di1zhanggangchuanyuejiuchadianbeirenbaguangjiayi
大梁朝，京都。
huazhizhaozhandeshaonvzhuaizhexinniangdetoufa，jiangtaconghuajiaolituoxialai，suijiyibazhanghenhenchouzaixinniangzidelianshang。
“jianren，biexiangzhezhuangsi，nizaizhuangwobanizheishenjiayibale！”
这可是新鲜大瓜！
weiguanderenqunshunjianjidongqilai：“darendeshigujiaxiaojieguhongyanba？neixinniangzishinage？”
“xinniangzinidoubuzhidao？neishigudarenyuanpeishengdedaxiaojie，guhongyantongfuyimudejiejie，jiaogusa，yizhiyangzaixiangxia，zheibushiyaojiarujunhoufuchongxima？zheicaijiehuidejingdou。”
“zheidoushanglehuajiaole，zenmehaidaqilaile？”
“hainengweishenme？ziranshijiemeiliangzhengyigenanrenbei！tingshuozheijiemeiliangxihuanshangtongyigenanren……”
“kendingyaozhengni！junhoufudeneiweixiaohouyeshenmeqingkuangnibuzhidaoma？neijiushigeyaosidehuose，xinniangziyunqihao，jiaguoqushishouhuogua，yunqibuhaojiushiguafule……huanni，nizhengbuzhengnanren？”
guhongyanyuexiangyueqinao，taijiaohenchuaizaigusaxinkou：“lairen，batadeyifujiwobale，tabuyaoliandegoudananren，neijiurangtadiurenxianyandaojia！”
gujiajiadingxianshibugandongshou，danshijidanguhongyandebahu，zuihouhaishiyiyongershangdepuxianggusa，yaobaletadejiayi。
gusaaileyigewoxinjiao，naohailizaiyicifuxianchubeipaodanhongfeidehuamian。
tajideneishizaihuaxiazuoweiheguyongbingshi，weilejiuzhanyou，tabeidijunyifaliushedanjizhong，dangshihaoxiangjiupikairouzhan，siwuquanshile。
这怎么还能疼呢？
huangranjian，taganjueyourensichezijideyifu，haifangsideqinlvelebaoman，xinzhongdeshanianshunjianbaoqi。
budengzhengkaiyanjing，takaozhejiroufanshedebennengjiyi，fanshouqianzhuduifangshouwan，yilayicuo，“kaca”yishengcuoduanleduifanggutou。
tashijunrenchushen，xuexidegedoujishaweimude，suoyiyichushoujiushishazhao，yinweizhiyouzaiyizhaoneirangduifangsangshixingdongli，zijicaiyouhuomingdegenben。
suizhiduifangdeyishengcanjiao，tashuranzhengkaiyanjing，kandaolejigezhengningweisuodenanrenzhengzaisichetadeyifu。
tafanshouchengdao，henhenqiezaiyirendehougushang，“kaca”，duifangdehouguyingshengshengzheduan，zaixuanshenerqidechanei，youshoudanshouniezhulingwaiyirendehoubojing，henliyicuo，yingshengshengniecuogudiaoduifangdejingzhuigu。
qitajiadingkandaozheiyimudoushale，dengtamenfanyingguolaixiangtaodeshihou，yijingwanle。
gusazhanguaqiecaiyiban，fengchidianchedecongtamenshenbianlveguo，quandoushiyizhaozhidi。
顾红嫣也懵了。
小贱人！
“gusa，ni，nigandaren？xinbuxinworangdiebaniniangdegutoubachulai，cuoguyanghui！”
“……gu，guhongyan？”gusanianchulenaohailidemingzi，tongshiyexiaohualeneixiemoshengdejiyi。
yuanlai，taguoranshisizaizhanchangshangle！
rujindeta，yejiaogusa，buguoshihuwailanggumingdedizhangnv，yeshidaitiguhongyanchujiadetijiakuilei。
zhiyinjunhoufudexiaohouyeyaosile，jixuyigerenchongxi，fuqinxiangyaopanfufugui，youbushedexiaonverchujiazuoguafu，zheicaijiangyuanshencongxiangxiajieguolai。
“jianren，wodemingziyeshinipeijiaodema？”guhongyancuilekou，chimadao：“nibuyaoliandegoudayuanmubiaoge，gujiadeliandourangnidiujinle……”
袁木表哥？
gusademouguangluozaishenbianzhifennandeshenshang，hehe！
fenmingshizheigejiaoyuanmudeniangpao，hegujiahexiaosidiaoqingshibeiyuanshenzhuangjian，caifanyaoyikou，wumieyuanshengoudata！
“wogoudata？guhongyan，yuanbenwoshibuxiangheniduoshuoshenmede，naihenishigexiade，erqieweilewodeqingbai，wohaishiyoubiyaojieshiyixia，”gusazhixiangyuanmu，chaofenggouchun：“nandaonijiumeikanchulai，taxihuandeshinanren……erqiehaishixiamiandeneiyigema？”
“哇！”
“还能这么玩吗？”
“虎狼之词！”
“刺激！”
“……”
guhongyanheyuanmudoumeixiangdaogusahuizaidatingguangzhongzhixia，shuozheimecijidehulangzhici，doulengzhule。
danyanxiagusayijinghaowugujideshuochuleneixiehua，yuanmuzenmedoudeweizijizhaoyidiannanrendezunyan！
“gusa，ni，nihushuoshenme？fenmingshinibanyepawodechuang，gouyinwo，woxiannizang，meidayingeryi……”yuanmuqijibaihuaidejiaorangzhe，lanhuazhidouyaoqiaodaotianshangle。
“nishimeidaying，haishinibuxing？”gusazaiyicitieliankaida：“yaobu，wobangbangni？”
“帮？帮什么？”
“bangnichedijietuoa！”gusaturanhengkuayibu，taiqijiaohenhenchuaizaiyuanmudexiaobaobeishang。
“啊！”
yuanmuaihaozhecanjiaochuqu，zhongzhongzhuangdaoqiangshanghoushuailuodimian，chouchubuyi。
“biaoge，”guhongyanjingkongdepaoguoqu，youkuyouhao：“gusa，nigexiaojianren，woyaoshaleni！”
budengtashuowan，fajituranbeigusazhuaizhu，zuoshouqiazaitadehougushang，qingsongqianzhi：“bierangle，tasidingle，meimei，jizhule，zheiyijiaoshibaonimenlianggezhiqianduiwozuodee，danbushiquanbu，jinjinyidianlixieryi……wokeqingchujidenimenlianggeduiwozuoguodeshi！”
“jianren，ni，diehuishalenide……”guhongyanbeiqiazhulemingmen，quezuosideyijiuzuiying。
yuanshenbeijiedaogujiayihou，jiushoujinlingruzhemo，shanghuajiaodeshihouyijingyanyanyixi，zuizhongmeinengzhengzhazhehuoxiaqu
“jintianwobuhuishani，niyejizandiedaijuhua，jiushuowoshuode，lairifangzhang，wohewoniangdezhang，womenhuiyidiandianqingsuande！”
gusamengyishuaishou，jiangguhongyanshuaikai，yundanfengqingdepaipaishou，zhenglihaojiayi。
“xipoponaqule？zanmenshibushigaishanghuajiaole？biedanwulewojiarendehaoshichen！”
既来之则安之。
jirantachenglegusa，neijiuyongtadeshenfenhaohaohuoxiaqu。
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