“**！”
linglianlongzhenzhong，zhonglingyaoyaqiechi，sisidingzhexiaotiandebeiying。
“bixiazhenshixialeyan，jingranxuanlenizheimeyigemeiguqidenanren！”
“tashenmehaodongxidouliuzhejini，xiangjinbanfahehunizhouquan，nijiuzheimebaodatama？”
liangshouyinweizhonglingdehua，huiguoshenlai，youzhezhengningdaobadelianshang，luchukebudexiaorong。
taqinqiedepaizhexiaotianjianbang：“chunhuo，qinwangzheijiaoshishiwuzheweijunjie，congmingrendezuofa。”
“niyiweisheidouxiangni，haiyouniniangneixiechunhuo，haikanbuqingchudayanhuangchaodexingshima？”
zhonglingzuanzheshou，meiyouhangsheng，xinyijingshichendaolegudi。
liangshoushuodeqishimeicuo，dayanhuangchaoneiyouwaihuan，fengyupiaoyao。
rujinxueyunloudoukaishichashoule……
“duyefule，nishiqingyejiaodaile，wokeyizoulema？”
xiaotiandandingdeshengyin，daduanlezhonglingdesixu。
“dangrankeyi，qinwangqingzibian。”liangshoushenchushou，xiangpangbianzuolegeqingdezitai。
kexiaotianquemeidongshen，fanershitaishou，zhizhepangbiandezhongling：“rangtayiqizou，buranrangrenqiyixin，keyirangtafudu。”
zheichunyatou，weilejiuzijixianlejinlai，xiaotianbukenengshiruowudu。
“buyaojiaxingxing，wobuxuyaonijiu！”xiaotiandehua，rangzhonglingganjueshoudaolexiuru，qinaozhehanchushenglai。
xiaotianwushizheirenxingyatoudehanjiao，momodekanzheliangshou。
liangshouyeshikanzhexiaotian，luchusixiaofeixiaodebiaoqing：“zheikebuxing，wogenzheixiao**youdianchou，xiangshunbianjiejuele。”
“……”xiaotianchenmopianke，zaicikaikou，“niyaoshibudaying，wojiubuganle。”
zheifanhua，rangzhongrendoushiyizheng。
tamenxianrangaobudong，xianqianhaihenpeihedexiaotian，zenmejiuguzhiqilaile。
“niweixiewo？”liangshoushuangyanweiweimiqi，yuqibushan。
xiaotianyaoleyaotou：“bushiweixie，zhishiyigejianyi，woanranwuyangdehuiqu，anzhongbaohuwodezhonglingbujianle，rongyirangrenshengyi，buliyujihuashishi。”
“woyeshiweilejihuawanmeidacheng，ranhounadaojieyaobaozhuyitiaoxiaoming。”
“zanmenbaishishi，jiangdaoli，nibudaying，wozuoshifengxiantaida，faneryouxingmingzhiyou。”
“hengshudoushisi，neiwoburusizaizheisuanle。”
zhonglingzhouzhemeitou，wangzhexiaotian，tahuranyouxiekanbudongzheigerenle。
nishuotatanshengpasi，kecongtoudaowei，doushiyifudanrandeshenqing。
yigeputongren，zaizheigeqingkuangxia，juranzaigenliangshoujulilizheng？
“shima，neinijiuzaizheidengzhedufashenwanghaole。”mianduixiaotiandehua，liangshouqueshiluchusixiaofeixiaodebiaoqing。
xiaotianbiaoqinglveweiyijiang，jixuzhunbeikaikou：“zanmendoulengjingyixia，nibuyaoshuaxiaoxingzi，zixixiangxiangwo……”
“buhuishuohuajiubizui，laodajinilianle，nizaizheibuzhihaodaidengbizishanglian？”pangbian，xianqianluzouxiaotiandeneigeshashou，mamalielie。
tashangqianlai，shenshouyibajiuchaozhexiaotiandetoufazhuaqu。
tongshi，yiquanyeshichaozhexiaotianfubudaleguoqu。
pangbianlinglianlongzhendezhongling，yeshigaobudongxiaotianle：“nigendirenjiangdaoli，sheihuitingnia，zheixiachikutouleba？”
buguo，xiaotianzheishashadetianzhenzuofa，daoshirangzhonglinghaogantishengyixie。
tagumozhe，xiaotianlaolaoshishipeihe，kongpashilingyouyuanyin。
shuobudingshixiantuokun，zaihuihuangchengzhaobixiashangliangduicejiedu？
zhonglingyuexiang，shuangyanyueliang，taitoudanyoudechaozhexiaotiankanqu。
qinwangzhishiputongren，meiyouxiuwei，buzhidaonengbunengkangdezhuduifangdeduda。
