第一章绿帽子
wojiaowennuan,zaiyijiagongsirenzhi,erwodejiejiezeshiwuyeyoumin,zhengtiandabandehuazhizhaozhandouliuzaijiubalidechangke。
woshizhongxiangbumingbai,wodeweihunfuweishenmehuiyiqingbielian,xihuanshangtazheiyangdenvren。
qishi,henzaozhiqian,wojiufaxiantamenerrenbuduijing,danshiyizhimeiyouzhengju,yejiumeiyoufangzaixinshang,zhidaojinnianwuyifangjia。
womenxianglianduonian,shangliangzhezaishiyiguoqingjiujiehun,chenzhewuyifangjia,daitalaiwojiajianwodebama。
neitian,womarangwoquchaoshimaidaiyan,wodaolelouxiacaifaxianshoujiwangdaile,yushizhefanhuiqu。
zhenghaokanjian,wenlishahefantongbaozaiyiqi,xianghuweizheshuiguo,erwodebamazeshimiandaixiaorongdezuozaitamenduimianliaozheshenme,sihaomeiyourenhedebuduijing。
haoxiangbiwozaideshihou,gengkaixinyixie。
wohenshengqi,wobeidailelvmaozi,haishibeizijidejiejie,dangshiwodezhenxiangchongguoquhenhendezoutamenyidun。
raner,womeiyou,woqiangyazheneixindenuhuo,zhuanshenlikaile。
wozhidao,jiusuanwochongjinqule,aimadehaishiwo。
congxiaodaodadoushizheiyangde,bamashizhongrenweishiwozaifuzhongqianglejiejiedeyingyang,caidaozhitatiruoduobing,suoyi,buguanjiejiezuocuoshenme,douhuiguaizuidaowodetoushang。
wocenghuanxiangguohenduoci,ruguodangshishiwotiruoduobing,tamenhaihuizheiyangduiwoma?
答案是,会!
yinweitamenjingchanghuishuo,tashinijie,rangnijiejiexianchi,rangnijiejiexianyong,dangran,qiantishihaodongxideqingkuangxia。
suoyi,jiejiehefantongzaiyiqi,woyanzhonghuaiyi,jiushitamencuohede。
zaitamenyanli,wenlishajiushixuyaotamentengaihebaohu,erwo,keyisuibianshoushang。
yinweiwoshenqiangtizhuang,wonengchinenghe,wocongxiaoqiangzoulejiejiedeyingyang,wojiushineigedaozhijiejietiruoduobingdezuikuihuoshou。
pingshenme?pingshenme?zheiyangdingzuiyuwo?
pingshenmezheimeduiwo!congxiaodaoda,yiqieshiqing,wodoutingtamende,yirenzairen。
danshi,zheijianshiqing,worenshoubule。
wohefantongcongxiangshidaoxianglian,zheimeduonian,duiyuzheiduanganqingwofuchulehenduo,jiupingwenlishaxiangbamasasajiao,tamenjiuzheiyangpiantanyuta,jiuyaobawodeweihunfucuohejita。
wodexinrutongbeidaojiaoyibandetong!tongdaobunenghuxi!
zheizhongganshousheiyounengtihuidededao?wodebama?haishiwenlisha?
呵!
kongpacishidetamenzhengzuozaiyiqixiangtanshenhuanba?
woleile,buxiangbeitamenzaijixuqifuxiaqu!woyaofankang,woyaobaofu!
woduziyirenzouzaidajieshang,yangtianzhangxiao!leishuishunzhewodelianjiayonglechulai!