破庙中。
xiaoyunbuguxingxiangdedakoukenzheganliang，suiranbingbuhaochi，danshitayijingelehaojitianle，cikeyechidejinjinyouwei。
hanlingerzhanzaiyice，yanshenyouxieshanshuo，ruoyousuosi。
“你看着**嘛？”
xiaoyunhuayingangluo，hanlingerzhijieputongyishengguizailexiaoyunmianqian。
“你干嘛？”
xiaoyunyileng，zheiyiguihedetachadianbazuilideganliangtuchulai。
“qianbei，ganxieninjinrijiulexiaonvzi，kanyangziqianbeiyuwoyouyuana！”
“zheijiaoshenmeyuanfen？”xiaoyunnaqishuihu，tunleyidakoushuizhihouyanxialekouzhongdeganliang。
“zheiruhebusuanyuanfen？”hanlingerkaikoujieshidao。
“qianbei，ninxiangxiang，nizaicichuyinju，zheishiwandashanzhongrenyanxishao，kongpabanniandoubucengyourenjingguo，jinriwoquebeininsuojiu，zheijianzhijiushitiandadeyuanfena！”
xiaoyunruoyousuosidediandiantou。
“haoxiangshizheimehuishi。”
“duia！”hanlingerdiandiantoukaikoudao：“qianbei，jiranniworuciyouyuan，ninhebushouwoweitu？”
“收你为徒？”
hanlingershuangxiguidi，wubiqianchengdekanzheyanqiandexiaoyun，yanshengongjing。
shenchuanxiaoyunlengleyixia，zixidaliangleyixiayanqiandehanlinger，xianranmeiyouxiangdaoduifanghuishuochuzheiyangdehualai。
“duia，qianbei，ninyuwoyouen，jiusuanninbushouwoweituyerangyidingrangwoliuzaininshenbianbaodanindeenqingba！”
hanlingercikewubiqiancheng，zheijianzhijiushizijidejiyua。
ruoshinenggoubaishiyiweishengrenjibiedekongbuqiangzhe，kongparihouzijidounenggouzaitianyuandaluhengzhezoule。
xiaoyunlengleyixia，xianrulechensi。
qishitashihenyuanyide，bijingzijiyigerenzaizheipomiaozhongyehenshiwuliao，yaoshinenggouzhaogerenpeizijishuoshuohuaqishiyebucuo。
zhibuguozijiyaoshishoulehanlingerdangdizi，zijiyounenggoujiaotashenme？
tasuiranwudi，danshimeiyourenhexiuwei，yiqiedoushilingjiayuwudilingyu。
yaoshirangtaqujiaodizi，tahaizhendeshenmedoubuhui。
难不成要靠忽悠么？
hanlingerkanzhexiaoyunyilianyansu，cikeyeyouxiejinzhang，buzhidaoxiaoyunhuibuhuishouzijiweitu。
xiaoyunyuanbendasuanjujue，queturanxiangqileyigeguanjianwenti。
yaoshihanlingerzoule，sheilaijitasongchide？
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genghekuangzheipomiaozaishiwandashanshenchu，xiangyaoyujiangerenjianzhitaiburongyile。
zheisongshangmendeyaziyouzenmenengrangtafeileni？
erqiezijiyaoshizhendeshoutaweitule，sihuduizijiyemeiyoushenmehuaichua！
yaoshidaoshihoutashenmedoumeiyouxuedao，yekeyishuotashiyinweiwuxingbugou。
xiangdaozheili，xiaoyunguzuogaoshendeshuodao：“wozonghengliujieqianwannian，kuayueliujiezhiwai，bubaiyutiandi，niyouruheshuofuwoshouniweitu？”
xiaoyunshuowanzhihou，hanlingeryaolexiazuichun，lianseyouxienankan，quewuhuakeshuo。
bubaiyutiandi，zheishihedengdehaoyanzhuangyua！
kongpayezhiyouzheibankongbudeqianbeicainenggouyourucidejingjie，zheiyijingyuanyuandechaoyuelezijidexiangxiang。
zijibuguoshiyigezizhipingpingdexiaoxiushieryi？youzenmekenengbeizheiyangdedanengshouweidizini？
