“呃，这....”
kandaozhei，linyiyiliandemengbi，zheishishenmeqingkuang?
“duibuqi，tashiwojiejie，jiaowangxingyue，meishangdaoniba!”xiaomeinvyiliankuijiudeshuodao。
“ai，bale，duoxienile，wohaishiyihoukaozijiba，zhishiwoneikeliandelaotouzi，sidetaicanle，nibuzhidao，tahuoshengshengdebeirenkanchengleshibaduana，erqiehaiwangtadeshitishangsayana!”
“jiejie，wokantabuxiangshipianrende，womenbangbangtaba，tataikelianle!”
wangxiaoyueyilianburenxindeshuodao。
“xiaoyue，wangjiwozhiqianzenmegennishuodele，buyaosuibianxiangxinmoshengren，tebieshizheizhongdengtuzi!”
“wojinggaoni，buyaozaikaojinxiaoyue，buranxiaoxinwojianxiawuyan，xiaoyuewomenzou!”
shuowan，wangxingyuezhijielazhewangxiaoyuejiulikaile。
buguozailinzoudeshihou，wangxiaoyuedemeimuzhizhongmanshilianminzhise。
“zongsuankandaolehaibucuodemeinvle，dengwohuiqu，jiushaobalaotouzijigenhuxuba!”
kanzheliangrendeliqu，linyiweiweiyixiao。
suihoubeishangmadai，xiangzhexueyuandelimianzouqu。
shiguangfeishi，zhuanyanjianjiudaoleyewandeshifen。
cishidelinyizhengzuozaiganggangfenpeidefangjiannei，nulidekanzhezijidailaidexiaoshu。
咻咻咻!
jiuzaicishi，menwaihuranchuanlaileyidaopokongsheng，zhijianyiminghuiyilaozhechuxianzailetadefangjiannei。
“你来了!”
“linshaoye，zhendeshini!”
kandaolinyi，neilaozhewubidejidong，lianshengyindoubuyoudezhandouleqilai。
“haojiubujiana，lilao!”
tingdaozheigeshengyin，linyiweiweiyixiao。
duiyuzheilaozhe，linyiwubideshuxi，tahaijidexiaoshihou，jiushitajingchanggenzaizijijialaoyezideshenhou。
“ai，yibieduonian，shaoyedouzhangzheimedale，poyoushifudedangniandefengfana，buzhidaoshifuta....”
“fangxinba，laotouzichidehao，hedehao，shentiyinglangzheni，zhishizheimeduonianmeiyoujianni，tingxiangnide，zheibuzheiciguolai，rangwojinidailediandongxi!”
shuoba，linyicongmadaizhongnachuyidakunbiluobuhaiyaocuderencandijilaozhe。
“zhei，zheishixuanlingcan?”
kandaozhei，laozhedaoxileyidakouqi。
yaozhidaozheixuanlingcankeshijiweihanjianzhiwua，tebieshizheimedade，neikeyishuoshikeyuerbukeqiu。
xiangtayiqian，weilezheigedongxi，keshibuzhidaofeileduodadeliqi，yemeiyougaodao。
quebuxiang，jintianjurandedaole。
“bujiushiyigerencanma?kanbanijidongde，zheidongxiyouneimezhenguima?wojiayuanziliduodeshi，dengwoyoukonghuiqu，jinibaliangkeguolai!”
kanzhelaozheneijidongdeshense，linyiyiliandewuyu。
zheiwanyi，tacongxiaojiushidanglingshichide，chuleweidaohaoyidian，yemeiyouqitadeganjue。
“我...”
tingdaozheihua，laozheshunjiandouwuyule。
niyiweisheidougenniyiyanga。
zheizhongjibiedebaowu，ruguoliuluodaoqitadedifang，zuyourangneixiedanengmenpindenisiwohuode，buguoxiangdaolinyidebeijing，tayejiushiranle，zaibierenkanlaishifenzhenguidedongxi，duitaeryanqueshibusuanshenme。
“duoxieshaoyedehaoyile，youyuzheixienianshiwufanmang，meiyouqukanshizun，dengxianxiazhihou，yidinghuidengmenbaifangshizunde!”
