第1章至尊铲屎官
沧澜界，云州。
shiwandashanjiaodixiadeyigexiaoshancun。
yigejianpodeyuanzili，yangzheyizhigou、yizhiniao、liangzhimao、shibazhizhushu、yichiziwuguiheyu。
zheijiushifangxiaoyuandekaiju。
fangxiaoyuanshiershiyishijidedaxuesheng，momingqimiaochuanyuedaolezheigeyixiuxianweizundecanglanjie，quefaxianzijishigeshizudefeichai，genguqichawubi，yisilinglidouxiulianbule。
buguotayougekengdiedexitong，xitongzhishuoguoyijuhua：“danghaochanshiguan，jianglainijiushiwanjiezhizun。”
zaizheizhihou，buguantazenmehuhuan，xitongdoumeiyouzaihuiyingyiju。
manmande，fangxiaoyuanyejiurenmingle，jingjingyeyedeyangzheyiyuanzidongwu，haiyouxieqiqiguaiguaidezhiwu，
“xiaoju，xiaohong，chizaofanla！”
yizhijumaoheyizhihongsedechimaocongyuanzidejiaoluolitiaolechulai，zhengxiangqiangzhefangxiaoyuanshoulidezizhimaoliang。
fangxiaoyuanluleyihuiermao，manyideweixiao。
fangxiaoyuanjiezhesaleyibayuliangdaoyutangli，bazhushulongzidakairangtamenliudaleyihuier，dakainiaolongrangsanzhiniaofangfangfeng，jiyuanlidezaoshujiaolejiaoshui。
zuowanzheiyiqie，fangxiaoyuanduizheyizhixuebaidedagouzizhaolezhaoshou：“erha，genwochumenqu！”
dagouzituzheshetou，yukuaideyaozheweibagenfangxiaoyuanchumen。
damenyiguanshang，zhenggexiaoyuanturanqishichongtian！
xiaojuhexiaohongyaoshenyibian，chenglezuyouliangmigaodechiyanmanghuhejinxiaoleihu，bangbodehuoyuansuheleiyuansuxijuanzhenggeyuanzi。
neizhiniaoeryebengfachujinguang，huaweileyuhuofenghuang，chaotianmingjiao，zhenshejiuxiao。
yutanglidejinlihewuguigengshichongtianerqi，huifulepoyuecanglongheyanjiaxuanguidebenzun！
zhiyouneishibazhibeiyangzailongzilidezhushu，shifangxiaoyuanhoulaizhuode，cikesesefadoudepazaidishangbugandongdan。
zhushumendeneixinshibengkuide，sidashengzua！wozaizheixiaoyuanlizhuangshenmemengchonga！
“ai，neizhibaoxuezhanlangzouleshenmegoushiyun，tiantianbeizhurendaizaishenpang。”chiyanmanghuzhangtanleyikouqi，yanzhongmanshiyanxian。
“moyaotaitanxinle，ziconggenzaizhurenshenbian，womendexiuweidouyijingkuayuelesangedajiele！”yanjiaxuanguikouturenyandao。
“rujin，yiwomenlingzundexiuwei，zuyihengsaozhenggeyunzhou！”poyuecanglongmanliandejidong。
ziyanlingfengjixiaodao：“xiaohongnaozibulingguang，taitanxinle。”
chiyanmanghudanu：“nizheizhisiniao，laidashangyichang！wofeibanitoudawaibuke！”
yuanzhongjiandedazaoshuturankouturenyandao：“doubiechaochaole，zhurenganggangzhishisuishouyijiaoshui，woganjuezijikuaiyaoshengle！”
“......”
“啊！”
dazaoshushufudehanleyisheng，zhijianyikezaozixingzhuangdelingguosanfazhecuicandeguangmang，congshuzhishangdiaoluolexialai。
shengshoumenmuguanghuorededingzhelingguo，yueyueyushi。
yizhichenmodejinxiaoleihuturanchongtianerqi，jianglingguoyikoutunxia。
zhongshengshoudanu：“nizheisijumao，zhukou！”
jinxiaoleihubuxiededalegepenti，zhoushenqixipengbobaofa。
lingzunyijie，lingzunerjie，lingzunsanjie...lingzunjiujie，yizhitupodaolelingzundayuanman！
众圣兽都看傻眼了。
......