简直是异想天开了！
zhibuguojiuzaihanlingerdoudasuanfangqideshihou，xiaoyunqueturankaikoule。
“zhibuguome……nishuodeyeyoujifendaoli。”
xiaoyunhuayingangluo，hanlingershuangmoushunjianliangleqilai，manhuaiqidai。
“qianbei，nandaoninyuanyijiwoyigejihui？”
“ng，wozaizheishiwandashanshenchuxiuxing，queyenenggouyiwaijiulenidexingming，shuomingniwoerrendequeyouyuan。”
xiaoyunjiezhehuyoudao：“zhibuguowoyezhishijiniyigejihuieryi，zanqiezuowodejimingdiziba，ruoshirihounibiaoxianbucuo，wozaizhengshishounizuokaimendadizi！”
hanlingerdengdaleshuangyan，jidongzhiqing，nanbiaoyanyu。
nenggoubairuzheiyangdedanengmianqianjianzhishitiandadejiyua，napazhishizuoyimingjimingdizidouhenbucuole，erqiezijizhiyaohaohaobiaoxiankeshiyoujihuichengweiqianbeidekaishidadizia！
“dizihanlinger，koujianshifu！”
meiyousihaodeyouyu，hanlingerzhijiexiagui，liankesangexiangtou。
砰砰砰！
“bucuo，qilaiba，rihounijiushiwomenxiadiyiweidizile。”xiaoyunkaikoufenfudao：“zaiwomenxiameiyouqitaguiju，danshibunengweikangshiming。”
“nizheijirixuyaozuodejiushimeitianzuofanpichai，dasaowuzi。”
“shi，tuerdingbuhuigufushifusuowang。”
hanlingermeiyousihaodebuman，zaitakanlai，zheijiushishifuduizijidekaoyan。
xiaoyunmanyidediandiantou，kansipingjing，shizexinzhongdoulekaihuale。
zijizheibushishoutu，jianzhishijiushidedaoleyigetuotuodegongjurena！
jiuzaicike，xiaoyunnaohaizhongxiangqixitongtishiyin。
“ding，gongxisuzhu，huyoudiziyimei，jiangli1000gongxianzhi。”
什么叫做忽悠？
xiaoyunzuijiaoweiweichouchuyixia，quewufayangaitayanshenzhongxiyue，meixiangdaoshoutudiyenenggouhuodegongxianzhi。
ranerjiuzaicike，pomiaowaiqueturanchuanlaileyiguputiangaididewangzheqixi。
pomiaomenkou，yiguyaofengsinve，yitouxiongsheneshadekuiwulaohuhushidandandekanzheqianfang，huanhuanzourupomiaomenkou。
“zheishi？tonglingjingdeyaoshou？”
hanlingerkanjianduifangneishuangchongmanshaqidehumou，shunjiandalegelengzhan。
tonglingjingdeyaoshouyijingsuanshizheishiwandashanzhongzuidingjidecunzaile，wuyibushiyifangbazhu，erqiezheizhihuwangdeqixiyichangkongbu，shenzhiyuanyuanchaoyuelezhiqiandexiongjiang，kongpayijingshitonglingjingjiedayuanmanle。
zhibuguohuwangzenmehuichuxianzaizheipomiaozhizhong？
ciketahuitoukanleyiyanshenhoudexiaoyun，mianbugaise，fangfomeiyoukanjianhuwangyiyang。
kanjianshifudourucidanding，tajiufangxinle。
suirantonglingjingdianfengheshengrenjingzhiyouyixianzhige，danshiliangzhedeshiliqueshitianchadibie！
下一刻。
haimeiyoudengxiaoyunkaikou，kongqizhongyouchuxianlelianggutongyangkongbudeqixi。
yimingshenxihongpaodenvzirutongshanxianyiban，chuxianzailepomiaomenkou，yishuanghuer，shenhouyoujitiaofenhongsedeweibazaiqingqingyaodong。
youchuxianleyimingshencaikuiwudenanzi，toushangzhangzheyiduiniujijiao，hongfapijian，jianshuodejiroushangmiannenggoukanjianyixiehongsedewenlu，touluchukongbudeyaomoqixi。