第三章 听NPC骂人,这么开心?

disanzhangtingnpcmaren,zheimekaixin?

zaiwanjiadeshixianzhong,tamenkandaodeyidaobeiheiwubaoguoderenxing。

“wa,zheigongsiliangenpcdejianmozheimechadema,yongyituanheiwujiudafawomenle?”

“pi!nikankanwomenjiuzhidaozheigongsijianmoxingbuxing。”

“mangcaiyinggaishiweilebiaodashenmigan!”

“盲猜+1。”

jiuzaiwanjiamenrelietaolundetongshi,zhangmuzhiyezaidengdai。

dengdaizuihouyimingwanjiadedenglu。

【dangqianzaixianrenshu:99】

【dangqianzaixianrenshu:100!】

【ding!suzhuchenggongzhaomuyibaimingyincha,xinshourenwuwancheng!】

【ding!gongxisuzhuhuoderenwujiangli:yinde+1000】

【阴德:1110】

“搞定。”

zhangmuzhizuijiaoweiweishangyang,yibaimingwanjiaquanbudenglu,zheidaoshirangtasongleyikouqi。

tajiupayouhuangniudanglangfeizijideshijian。

【ding!fabudierjieduanxinshourenwu!】

【xinshourenwu·er:zhuabuyibaizhiyinhun】

【任务时限:七天】

【renwujiangli:yinde+10000】

“一百只阴魂吗?”

zhangmuzhichenyinlepianke,jiangmuguangkanxianqianfangdeyibaimingwanjia。

youdewanjiamenshitupaochudadian,kankansuoweidekaifangditushibushizhende。

ranhoutamenshiwangdefaxian,tamenwufalikaidadian。

zhangmuzhiminrankanxiangzhongren,huanhuankaikoudao:

“geweiyouxiwanjia,yudifuqiandingqiyuehou,biannengchengweiyimingzhengshiyinchazhixingrenwu。”

“yincha?guaibudewomendoushiguile。”

“haiyaoqiandingqiyue,zheimemafandema?”

zhangmuzhixinlimomodixiang。

“feihua,buqiandingqiyue,nimenzheixiebaipiaowanjiazhongtupaole,wozhaosheidangshechuqu?”

jiuzaiwanjiamenxinggaocailieditaolundeshihou,yidaodaoanlansedexunipingmu,zhujianchuxianzaimeigewanjiamianqian。

“xuniyouxi《lunhui》yonghuxieyi

gaixieyiyouninyuyouxifuwutigongfanggongtongdijie,benxieyijuyouhetongxiaoli,qingninwubishenshenyuedu......”

“这么长,不看!”

jianghaoyiyilianxianqideladaodibu,zaifangkuangshangdalegegou。

“太长不看+1!”

“fanzhengrenburentongdoudeqian,kanbukanyemeishayiyi。”

“shuodemeicuo,fanzhengxiangwanjiudeqian,kangepi。”

zhangmuzhiyanjianzhe100gewanjiadouqianshulexieyi,genzhebudongshensedefabulerenwu。

“ding!qiyueyiqianding!xianfabuquntixinshourenwu!”

“renwuyaoqiu:zhuabuyibaizhiyinhun”

“任务时限:三天”

“renwujiangli:yinde+100(shigongxianjinxingfenpei)”

“wohaizhenshixinruana。”

zhangmuzhiqingshengtanqi,wanchengrenwuzonggongjiujiangli10000yinde,tajuranzheimedafang,nachubaifenzhiyifenjizheixiewanjia。

bukuishita,yinjiandashanren。

“lailielailie,renwuyexuhuichidao,danyongyuanbuhuiquexi!”

“zhuayibaizhigui?womenbujiushiguima?huaji。”

“ganjuezheirenwuyoudiandandiaoa,youzhongbeipiandeganjue。”

“erqiehaishuoshikaifangshijieyouxi,jieguolianzheigedadiandouchubuqu。”

“buhuihaiyaozhongxinjiazaidituba?ganjueyoudiankenga。”

suizheshijiandetuiyi,bushaowanjiazhujianganjuedaoshiwang,yinweiyouxihetamenyuxiangzhongdechajuyouxieda。

dangengduodewanjiataiduquejieranxiangfan。

“zheimegaopeizhideyouxi,huinongneimejiandandeshedingma?naozishigehaodongxi,zhenxiwangniyou!”