木川河旁。
“erha，zijiqushuilidaiyuqu！woqushangyoulinzicaiyidianguozichi。”fangxiaoyuanmaibuzouxiangshangyoudeyuantou。
dabaigouzibushedeyingningjisheng，youdaoshuilifenlidaiyuqule。
ercishideshangyouqueyipianshaji。
linzirukou，yiqunyizheguangxianshouchibaojiandexiushimenzhengheyigechuanzheguiyiheipaodelaozheduizhizhe。
“jiejie，zuoang，xiangyaojiuhuishengnv，jiunanimenliuguangzongdeyaowangdinglaihuan！”heipaolaozheyinguidedaxiaozhe。
zuoangdanudao：“yaowangdingnaiwozongshengwu，qikejiaoyunidengxiexiu！”
“zongzhu，womenchongjinlinzili，jiuchushengnvba！”
“heng，wohaoshibannian，zailinzineibuxialejiuzhuandishamozhen！jiupingnideng，xiangpozhen？wangxiang！”
zuoangningzhongdeshuodao：“cizhenzaifanrenyanzhonghaowuyichang，zhinengyonglingshicaikekanchuduanni。”
“zhongdizitingling，yongtianyishenshuikailingshi！”
“尊令！”
liuguangzongzhongrenfenfennachutianyishenshui，dizaizijidemeixin，tamendeyantongdunshibaofachujinguang，mengdizhishilingzi。
“tianna，neishiciyuanliefeng，yikaojinjiuhuibeixijinshikongluanliu，jiusiwusheng！”
“haoqiangdadegangfeng，suiyiyidaobiankerangwudengshengsidaoxiao！”
“neishi...jiuguihuwang！linghuangdianfengxiuwei！”
“haiyouzheizisedemiwu，yinggaishimingyinhuandu，xiyikoubianhuihunsiguoqu，renrenzaige！”
zongzhuzuoangmiansenankan：“shidaorujin，daoshanhuohaiyedechongyichongle！”
“我来开路，破！”
zuoangzhangxinningjuhuodao，mengdixiangqianyizhan，pokaidazhenpingzhang。
“冲进去！”
“啊！”
“不，救我啊！”
liuguangzongzhongrengangchongjinqujibu，jiubeiyidaogangfengpizhong，yunqihaodebeipifeichulelinzi，yunqibuhaodezhijiekoutuxianxuedangchangzhensi。
zuoangjuewangdekanzhezheiyimu：“tianwangwoliuguangzongma？sheilaijiujiuwudeng？！”
huayingangluo，yidaoposudeshenyingchuxianzaishangyou，xiangzhelinzizoulai。
fangxiaoyuanchayidekanleheipaolaorenhezuoangdengrenyiyan，xinxiang，zheishizaiyanshexima？jingelinzikushaa？
zuoangyeshayanle，zheigefanrenzaizuoshenme？zenmewanglinzizoule？
heipaolaorenlenghengleyisheng：“heng，yumeidefanren，zibuliangli。”
zuoangzailengshenjian，fangxiaoyuanyijingyibutajinlelinzi。
zuoang：“nianqingren，zheierweixian，kuaizou！”
fangxiaoyuanyongguanaishaziyibandeyanshenkanlezuoangyiyan：“dashu，zheilinziwotiantianlaicaiguozi，youshenmeweixiande。”
hualuo，zuoangbiankanjianyidaogangfengmengdipixiangfangxiaoyuan。
zuoangzibaodounan，wufaxiangjiu，zhinengtongkudebishangyanjing。
“天呐，这...”
“宗主，你快看！”
zuoangmengdizhengkaiyanjing，zhijianqiangdadegangfengpidaofangxiaoyuandeshenshang，jingranzhinengchuidongtadeyixiu，haofawushang！
“xiaoxin，qianmianshiciyuanliefeng！”
fangxiaoyuanxiangqianyibu，zhizhidezhuangdaociyuanliefengshang。
zhongrenjingdezhangdalezuiba，yifujianleguidebiaoqing，yinweiciyuanliefengjingranzijiheshangle...heshangle！
heipaolaorendeyanshenyeyouxiedaizhi，suihounuhedao：“jiuguihuwang，cishibuchushougengdaiheshi？！”
zuoangzhijianyizhiyaoyidehuliconglinzishenchukuangbenerlai，jiutiaoweibashanggeyouyigeguiyidetoulu，zhangzhexuependakou。
“完了！”
ranhou...huliqinpudaolefangxiaoyuandedatuishang，jinjindebaozhedatui，haiqinnideyongtoucengleceng，taohaodeyaozhejiutiaoweiba。
“nizheixiaohuli，wojintiankemeidailingshijinichi。”fangxiaoyuanyijiaochuaikailehuli，kehulirengjiubusixindepulehuilai，yingningsajiao。
heipaolaorenyanzhuzidoukuaidengchulaile。
zuoangputongyishengguizaidishang，dahandao：“qianbei，qingjiuwozongshengnv！”
“qianbei？nihanwoma？”