第1章

「xiajiayounvchuzhangcheng,congcijunwangbuzaochao」

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wuyuechudetguochunwulifu,liantianqidounengbarenzhemodegouqiang,mingmingshuyuredaijifengqihoudedidai,quefanchangdixiaqileyingtaobandaxiaodebingbao。

“shenmeguitianqini……”

xiakoukouyishouchengzhemeiledilianmingdeyusan,yishoutizhebeiyushuidashidebaisequnjiao,tiaoguoyigeyouyigeshuiwa。

buzhidaoweishenme,jintianzaixuexiaodeshihou,taqiansuoweiyoudituranxiangjia,xiangbaba,xiangmama,dangran,haixiangneigeshizonglelianggeyuedejiejiexiaqian。

xinghaojintianshizhouwu,xiawumeike,xiakoukoumaoyuzuolewugexiaoshidedabachehuijia。

keshigangxialeche,yuanyuande,xiakoukoujiuzaiyuzhongwendaoleyigujiaohudenongyanwei,youwangjiadefangxiangzouleyiduanjuli,tadunshijiudaochouleyikouhanqi!

“a…zenmezhehuoleni?”

zhijianrenyanxishaodeshanjiaoxia,zijiadexiaoyangloumaozhenongyanliehuo,xiangshibeirenyongpaodanxuyihongzhale,sanfenzhierdemianjidoutantale!

xiakoukoujicongcongdipaoguoqu。

dangtaraoguofeixu,jurankandaomanshenshixuedebamazhengguizaininingli,beiyiqunchuanzhemicaifudenanrenweizaizhongjian,shuangshouhaizaibutingdixiangzheshenmerenzuoyi。

“xuxiansheng,qingninyidingyaoxiangxinwomen!ninweihunqitan**decuranlishi,hewomendechangguicaozuo,jueduimeiyourenheguanxia!”

“shia,dangchuningangmengshengneigexiangfadeshihou,wojiutiqianjianyiguoninle,tan**tadeshentizhuangkuangbushiyineixiangjishu,yidingyaokaolvdaozuihuaidejieguo,ninzaijuedingzuobuzuoa!”

xiakoukoudefumu,shizaiyanfajieheheyoumingdekeyanrenyuan,tongshi,sixiahaizuozheyixielirunchaogaodeteshushengyi。

kezaixiakoukoudejiyili,fumuxianglaidoushishifenshourenzunzhongaidaide,congmeiyouzheimedisanxiasiguo。

“baba,mama!”tadiuxiayusan,jinghuangshicuodibakaisizhouxiongsheneshaderen,pudaolebamashenbian,“fashengleshenme?nimenshoushangyanzhongma?zaijianchiyixia,keyima?woxianzaijiubaojing,zaijiaojiuhuche。”

“kou、koukou?nizenmehuilaile!?”

manshenshishangdexiafutingdao“baojing”lianggezi,hedeyigeduosuo。

“koukou?ni、nihuilaile?taihaole,zhenshitaihaole!”xiamukanqilaiqueshijingxiwanfen,“nihuilaidejianzhitaishishihoule!”

xiakoukoubumingbai,mamaweishenmezheimeshuo?

kejiuzaitagangyaotaochushoujibaojingdechaneizhijian,yizhichongmaneyidedashou,jingcongbeihouchezhuletabeiyushuitouyinchulaidexiongyijiandai。

“pa”deyisheng,shouzhisongkai,bengjindedaizibaxiakoukouboruchanyidejianbei,dandeshengteng。

“wu…!nizuoshenme!?”

xiakoukouxiufendizhuanguoshenlai,queeranzhengzhule。

“坏叔叔?”

taxiayishidituokouerchu。

zhijianchuxianzaiyanqiandiaozheyandeheiyinanren,zhangzheyizhangzhongouhunxuedelian,yingqibirendeyishuangyanjingtongsegeyi,yizhilansibihai,yizhihuangsihupo,qianzaiyoushenaosuideyanwoli,yutayingtingdebiliangxingchengtebiexianmingdegaoduduibi。

youqishizaitadecejingshang,hailuoyinzheyidaoxingsidushededaoba,kanshangquwubizhengningheren。

xiakoukoujideta,jidezaijialibuzhiyicidijianguota。

zhibuguomeici,tadoubeimamatoutoulakaile,shuotashiyigemingzijiaozuo“xulongzhuo”dehuaishushu,weirenyoueyoupi、bingbuhaore,jiusuanlailejializuoketanshengyi,yeqianwanbuyaohetayoushenmejiaoji,dingduodiantoudagezhaomianjiugoule。

zheihuier,nanrenba“huaishushu”sangezitingdeyiqingerchu。

tazaixiashuweitachengkaideheisesanyanxia,xilidejianmeiyitiao:“nijiaowoshenme?”