifeishuo：
“wobujinhuilitayuandian，wohaihuibangnizhuixiawanning。”
zhongrenyipianhuaran，lifeigengshijingdexiabayaodiaole，shangxiadaliangzhesubai：
“你什么意思？”
subaipailepailifeidejianbang，renzhendao：“zimianyisi，jiushibangnizhuixiawanningge，buguonibunenggaosuta，dengwoxiaoxijiuxing。”
liangrenbaochizheigezishi，lifeilenglejimiao，zhualezhuamaozaodetoufa，zuijiaoyigou：
“suannixiaozishixiang！womenzou！”
huayinyiluo，weizhedexiaodifenfensankai，qishanglezijideguihuo。
“轰——”
lifeidengrenqizheguihuolikaile，zhishengxiaxieheiyan。
subaipailepaishenshangdehuichen，biaoqingyijiupingdan：“zoubawusong。”
“bushi？？？xiaobai，nizhidaoniganggangzaishuoshenmema？”
taxianzaihelihuaiyisubaishibushinaozihuaidiaole。
qianmianshuobusongliwujixiawanning，ganggangjuranshuoyaobanglifeizhuixiawanning？
congqiantahuiyinweixiawanning，hesuoyouzhuiqiuxiawanningdenanshengweidi。
今天是怎么回事？
mianduiwusongyifuzhenjingdemiankong，subaixixiaoyisheng：
“nibieguan，geyijingtuotaihuangule......”
tazaiyebuhuishicongqianzhuizhexiawanningshenhoudetiangoule。
congxianzaikaishi，shangyishiyinweixiawanningshiqudeyiqie，zijidouyaoduohuilai。
而且......
haiyaosongjitayifendalia。
wusongquebuxin，buguokanjianhaoyouzhongyubuzaiyuanzuotiangou，tayeshizhenxingandaogaoxing。
“xingxingxing，niyaoshibuzhuixiawanninglezuihao！”
.......
huidaojia，subaikanzhejialishuxidechenshe，bujinyouxiehuangran。
zheishisuyouguocongshafashangzhanleqilai，kandaosubaixiaofuzanglexiexu，guanqiediwendao：
“xiaobai，nizenmele，xiaofushangzenmequanshihui？”
budengsuyouguoshuowan，subaibianzhijiepuleguoqu，yibajiangfuqinbaozhu，jidonghandao：
“爸！”
tingjianshengxiangdesumuchenlucongchufangpaochulai，biankanjianleyanqianzheiyimu，danyoudao：“erzi，nizenmele？”
subaikanzhelaobalaoma，huixiangdaoshangyishizijiyinweixiawanning，congerhushilezijidefumu，henbudexianzaichouzijiliangerguang。
suyouguoyeshiyiliandanxindikanzheerzi。
subaiwojinshuangshou，xiangshiduifumushuo，youxiangshizaiduizijishuo。
“bama，zheiciwoyidingyaohaohaoxuexi，xiaojingnimen！zaiyebuhuihezhiqianyiyangle......”
tajidongdishuolexuduo，sufusumuduishiyiyan，biaoqinghenshiyihuo：
“erzia，nishibushichushenmeshiqingle？youshiyaogenwomenshuoa。”
subaiyaotou，jifanjiaotanxialai，quebaosubaimeishizhihou，liangrendeliansecaihuanheqilai。
subaikanzaiyandi，tianxiadefumudoushizuiguanxinernvderen，tananyixiangxiang，shangyishikanzhezijigenzaixiawanning**houmian，jingliyiciyouyiciderenshengdichao，fumushishenmexinqing？
zheiyishi，zijiyidingyaohaohaoxiaoshuntamen！
......
第二天。
subaibeizheshubaoqulexuexiao，xiawanningyijingzaijiaoshile，kanjiansubaijinlai，yandishanguoyimoxise。
kesubaicongjinjiaoshidaozuoweishang，meijiguoxiawanningyigewanzhengdeyanshen。
xiawanningyaozhexiachun，yanshenhenshiyiwai。
xianglexiang，haishizaikuaishangkedeshihou，bayizhangzhitiaofangzailesubaizhuoshang，haiyouyizhangdianyingpiao。
ranhoukuaisuhuidaoweizhishang。
subaiyouxieyihuo，dakailezhitiao。
subai，jintianshizhouwule，yaobuyaohewoyiqiqukandianying？niyaoshiyoushenmejingxidehua，keyiwanshangyiqijiwoe。
kanwanzhitiao，subaizhijiexiaolechulai。
妈的......
zheinvrenhai**shiyouyisia！
zuozaiqianpaidexiawanning，jiansubaikanwanzhitiaolianshangluchuxiaorong，xinqinghurandahaoqilai。
meiyandourenbuzhuranshangjifenqueyue：
“我就知道！”
“wozhiyaoshaoweizhudongyidiandian，subaiyijidongkendingxiangwanlangman，zaikandianyingdeshihoujiwozhunbeijingxi！
zaijiashangwozuotiantilexinkuanshouji，neitajiwozhunbeidejingxi，dagailvshishoujiye！”
xiawanningzuozaiweizhishang，yijingkaishixiangxiangshoudaoshoujishidechangjingle。
keshishiqueshi，subaikanwanzhitiaohoudexiaorong，shichaoxiao。
qianshitayaoqingxiawanningqukandianying，tacongweidayingguo，zongyonggezhongjiekoutuituo。
zijixianzaiduitataidulengdanxialai，tadaoshishangganzhetieshanglai，haixiangzijijitazhunbeijingxi？
suanpanzhuzidoubengwolianshangge！
henkuai，subaiyouleyigejuemiaodexiangfa。
zuotianwanshangcaidayingbanglifei，neigancuijiuranglifeiqu，shunbianbashoujideshiqingtiyiti，zheihuangmaobiranhuishanggoude。
jieshi，xiawanningduilifeidetaidu，ziranyehuifashenggaibian。
subaichixiaoyisheng，xinzhongdigu：
“xiawanning，nibushixihuanjingxima？neijiujinigedadadejingxi！”