kezhonglingtaitoudeshihou，zhengzhule。
tayinxiangzhongputongrendeqinwangxiaotian，beineixueyunloushashouyiquanzhengzhongfubu，jingrangenmeishirenyiyang，zhanzaiyuandiyidongbudong。
为什么？
neigeshashouyelengle，kanzhewaizhetouduokaizijishoudexiaotian。
jiuzaizheigeshihou，yidaobinglengyunhanzhekongbushajideshengyin，xiangchezaizhongrendeerbian。
“wogennimenhaohaoshuohua，nimenbuting，feiyaodongshoudongjiao？”xiaotianyuanbenyiliandanrandemianpang，cikelengruohanshuang，tongkongzhongshanshuozhexinghongguangze。
“而且……”
“laozizuitaoyanbierendongwotoufaa！！！”
xiaotianbaonudeyiquanzhouranchaozhepangbianhongjichuqu，jinzaizhichidexueyunloushashoulaosi，beikepadequanjingshunjianminmie。
yimingwujiepokongjingdeqiangzhe，jiuzheimezhijiezhengfa。
轰轰轰！！！
xiaotianhannudeyiquan，jiangzheishashoudadezhengfajiusuanle，kuangbaodequanjingjiufangfoshijufeng，jiangzheishangudetudixiankai。
niuqudequanjingzaidishangchongjichuwanruohedaodegouhe，yuweibujiandehongzaipangbiandeshanbizhishang。
yuanbenlveweiyouxiehunandeshangu，douranmingliang。
yinweineibiandeshantizhishang，beizheiquanjingyingshengshenghongkaichuyigeruodadedongkou。
yangguangcongneibuduanluoxianitusuishidejudongzhong，darushangu，wanruoshengguangzhaozailexiaotiandengyixingrensuozai。
“weishenme？”xiaotianyaoleyaotou，mengdiyibazhangchaozhepangbianshanleguoqu。
baoliedekuangfeng，shunjianjianglingliangmingshashou，zhijieshishanchenglexuewu。
zhangfengrutongwuxingdehailang，jiangpangbiandeyilianchuandesenlinbadierqi。
lingyibiandeweieshanfeng，yinweixiaotianyizhangguoqudezhangfengqingdaowaixie。
“wozhishixiangdanggexiangfudexiansanqinwang，guodianyouyouzaizaidexiaorizi。”
“conggangcaiwoyizhigennihaohaoshuohua，woyehenpeiheni。”
“wogennijiangdaoli，tichuyigehenhelidejianyi，niweishenmebuting？”
“woyijingjuedingbuzaichushou，yurenweishan，niweishenmeyaobiwochushou？”
xiaotiandizhetou，fukanzheyijingtanruanzaidishangdeliangshou。
cike，zailiangshoudeshixiandangzhong，mianqiangenbenjiubushiren。
ershiyigehunshenmimanzhexueserushizhishayizhongde……emo！
yanqian，jiufangfoshiyipianxinghongdexuehai，pumianerlai，sisiezhuletadeyanhou，bunenghuxi。
“wocuole，wozhidaocuole，qiuqiuniraoguowo。”
cikedeliangshou，zhengningdelianshangmanshijinghuang，yanleibitiliudemanliandoushi。
xiamian，haishenchuhuangsedeyeti。
吓尿了！
xiaotianmeiyouhuidata，zhishimomodeningshizheduifang，chaozhetafangkaileqixi。
guizaidishangdeliangshou，jingkongdefaxianzijideshenquzhengzaibengkui，tashenchushouxiangyaoquzhuaxiaotian。
kehaibudengtapengdaoxiaotian，zhenggerenjiuyijingshihuazuolefeihui。
zaizheipiantiandi，meiliuxiarenhedehenji。
xiaotianshoulianleqixi，lianseyinchendezhuanguoshen。
zhanzailinglianlongzhenzhongdezhongling，zaojiuyijinghedesesefadou……
Σ(oﾟдﾟoﾉ)
youqishidangkandaoxiaotianzouguolai，chaozhezheibianshenchushoushi，gengshihunshenyijiling，baozhenaodaidunlexialai。
“qinwangraominga，zhonglingzhidaocuole，buyaoshawo……”
咔擦！
qingcuidesuilieshengxiangqi，zhonglingxiaoxinyiyidetaiqitoulai。
fengsuozijidelinglianlongzhen，zaiqinwangxiaotiandeshouzhong，cuiruodegenzhihuyiyang。
erduifang，gengshiyongyizhongxianqidebiaoqingwangzheziji。
“你是傻子吗？”