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dengwaimianmeiledongjing,wohenchuailetayijiaocaizuanchulai。
yizhishoutitieditiwobokaidaicidemeigui,taitoujiuduishanghuojingshenneizhangjunlian,woxiayishiyizhan。
tajingjingkanzhewo,chunjiaoweigouquehaowuxiaoyi:“haowanma?”
huaqianyuexia,gunanguanv,jieshizhihuiyuemiaoyuehei。
wodiyicizhaixiaweizhuang,zhishihuojingshen:“zaizheiyudaoni,wohenshiwang。”
huojingshenweiweizhengdayan,fangfokandaoyiqunzhupaiduitiaolou。taneiwenrouguaiqiaodelaopozenhuishuochurucilipudehua。
“nizaipianwo,congtoudaoweidouzaipianwo。”tabijinzhiwen,“tanadianbiwoqiang?jiehunlehaiyaomaoxianouduansilian?”
yuana!cikewobidouehaiyuan。
“ruguoshuowoshibeirenxianhaide,nixinma?”
huojingshenchenmopiankezhengyaokaikou,yidaojianxinvshengxiangqi。
gulijicongcongcongtingzilimaochulai:“biaoge,tajiushizaipianni!woganggangqinyankandaotaheluzongbaozaiyiqi,luzonghaitangzailimianni,biaogeniyekandaolebushima?”
fangfoyinzhenggulidehua,shenhouchuanlailuxiuqideyiyu。
“wantang......”
gulixingfendao:“biaogeniting!”
我:......
shangbeiziwoshiwaleluxiuqijiazufenma,zheibeiziyaozheimekengwo?
wotanlekouqi,huranmeilejieshideyuwang。
danglvchahaolei,haishiweilegemeiduoshaoganqingdenanren,hebini?
xiangdaozhei,wohuorankailang。
woshuo:“huojingshen,womenlihunba。”
我想回家啃老。
huojingshenrouyankejiandihuangle:“hushuoshenme?fuqichaojiahenzhengchang,nayourendongbudongjiulihunde?zaishuole,shiluxiuqigouyinnizaixian,guannishenmeshi?doushiluxiuqidecuo。”
wowangtianwulidao:“keshi,wo......”
huojingshendengleyanguli:“xiangnisaozidaoqian,fouzehouguozifu。”
“biaoge!suwantanggenbenbuaini!zhiyouwocaishizhenxinainia,biaoge。”gulizhuaitaxiuzi,jidezhiduojiao,“nikankanwoa,biaoge。”
huojingshenxianshiyileng,suijiyansudao:“baoqian,wowufaxihuanshangyigesisuichibishi、wusuiniaokuzi,zhangdahouhaitouchiwobingxianglidebuding......”
yijuhuaduzhulegulideyanlei。
tashenshouzhizhihuojingshenjixushuoxiaqu,mianwubiaoqing、yudiaopingbandidaoqian:“saozi,duibuqishiwodecuo,wobugaichixinwangxiangjiajibiaoge,yihouzaiyebuhuile。”
我:......
beihuojingshenzheimeyidacha,lihundeshijiuzheimegezhile。
jiexialaijitian,takeyiduozhewo,jiusuanyudaoyezhaojiekoucongconglikai。
jiranjuedingbuzhuangle,wobianhuifuleyiqiandeshenghuo,meishijiuchumenxuepin,shuabaoxinyongkazongnengrangrenxinqingyuyue。
zhengdangwozaishechipindianshiyifushideqijingshi,boziyitong,jiushiquleyishi。
dengwohuifuzhijue,faxianzijizaiyijianpojiudefeiqigongchangli。
waimianchuanlaiguyuhegulideshengyin。
“jie,nicaiwoyoushenmehaodongxijinikan?”
“zheiniaobulashidedifangyoushenmekekande?”
tingdaojiaobushengjianjin,woganjinbiyanzhuangyun。
zhitingmenbeituikaiyouxunsuguanshang,gulichayidao:“tazenmezaizhei?niduitazuoleshenme?”
“meisha,jiujitaxialedianyao。”
“kuaisonghuiqusonghuiqu。”
“weishaa?”guyubujie,“nibushiyizhixihuanbiaogema?suwantangzheinvrenbabiaogepiandetuantuanzhuan,jiugaizhualaihehuhehu。”
“yiqianwoyezheimexiang,zhidao......”gulichenmopianke,“nianlingcaishiwomenzhijianzuidadezhangai,tabiwodajisui,nanmianzhidaoxuduowobuyuantiji,shenzhixiangdoubuganxiangdeheilishi,nidongma?”
guyuyaotou:“wobudong。”
gulixiangshixiangdaoshenmekepadehuiyi,jianjiaoyisheng:“a!ganjinbatasonghuiqu!wobuguanle,nizenmedailaidejiuzenmesonghuiqu。”
“好吧。”
gulilikaihou,guyuhuranbianlefuzuilian,tadunzaiwomianqian,lengxiaodao:“suwantang,nibujiuzhanglezhanghaoliandanma?yaoshihuile,kanhaiyounagenanrenxihuanni。wojieyidinghuigaoxingde,biaogeyehuirenqingnichouloudeneixin。biaogehewojiecaishitianshengyidui。”
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zheishishenmejiduanxiongkongjiajiekonga。
guyuchouchuyibazhediedao,wolijiwangpangbianyigun,daojianzhajindimian。
“niguorandoushizhuangde!”
womenzuolvchade,fanyingziranyaobichangrenkuai,buranzenmejianjixingshi。
“guyu,niweishenmezheimehenwo?”woyibianyutazhouxuan,yibianwangmenkoufangxiangyidong。
「yaobushini,wojiezaojiuhebiaogezaiyiqile。nizheigexiaosandaodijibiaogexialeshenme**,jianyimianjiufeiyaoquni。」
wozhenshidaolebabeizixuemei,shenyuezheibiaodizenmeshigepianzhikuang。