diliuzhangshouzhongwujian，xinzhongyoujian
jiulianxiaoxiaodelingdandoulianbuchulai，shiyuanzhuzheiyuanyingdalaozhushuile，haishitazijitaicaile？
anlilaishuo，yuanyingqidelaoguaiwu，jiusuanxiuweidieluo，zheijingyanhaizai，liandanzhixuyaolianqiqidexiuweijiuyijingzugou，zenmehaishilianbuchulailingdan？
kanzhedanluliheihuhudeyeti，dongfangyunyufadeyumen。
“ai，suanle，haishixianbazheixieshoushileba。”
jiuzaidongfangyunshenshouzhunbeiqushoushizheiyitahutudedanlushi，neiheihuhudeyetizhong，huranbaofachuyigubangbodelingqi！
zheigulingqizhinong，jingranbilingdanhaiyaoshengchusanfen！
dongfangyundeshoushunjianjiudunzailebankongzhong。
tahuyidekanzhezheixieyeti，nanbucheng，tajingranchenggongle？
danshizheimaixiangyetaichale，haidaizhehuwei，tazheizenmexiadequzui？
buguoyoujuhuazenmeshuolaide，wenqilaichou，chiqilaixiang！
dongfangyunyiyaoya：“shishikan，wanyini？”
yibianshuozhe，dongfangyunyibiancongdanluliguachuyidianyeti，saijinlezuili。
suishuohuweishizu，danruzuiquemeishenmeweidao，fanerdaizheyiguziqingtian，rukoujihua，neidianheihuhudeyetishunjianjiuhuachenglediandianlingqi，shunzhedongfangyundesizhibaihaiyouzou。
beilingqichongshuadeganjueshizaishitaishufule，dongfangyunshufudejihuyaokuitanchulai。
kanyangzitahaishitinglihaidema！zheiwanyidelingqibilingdanhaizu，kanyangzitabujiezhuxitong，huifulingqizhirikedai！
系统：“呵呵。”
dongfangyunhaimeifanyingguolaiweishenmexitonghuranlengxiao，xiayiketajiufaxianlebuduijing。
anlilaishuo，lingqiyibanhuijinrudantian，zaidantianzhongchucun，dongfangyunyikaishixiangdejiushi，zijidedantianxiangshiyigepoledongdeshuitong，lingqizaibuduandeliushi，danzhiyaotabuchonglingqidesudugoukuai，xiuweidieshijiuzhuibushangta！
kezheiyetizhongdelingqi，caijinrutadedantian，jiuxiangshibeizhenzhaleyixiadepaomo，shunjianjiuxiaosankailai，xiaoshidewuyingwuzong。
“xitong，zheishizenmehuishi？”dongfangyunxiangqixitongdelengxiao，ganmangquwen。
“jianyisuzhubuyaobaifeixinji，chuleanzhaoxitongdefangfalaijiangxiuweitishengshangqu，qitasuoyoudebanfa，zaixitongdemianqian，doushifuyun。”
你大爷的！
dongfangyunanmayisheng，zheixitongyetaijizeile！
zheibujiushigenyouxilidejuqingshayiyangma？chufeiwanchengzhuxianrenwu，buranjiumeiyouqitabanfa。
meibanfa，dongfangyunzhihaohuiliuliudezhaodaoyigexiaoyuping，jiangneixieheihuhudeyetiquanbudoushoulejinqu。
haodaiyeshibilingdanlingqichongzudedongxi，zongshimaixiangcha，danyewushangdaya，fanzhengdoushiyaochijinqude，guantahaokanbuhaokan，shiyongjiuxing。
shouhaoyeti，bupianbuyi，ganghaowuxiaoping，dongfangyunantanyisheng，zheibuzhenghaoshijizijineiwugexiaotudizhunbeidema？
neizhenghaoqukankantamenxiuliandezenmeyangleba！
zheimexiangzhe，dongfangyundaizheneixieyetichulemen。
shanzhongyizhayan，shishangyiqiannian。
suirandongfangyunzhishilianlegedangongfu，waitouyijingguoquleliangtian。
taxunzheyuanzhudejiyi，zhaodaotianxinzongdizimenxiuliandedifang——qinxiutang！
