呜～！
shashijianwuyunmibu，kuangfengsiqi！
咔嚓！
yishengzhaleizhihou，yuncengzhizhongyinsheluanwu，haosiyoushenmeshenmideliliangzhengzaiqizhongxingfengzuolang！
bushaorenkanzheluchendeyanshendouyijingbianle，congzuichudefenhen，bianchenglexianzaidejingweiyuhuangkong！
yaobushizijishenfenzungui，waijiarujinhuangdihaizaizheigedifang，shuobudingyouxiebijiaomixinderenyijingguizailuchenmianqiannatoubianbaile。
哗啦！
dangdiyididoudadeyushuicongtiankongluoxiahou，zhenggeluoyudeguochengjiuyifabukeshoushile！
qingkezhijian，dayuqingpen，zhouweidenengjiandushenzhidoubuzusanmi！
zaichangdezhongrenwubumianluxise，youyixieguanyuanshenzhiyijingbuguliyile，zhijiecongduiwudangzhongchonglechulai，zhizhetianshangluoxiadeyushuihahadaxiao。
zaizheixierendedaidongxia，gongetaijianyedoufenfenhuanhuqilai。
“xiayulou，zhendexiayuge！”
“taihaole，dahansannian，kesuanshijiangyule！”
“tianyoudaqi，tianyoudaqia！”
jiuzaiyiqunrenwangqinghuanhudeshihou，congduiwuzhongjianyouchongchulaileyimingguanyuan。
“gongxibixia，hexibixia，bixiahongfuqitian，tianyouwochaoa！”
shuohuaderenjiaojiangtao，shilibushilang。
daqicaiyongdeshisanshengliubuzhi，libufuzedejiushiliyi/jixiang/gongjuzheixieshiqing。
daqichaodahansannian，rujinkesuanshiyinglaileganlu，zhihouhuangdibixiayidingyaofenbiaojitiande。
zheishihoulibudeerbashouzhanchulaipaigecaihongpi，henheli！
lizhuoyeconghuangweishangzhanleqilai，tashenshoujiezhucongkongzhongdiaoluoxialaideyushui，yeshiyiliannanyizhixindao：“juranzhendexiayule？”
dengshuowanlezheijuhua，tahaosimengdiyishidaoleshenme，jimangzhuanshenzhizhehaizaifudinglimiandeluchendao：“kuai！kuaiqujiangluxianshiqingchulai！”
jinglizhuozheimeyitixing，renmenyecaixiangqilailuchenhaibeipaozaiguolimianni！
zheiyaoshitiqianfangledianerconghuashenmede，shuobudingxianzaiyijingaruweierle。
“shangxianshangxian，kuaikuaichulai。”
“xianshishaodengpianke，wozheijiulaijiunin。”
“hunzhangdongxi，nimenhailengzheganshenme？haibukuaidianbaluxianshiqingchulai。”
yibangrenshoumangjiaoluan，shenzhikeyishuoshiliangundaipadechaozheluchenzheibianpao，erluchencishicikekanzhezijideshuangshou，quexianrulechensi。
“shenmeqingkuang？wozhendezheimeqiangni，nandaoshuochuanyuezhihou，jiwokaidejinshouzhishineizhongyanchufasuileixingde？”
“woxiwangshijieheping。”
“nanzuyongduoshijiebeiguanjun！”
“大A变牛市！”
“变成18厘米！”
luchenditoukanleyiyan，henyihanzijiguoranmeiyoushenmejinshouzhi，yanchufasuishenmededoushihuanxiang。
“shangxiankuaicongshuilichulaiba，shuililiang～！”
chongzaizuiqianmiandejiushigangcaiyidingyaonongsiluchendeduanwangye，cishicikezheirendeyiliandelaozhezi，xiangjileyiduoshengkaidejuhua。
yucitongshi，jiangtaoyeyijinglaidaoleluchendelingyice，lianggerenyizuoyiyouchanfuzheluchen，batacongfudinglimianfulechulai。
kanzhezhouweizheibangrenneichanmeidexiaorong，luchenjuedelaozidezheitiaomingkesuanshibaoxialaile。
duanwangyelianshangsihaokanbujiansihaodeshaqi，xiaoyinyindilazheluchendeshoudao：“luxianshizhenshihaobenshiya，wozaojiukanchuninbushiputongrenle，wodaqiyihouhaiyaoduoduoyangzhangninle。”
jiangtaoyezaiyibianpaimapidao：“jiushijiushi，youleluxianshizheiyangdetongtianshouduan，wodaqiweilaibidingfengdiaoyushun，kaijiangtuotuyebuzaihuaxia。”
shawanyier？haitamafengdiaoyushunni？！tinglezheihualuchenjiujuedezijideptsddouyaofanle。
zheicizhishiyunqihao，ganghaoganshanglezheichangyu。
xiangrangtazailaizheimeyici，chenqiezhendeshizuobudaoa。
“buxing，zheizhonggonglaokebunengsuisuibianbianwangzijitoushanglan。”
luchenyanzhuziyizhuan，liketuikailechanfutadeduanqingwanghejiangtaoliangren，chaozhezuozaishangmiandelizhuoyigongshoudao：“bixiaguiweitianzi，ziranshifuzeshenhou。zhengsuoweishoumingyutian，jishouyongchang，zaijiazhibixiapingriliqinzhengaimin，xinxitianxia，ziranhuigandongshangcang，zheicaijiangxialecidengganlu。”
“zheiyiqiegenwomeiyoubandianguanxi，quandouyanglaibixiapingrideyiyanyixing，keshoumingjunzhidaoa。woshizhongjianxin，zaibixiadedailingxia，womenbidingnenglulitongxin，kaichuangyigequanxindeshengshiwangchao！”