“ai，kebie，nibuzhidaolaotouzizheixienianguodeyouduoshutan，weiletaziji，bawodoujihongchulaile，niqudehua，gujiyeshihewoyigexiachang，suoyiwoquannia，meishenmeshiqianwanbuyaoquzhaota!”
xiangdaolaoyeziweilebazijiganchulai，xiangdeneixiebanfaa。
林毅就一脸的头痛。
“嘿嘿，那也是!”
laozhediandiantou，suijishuodao：“jiranshizunrangshaoyelaipiaomiaoshuyuan，yidingyoutadeyongyi，womashanghuiquanpaiyixia，rangshaoyezhijiechengweishuyuandeshengzi，xiangshouzuigaodexiulianziyuan，haiwangshaoyebuyaoxianqi。”
“ai，nikebie，laotouzishuole，rangwohepingchangrenyiyang，qianwanbuyaojiwogaoteshuhua，buranrangtazhidaodehua，kendinghuicongjialipaochulaide，nikebiehaiwoa，haiyouwodeshenfenniqianwanbuyaobaolua，wokebuxiangbeibierendangguaiwukana!”
“shi，shi，shi，yiqietingcongshaoyedeyisi，neimeishenmeshiwojiulikaile!”
“lishushaodengpianke，woyoujuhuaxiangwenniyixia!”
jiuzailaozhexiangyaolikaideshihou，linyihurankaikoushuodao。
“e，shaoyeyouhechaqian?”
“neishenme，nimenxueyuanyoumeiyoushenmemeinvshade，jiwojieshaoyixiabei，zheibushiwodeyisia，doushilaoyezi，shuoshenmezhaobudaonvpengyoubunenghuijia，woyeshimeiyoubanfaa，zhinengzhaonibangbangmangle!”
“啊，这...”
老者瞬间无语了。
buguoxiangdaoyiqianshizundexingge，tayejiushiranle。
bukuishiyigexuemaideshengwua，douyigediaoyangzi。
“shaoye，yaoshuomeinvma?woyebushihenqingchu，buguowojidexueyuanneiyouyigemeinvpaixingbang，nikeyiqudatingyixia，dangranle，yishaoyedetiaojian，nenggoubeinikanshang，neishitadefuqia!”
“美女排行榜吗?”
tingdaozheihua，linyibuyoudexiangqilezhiqianyudaodelianggemeinv，buzhidaotamenyoumeiyoushangbanga。
“e，neihaole，mafanlishule，nixianmang!”
shuowan，linyizaicinaqixiaoshukanleqilai。
yiyewuhua，zhuanyanjianjiulaidaolediertiandeqingchen。
dangdiyilvyangguangsaluodadideshihou，zhenggepiaomiaoshuyuandoulongzhaozaiyigumenglongdeyangguangzhizhong，jiuxiangshiyiweimengzhemianshademeinvyiban，jiqidemeili。
linyijiandandexishuyiban，jiuxiangzhepiaomiaoshuyuandeguangchangshangzouqu。
yinweijintianshizhengshikaohederizi。
jiranxuanzeheputongrenyiyangxiulian，taziranyeshiyaoqukanyixiade。
yilaidaoguangchang，cishiguangchangzhishang，zaoyijingshirenshanrenhaile，qizhongjuedabufendoushihetachabuduodaxiaodeqingniannannv。
cishidetamendouwubidejidong，yinweizheijiangshigaibiantamenmingyundeshihou。
tongguokaohe，chengweipiaomiaoshuyuandedizi，zekeyiyifeichongtian。
fanzhi，ruguomeiyoukaohetongguo，jiuzhinengbeiqiansonghuiqu，danggemomowuwenderenle。
“kuaikan，jiushita，zuotiandanaoxueyuan，bujinbazhangquandale，haidezuilewangshixiong。”
linyidedaolai，dunshizhongrendemuguangdoubuyoudewangleguolai。
meibanfa，zuotiandeshiqingyijingchuanlechuqu，xiangburenshitadounana，bijingtakeshishubainianlai，diyigeganzheimezuoderen。
duiyuci，linyigenbenbuzaihu，cishidetayijingfaxianlezuotianyudaodewangxiaoyueliangjiemei。
“zaoa，xiaoyueguniang!”
“linyi，niyelaile!”
kandaolinyi，wangxiaoyueweiweiyixiao，buguoneiwangxingyuezeshiyiliandebingleng，liangzhimeimoulenglengdedingzheta，neiganjuejiuxiangshifangzeiyiyang。