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05

dengwaimianmeiledongjing,wohenchuailetayijiaocaizuanchulai。

yizhishoutitieditiwobokaidaicidemeigui,taitoujiuduishanghuojingshenneizhangjunlian,woxiayishiyizhan。

tajingjingkanzhewo,chunjiaoweigouquehaowuxiaoyi:“haowanma?”

huaqianyuexia,gunanguanv,jieshizhihuiyuemiaoyuehei。

wodiyicizhaixiaweizhuang,zhishihuojingshen:“zaizheiyudaoni,wohenshiwang。”

huojingshenweiweizhengdayan,fangfokandaoyiqunzhupaiduitiaolou。taneiwenrouguaiqiaodelaopozenhuishuochurucilipudehua。

“nizaipianwo,congtoudaoweidouzaipianwo。”tabijinzhiwen,“tanadianbiwoqiang?jiehunlehaiyaomaoxianouduansilian?”

yuana!cikewobidouehaiyuan。

“ruguoshuowoshibeirenxianhaide,nixinma?”

huojingshenchenmopiankezhengyaokaikou,yidaojianxinvshengxiangqi。

gulijicongcongcongtingzilimaochulai:“biaoge,tajiushizaipianni!woganggangqinyankandaotaheluzongbaozaiyiqi,luzonghaitangzailimianni,biaogeniyekandaolebushima?”

fangfoyinzhenggulidehua,shenhouchuanlailuxiuqideyiyu。

“wantang......”

gulixingfendao:“biaogeniting!”

我:......

shangbeiziwoshiwaleluxiuqijiazufenma,zheibeiziyaozheimekengwo?

wotanlekouqi,huranmeilejieshideyuwang。

danglvchahaolei,haishiweilegemeiduoshaoganqingdenanren,hebini?

xiangdaozhei,wohuorankailang。

woshuo:“huojingshen,womenlihunba。”

我想回家啃老。

huojingshenrouyankejiandihuangle:“hushuoshenme?fuqichaojiahenzhengchang,nayourendongbudongjiulihunde?zaishuole,shiluxiuqigouyinnizaixian,guannishenmeshi?doushiluxiuqidecuo。”

wowangtianwulidao:“keshi,wo......”

huojingshendengleyanguli:“xiangnisaozidaoqian,fouzehouguozifu。”

“biaoge!suwantanggenbenbuaini!zhiyouwocaishizhenxinainia,biaoge。”gulizhuaitaxiuzi,jidezhiduojiao,“nikankanwoa,biaoge。”

huojingshenxianshiyileng,suijiyansudao:“baoqian,wowufaxihuanshangyigesisuichibishi、wusuiniaokuzi,zhangdahouhaitouchiwobingxianglidebuding......”

yijuhuaduzhulegulideyanlei。

tashenshouzhizhihuojingshenjixushuoxiaqu,mianwubiaoqing、yudiaopingbandidaoqian:“saozi,duibuqishiwodecuo,wobugaichixinwangxiangjiajibiaoge,yihouzaiyebuhuile。”

我:......

beihuojingshenzheimeyidacha,lihundeshijiuzheimegezhile。

jiexialaijitian,takeyiduozhewo,jiusuanyudaoyezhaojiekoucongconglikai。

jiranjuedingbuzhuangle,wobianhuifuleyiqiandeshenghuo,meishijiuchumenxuepin,shuabaoxinyongkazongnengrangrenxinqingyuyue。

zhengdangwozaishechipindianshiyifushideqijingshi,boziyitong,jiushiquleyishi。

dengwohuifuzhijue,faxianzijizaiyijianpojiudefeiqigongchangli。

waimianchuanlaiguyuhegulideshengyin。

“jie,nicaiwoyoushenmehaodongxijinikan?”

“zheiniaobulashidedifangyoushenmekekande?”

tingdaojiaobushengjianjin,woganjinbiyanzhuangyun。

zhitingmenbeituikaiyouxunsuguanshang,gulichayidao:“tazenmezaizhei?niduitazuoleshenme?”

“meisha,jiujitaxialedianyao。”

“kuaisonghuiqusonghuiqu。”

“weishaa?”guyubujie,“nibushiyizhixihuanbiaogema?suwantangzheinvrenbabiaogepiandetuantuanzhuan,jiugaizhualaihehuhehu。”

“yiqianwoyezheimexiang,zhidao......”gulichenmopianke,“nianlingcaishiwomenzhijianzuidadezhangai,tabiwodajisui,nanmianzhidaoxuduowobuyuantiji,shenzhixiangdoubuganxiangdeheilishi,nidongma?”

guyuyaotou:“wobudong。”

gulixiangshixiangdaoshenmekepadehuiyi,jianjiaoyisheng:“a!ganjinbatasonghuiqu!wobuguanle,nizenmedailaidejiuzenmesonghuiqu。”

“好吧。”

gulilikaihou,guyuhuranbianlefuzuilian,tadunzaiwomianqian,lengxiaodao:“suwantang,nibujiuzhanglezhanghaoliandanma?yaoshihuile,kanhaiyounagenanrenxihuanni。wojieyidinghuigaoxingde,biaogeyehuirenqingnichouloudeneixin。biaogehewojiecaishitianshengyidui。”

......

zheishishenmejiduanxiongkongjiajiekonga。

guyuchouchuyibazhediedao,wolijiwangpangbianyigun,daojianzhajindimian。

“niguorandoushizhuangde!”

womenzuolvchade,fanyingziranyaobichangrenkuai,buranzenmejianjixingshi。

“guyu,niweishenmezheimehenwo?”woyibianyutazhouxuan,yibianwangmenkoufangxiangyidong。

「yaobushini,wojiezaojiuhebiaogezaiyiqile。nizheigexiaosandaodijibiaogexialeshenme**,jianyimianjiufeiyaoquni。」

wozhenshidaolebabeizixuemei,shenyuezheibiaodizenmeshigepianzhikuang。