caizoudaomenkou，dongfangyunjiutingjianlimianchuanlaileyizhenyueerdeqinyin，zheiqinyinrutongxiaoqiaoliushui，juanjuanchanchan，dongfangyunjiutinglezheimeyixiaohuier，jiuganjuezijidelingqifanyong。
ze，haizhenshijiandaoleyigebaobei，tuanduizengyidefuzhushenmede，kaituandashaqia！
fanzhengzijixianzaidedantianjiushiyigepoledongdemutong，tingzheiqinyinyemeishenmeyong，dongfangyunmeiduoting，tuimenjinqu。
tahuanshileyiquan，faxianzhiyousigedizizai，meiyoukanjianliuyun，kanlaitazhiqianshuoqubiguan，shirenzhende。
tingjianmenkoudeshengyin，qinyinzhouting，jigexiaotudikanjiandongfangyunguolai，douxingchongchongdepaodaotadeshenbian，qiqiaiaidejiaoleyisheng：“shifu！”
dongfangyunmolemobizi，ganxiaozhedianlediantou：“ng。”
tasaolexuanlingyiyan，zheiyiyanjiurangtalengzaileyuandi。
妈耶！这还是人吗？
caiguoleliangtian，xuanlingjingranyijingtupolelianqiqiceng？！
zhaozheigesuduxiaqu，bieshuoshizhujile，jiushiyuanyinghuashen，yezhirikedaia！
xitongzheishijitaanpaileyigeshenmebiantaideguaiwu？
dongfangyunkanzhexuanlingdeyanshenyoudianguguai。
“shifu，xiaoshimeizhendetailihaile！tayijingtupolelianqiqiceng，cidengxiuliansudu，jianzhijiushichuanshuozhongdexiancai！”
“shia，taxiulianqinpudeshihou，womenguangshizaipangbianzuozhepangting，shouyidoujuda，zheiliangtian，wojingranjuedewodepingjingyinyinyouxiesongdong！”
fengxuehefengyunjidongdeshuozhe，shifudeliangkuyongxin，tamendounengzhidao！
“甚好，甚好。”
dongfangyunyebuzhidaoshuodianshabijiaohao，bianjiufuyandedianlediantou。
zheishi，muxuehuranzhanlechulai，youxiebuhaoyisidenaolenaohounaoshao，dao，“shifu，tuerzheiliangtianxiulian，faxiancongqianshifujiaojiwodezhaoshi，huranyouxiechili，zaiyewuxindesuode，buzhidaoshifunengbunengzhidianyifan？”
啥？指点啥？
东方云愣在当场。
shaonv，zhenbushiweishibuzhidian，bieshuoxianzaizheijushentizhishilianqiqidexiuwei，jiusuanshigezhenyuanying，tayezhishiyigemaopaihuo，xiuliandeshiqingyiqiaobutong。
pashisuibianlaiyigegangxiulianrumendexiaotongguolai，doubitadongdeduo！
jiandongfangyunjiujiubushuohua，muxueyouxieshiwang，danhaishijianchibuxie，xiaoxinyiyidewendao：“shifu，buxingma？”
“zhei......zheiyangba，nibanizhiqiansuoxuedezhaoshi，lianyibianjiwokankan。”
weijinzhiji，zhinengtuoyanshijian，dongfangyunzaixinzhongfengkuangdechuoxitong：“zenmebanzenmeban？ninengbunengjiwodiandongxi，zheizenmejiaoa？！”
xitongdiaoxianzhong......
“shi！”muxuejidongdeyibaoquan，nazhejianjiukaishile。
zhidaomuxuedawanleyizhengtaozhaoshi，dongfangyunhaishimeinengbaxitongchuohuo。
这不靠谱的玩意儿！
dongfangyunanziyaoya，kanzhemianqiandejigetuerqidaideyanshen，yishizhijianyouxieqihunanxia。
meibanfa，simadangzuohuomayiba！
只能硬着头皮上了！
“tuer，nikezhidao，shenmejiaozuoshouzhongwujian，xinzhongyoujian？”dongfangyunyibenzhengjingdekaishihushuobadao。
xiaoshuoyouxiqianqianwan，shizaibuxingtazhaoban！
“shouzhongwujian，xinzhongyoujian？”muxuesihumeiyoulijie，piaoliangdexiaolianshangmanshiyihuo，“zheishouzhongwujian，haizenmeduikangdiren？”
shaonv，haowenti！tayebuzhidao！