校花
【naozijitianfaliwubian】
【yitoudashayuxinshu，yuanzhiyuanwei】
……
平行世界！
“yangyiyi，nikoukoushengshengshuoxihuanderenshiwo，weishenmehaihezhangfanjiuchanbuqing？”
haichengdaxuexiaomenwai，liweinushengzhiwenyangyiyi。
yishenbaisezhangqundeyangyiyixiandeyouxiebuzhisuocuo。
zhangfanshensepingjingdekanzheta：“yangyiyi，zuogeleduanba，woheliwei，nizhinengxuanyige！”
liweiyeshilakaibentianyagedefujiashichemen。
“jiniyifenzhongshijiankaolv，niruguoxuanzewojiushangche，ruguoxuanzezhangfan……neiwomenyihoujiuxingtongmolu。”
过了片刻！
yangyiyisihuxiadingjuexin。
takanxiangzhangfan，yaoyadao：“zhangfan，duibuqi，womenyihoubuyaozailianxile！”
shuowanjiuzuoshangyagedefujiashi。
weiguandetongxuemenyedouxixubuyi。
“yangyiyizhenshigenaocan，tuyouqibiao，banhuamingbufushi，ruguoshiwo，wokendingxuanzezhangfan！”
“weishenme？nandaojinjinshiyinweizhangfanzhangdeshuai？”
“liweisuiranzhangdeyiban，danjialiyouqian，nijianguojigedaxueshengshangxuekaiyagede？”
“hehe，nimengenbenbudong，genzhangfanbi，liweipidoubushi。”
“zheihaiyoushenmeshuofa？”
“youa，zhangjiazhanglijiaduan……nagenvrenbuxihuanzhangde？”
“你踏马是真秀！”
shiyouhanliangpailepaizhangfandejianbangtandao：“laozhang，xiangkaidian，yangyiyizheizhongjiaotaliangtiaochuandenvren，buzhideniweitashangxin，niyihouhuiyudaogenghaodenvhaier。”
“wotemeliantazheizhonghuosedouliubuzhu，shangnayudaogenghaode？”
zhangfanfanlegebaiyan，daoyemeijuedeyouduonanguo。
bijing，taheyangyiyijiaowangyemeijitian。
liweishenglizheyiyang，mianlujixiao：“zhangfan，nichulezhangdeshuaidian，nihaiyoushenme？ninengjiyiyitaxiangyaodeshenghuoma？zhishaowohaiyouliangche，buzhiyurangyiyifengchuiyulin。”
滴滴滴！
yiliangyinsebinlitingzaixiaomenduimiandemalushangkuanganlaba。
cierdemingdishengxiyinlesuoyouren。
chechuangjiangxialaihou，neishigesishijisuideshuaidashu，chuanzheyijianheisewuzhechenshan。
cebeitouyisibugou，nongmeidayandaoxuelian，xixudehuzha，xiangjilejinchengwu。
“小凡！”
zhongnianrenkanxiangzhangfan，weiweiyixiao：“erza，kuaishangche！”
kanjianzheizhongnianren，zhangfanyouxieshayan。
“爸？”
爸？
suoyourenbukezhixindekanxiangzhangfan，biaoqingfeiyisuosi。
zhangfandebajingrankaibinli？
zhangfanyouzixibianbieleyixia，caiquerenzheigerenjiushizijidelaodie——zhangbiaohu。
“xiaofan，lengzheganshenme？ganjinshangchehuijiachifan！”
zhangbiaohuhunhoudesangyinhededajiayijiling。
zhangfansuiranbumingbaizijilaobashiruhekaishangbinlide，danzhangbiaohuzheirenmogouyangdexingxiangqueshirangtahenyoumianzi。
xiaomenkouturanjiuzhakaileguo。
“**，zhangfandefuqinjingrankaibinli？”
“heihei，nikanyangyiyidebiaoqing，wocaitakendinghenhouhuiba？”
“hezhihouhui？gujixiangsidexindouyoule！”
“zheichedehaojibaiwanba？”
“kandaoche**shangdemullinermei？neishidingpeidelogo，banxialaisibaiduowan。”
“si，sibaiduowan，wodemaya，neidemaiduoshaoliangyage？”
zhanzaichemenqiandeliweiliandoulvle。
zijiqiuleyinian，jializhangbeicaijimailezheiliangbentianyage。
aichejingranchengweilejijiadanwei？
zuozaifujiadeyangyiyibuyouhuxijicu，yanjingdoukaishifahong，houhuidexinliyizhenfadu，youyiguxianzaijiuyaochongxiaquwanliuzhangfanqiuyuanliangdechongdong。