“jiurangwodoudan，tiqianweidaqihe，weibixiahe！”
shuowanzheixiehua，luchenjiunengmingxianganjuedao，duanwangfuzhetadeneizhishou，qingweidezhandouleyixia。
luchenyouxiebujiedekanleduanwangyiyan，xinshuoshenmegeqingkuang，rangnimenlaolijiaguozuomianzhang，nihaibuleyile？
zhiyulingyibiandejiangtao，gengshiyongyizhongjingtideyanshendingzheluchen。
zenmeshuoni，neishiyizhongkandaoletongleideyanshen。
jiangtaobenyiweiyezhiyouzijizheizhongxingjinzhichen，caihuiduizhehuangdibutingdepaimapi。
meixiangdaoa，meixiangdao！nigenongmeidayandechoudaoshiyezhanzaimatuihoumianle？
gengrangjiangtaoshoubuledeshi，luchenshuowanlezheixiehuazhihou，juranyinglailezhongrendefuhesheng。
kanzheneiyizhangzhangxiaolian，jiangtaozuidouyaoqiwaile！
怎么个意思？
woyigerujiachushenderenpaihuangdidemapijiushiningchen，tayigedaojiachushenderenpaihuangdidemapijiushikuicetianjishima？
cishicike，jiangtaoturanjuedeyanqiandezheigeluchen，henyoukenenghuichengweitadeyishengzhidi。
zheishihoulizhuoyeyijingconghuangweishangzoulexialai，talaidaoleluchenmianqian，yebujiangjiushenmexinubuxingyusele。
talazheluchendeshou，deyiyangyangdesaoshilezhongrenyibiandao：“qiaoqiao！qiaoqiao！yaobushuorenjiachujiazhirenkanshiqingkandetongtouni，nimenyigegedezhengtianshuowowanwusangzhi，nalizhidaowozhengrilimianxiangdedoushiyouguoyoumindeshiqing。”
“haiyouxierenshuowobutixubaixing，woyaoshibutixubaixingdehua，rujinnenggandongshangcang，rangshangcangjiangxiacidengganlinma？”
luchenwenyanyejimangfuhedao：“bixiashuodedui，zhengsuoweizizhuzhetianzhuzhi，zhengshiyinweibixiapingrilimianqinzhengaimin，zheicaihuiyoucidengganlu。”
tinglezheihua，lizhuoshangshangxiaxiadedaliangzheluchen，taturanjuedeyanqiandezheigeluchenshineimedekeai。
“hahaha，luxianshiyebubiguoyuziqian，gaishinidegonglaoziranshinide。lairen，chuanwodezhiyi，luxianshiqiuyuyougong，woyaocefengtaweiwomendaqideguoshi，tonglingsitianjian。”
shuozhelizhuojiuyuzhongxinzhangdepailepailuchendejianbangdao：“luxianshi，yihouwodaqinengbunengfengdiaoyushun，kejiuquanyangzhangninle。”
shawanyier？cheduzibani，hailaiadage！
luchenshenzhizijiyidanjielezheigehuo，jiugencongshilehedinghongdepinjianyiyang，zaowanshigesi。
yushitadenaodaiyaodegenbolangguyiyangdao：“pindaoganxiebixiadehouai，buguopindaodezheidianweimojiliangshizaishirubulebixiadefayan。”
“genghekuanghaoshiyigeyuedeqiuyu，yijingjiangwodexinshenhaojin，haixiwangbixianengkaien，fangwoliqu。”
anzhaoyuanzhudejiyi，daqikesuanbushangshishenmefengdiaoyushun。
neibuyoubailianjiaozuoluan，waibuhaiyouzhuduoqiangdihuansi。
xinandetufanzhubu，xibeidexixia，beibiandeliaoguodouzaihaofeizhezheigeguojiadeguoli。
yaobushizheiqunguanyuanhehuangdidemingziduibushanghao，luchenxianxieyiweizijichuanyuedaosongchaole。
zaizheizhongguojiadangguoshi，shuobudingyao996ni，leidouleisile。
xianrujintayijingwanchengleqiuyu，jiudengyushiliyububaizhidile。
jibianshibudangguoshi，huidaolezhiqiandedaoguan，tadeshenfenhediweiyebuketongrieryule。
daoshihoukendingyoudeshidaguanxianguilaizhaotabangmang，zijizhiyaozhuangmozuoyangdeshuojijuhua，jiunengzhuandepenmanboman，hebibanaodaibiezaikuyaodaishangdanggeguoshini？
shenmeshengrena，guoshizhileide，zheizhongzhiyebeiqudibushimeiyouyuanyinde。
yushiluchengancuiyiyaoyadao：“bixia，wogenbenjiubuhuishenmedaofa，nihaishirangwolikaiba。”
fanzhengyushiqiuxialaile，woshuowobuhuidaofa，nibuhuizhendexinleba？
luchenyilianjinzhangdedingzheyanqiandelizhuo，tazhenhaipazheigehuangdishigeerbaiwu，zhijiejiuxialingbatakacale。
haihaokanzhongrendeyanshenyezhidao，dajiadoujuedetakendingshihuixiedaofade。
erqiegenjutaduilizhuodelejie，zheigehuangdipiqishizhendehao，haohaohetashangliangshangliang，tayinggaihuifangrende。
guoranjianluchenyidingyaozou，lizhuotanlekouqidao：“kanlaixianshiquyiyijuele……yeba，neiburuwobangxianshizaichengwaixiujianyizuodao……”
zheijuhuahaimeishuowan，jiujianyigexiaotaijianjicongcongdecongwaimianpaoleguolaidao：“bixia，buhaole，xiaohuangzigaoshaobutui，taiyiyuanneibiandetaiyimenshuo，renkenengbuxingle！”