“jiushi,lianrenwushishenmedoumeilejie,jiukaishipen,nimenchixiangle,mankoupenfen!”

“yaozhidaozheikeshixunixianshiyouxi!guangpingzheiyidian,jiuwanbaoqitayouxihaoma?”

“yinchamen,zhixingrenwuquba!”

zhangmuzhikanzhezhenglunbuxiudewanjiamen,mobuzuosheng,dandandao。

“azhei,shangnazhixingrenwu?xinshoucundouchubuqua!”

wanjiamenjianzhuangmianmianxiangqu,zheinpchaoxiangyebushiduomezhinengdeyangzi。

“你们瞎吗?”

张牧之面无表情道。

“**!npcmarenle!”

“**!haozhinengdeganjue!”

“**!牛逼!”

“一群智障。”

zhangmuzhikanzheyiqunmianluzhenjingdewanjia,zuijiaoweiweichouchu。

骂个人就是智能?

zheishitazhaomuguodezuichadeyipiwanjia。

“**!tamawozhizhang,haozhineng!”

“youyishuoyi,beimazhizhangwojuranyidiandoubufennu,faneryoudianxingfen!”

“兴奋+1!”

wanjiamenyufadexingfen,xingfendaorangzhangmuzhiyouxiewuyu。

“肃静!”

zhangmuzhihechileyisheng,yiguwufayanyudeweiyashunjianlongzhaozheyizhongwanjia。

chaneijian,yizhongyouruwanjunyadingdeganjuerangsuoyouwanjiachuanbuguoqilai。

xiangshixintoumenzheyikuaidashitou。

buzhiming,quefeichangnanshou。

haozai,zhangmuzhihenkuaishouhuileweiya。

“zheizhongganjue,jianzhibunengzaizhenshi,zheijiushixunixianshima?”

“woweizhiqiandehuaiyidaoqian,nengzuodaozheizhongchengdu,shizhendeniubi!”

“hu!gangcaizhenyiweizijiyaosile!”

wanjiamenxintouzhenjingzhiyu,duiyuzheige‘youxi’yefenfenzhongshileqilai。

“damenzaineibian,gunquzhixingrenwu。”

zhangmuzhishenshouyizhi,wanjiamenxiayishidekanxiangdadianmenkou。

neiyuanbenbeikanbujiandekongqiqiangsuozudangdedamen,cishiyijingrutongshuimianyibandangyangqidandandebowen。

“woqu!zheishichuansongmenma?”

“suoyibushiyouxibukaifang,shiwomenmeiyouzhaodaozhengquededakaifangshima?”

“aileaile!woyaoqukankansuoweidekaifangshijieshishenmeyangzi!”

wanjiamenfenfenjianggangcaideweiyapaozhinaohou,xinxianganqushizhetamenzhengxiankonghoudepiaoxiangchuansongmen。

“刷!”

chaneijian,yizhongwanjiatoushenyuchuansongmenzhong,jiurutongmeirushuimianyibanxiaoshibujian。

erwanjiamenzhijueyanqianyihei,zijibianchuxianzailelingyigejieranbutongdeshijie。

hefangfojialeyicenghuimengmenglvjingdeyinjianbuyiyang,chuansongdaodexinshijie——

yulantiankong、cuilvsenlin、niaoyuhuaxiang、fenfangpubi。

yiqie,doushineimedeshengjiangran。

“zheicaishizhenzhengdekaifangshijiema?”

“wozaogaizhidaoa!yinchamenzhuzaiyinjian,danyaogouhun、yaozhixingrenwujiugaizaiyangjian!yangjiancaishizheigeshijiedezhuti,caishizhenzhengdekaifangshijiesuozai!”

“shenmedoubushuole,xunixianshiniubi!”

“youxigongsiniubi!zheicaishizhenzhengdeguochanzhiguang!”

“shenmeguochanzhiguang?qingzunchengtaweirenleizhiguang!”

kaifangshijieyouxizuizhongyaodeyaosushishenme?

bushizuorenwu,ershikaitu!

zaiwanjiamendidayangjiandeneiyike,tamenbiankaishixingfendesisankailai。

sanliangchengqundejieban,chaozhesizhoubuduandetuokuanditu。

tamenpobujidaidexiangzhidao,zheigekaifangshijiede‘bianjie’zainali。