zhangfanpazaichechuangshang，yilianzhenjing：“ba，nigaoshenmegui？nikaifandiancaizhengjigeqian？nicongnazudebinli？zheiyitiandezujindougouwoyigeyueshenghuofeileba？”
“呵呵！”
zhangbiaohuheheyixiaodao：“chouxiaozi，zheikebushizude，zheishinimazuotiancaijiwomaide。”
zhangfanyilianjingkongdehoutuiyibu。
“woma……tuomengjinimaide？”
难道这世上真有鬼？
他妈都去世十年了！
啪！
zhangfannaodaiaileyibazhang。
zhangbiaohuxiaomadao：“chouxiaozinalaineimeduofeihua，ganjinshangche，genwohuijiachifan，zanmenlushangzailiao！”
zhangfanhuitouchouleyiyan，momodizouxiangfujiashi。
zheishi，shiyouhanliangdedasangmenxiangqi。
“**，**啊！”
“zhangfannixiaozizangdetaishenle，nijiazheimeyouqian，nishuayadeshihouweishalaojiwodeyagao？”
“yishirenliangxiongdi，goufuguiwuxiangwang，nifadalekebiewanglexiongdimena！”
“fangxinbaaliang，yihouyouwoyiwanfanchi，jiujueduiyouniyigewanshua！”
zhangfanhuileyijuzuoshangche。
“……”
hanlianghuiguoshenlai，zhangfuyijingkaicheliqu。
“呵呵！”
tachongliweijifengyixiao：“niyihoubiekaizherenjiazhangfandegouzhishuichumenle，budui，nizheichelianrenjiadegouzhishuidougoubushang，dingduosuangebaoxianjin！”
“哈哈哈哈！”
zhouweidetongxuehongrandaxiao。
mianhongerchideliweiyebuxiangzaizheilidiurenxianyan，zaijishishuangxixuedeyanshenzhonghuiliuliudekaichepaole。
…………
车上。
“ba，nandaonibuyinggaijieshiyixia？”
zhangfanyihuokanzhezhangbiaohu。
张彪虎一脸歉意道：
“erzi，baduibuqini，gengduibuqinima，niba……huanfaerchunle！”
张凡震惊无比。
“sheijiaayizheimedaomei？”
张彪虎脸一黑。
“chouxiaozipiyangleshibushi？nideqipilangkongjuzhengquanyule？”
zhangfanxinganyizhan，shanxiaodao：“ba，neishijuezheng，zhibuhaode。”
张彪虎神色缓和道：
“zhanghuaduanshuoba，sangeyueqiandeyitianyeli，fandianyouyizhuokerenhejiuhedaolingchencaizou，wobafandianguanmen，qizhediansanlunwangjiagan。”
“luguoyijiawuxingjifandianhoumen，pengdaoyigezuijiudenvrenhanjiuming，dangshiyoulianggenanrenyaotuotashangche……。”
meidengzhangbiaohushuowan，zhangfanjiechadao：
“ranhounishangyanleyichuyingxiongjiumei，dapaolehuairen，zuijiudenvrenshenzhibuqing，shoujiyemeidianle，suoyiniyongsanlunbatalahuilejiaduibudui？”
张彪虎一脸震惊：
“ni……nizenmezhidao？”
zhangfanzuijiaoyiche，songlesongjian：
“xiaoshuolidoushizheimexiede。”
“操！”
zhangbiaohufanshoujilezhangfanhounaoshaoyibazhang。
“nijilaozihaohaoxuexitiantianxiangshang，shaokanneixiexiaohuangshu。”
“后来呢？”
zhangfanmomotou，buyuedewendao。
“houlaidiertianzaoshang，wobeidangchengleliumang，jieshilebantiancairangtaxiangxinwoshuodehua，houlaiwocaizhidao，taneitiangenbenmeihezui，shiyourenjitaxialeyao。”
“taqudiaolejiankong，quexinshiqingzhengruwosuoshuo，haidaileyiduilipinquzanjiaganxiewo，haifeiyaoqingnidiechiyingcai，nidieshineizhongchiyingcairangnvrentaoqianderen？”
“neibixubushi，wobabuguangxihuanchiyingcaizijitaoqian，haixihuanbaruanfanchichengyingde。”
“ba……liaotianjiuhaohaoliaotian，nibiechouyaodaia……。”
jianzhangbiaohuchouyaodai，zhangfandajingshise。
zhangbiaohuchoulebantianmeichouchulai，malieliedao：
“chouxiaozi，jintiandeyaodaibushiqipilang，duinizaobuchengkongju，zanqiefangniyima！”
张凡如释重负。
zheigedienadouhao，jiushiyouxiebiantai。
yiyanbuhejiuxihuantuokuzi。
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