第一章渣男逃婚了？
“buhaole，shiziyeyetaohun，herensibenle！”xiaosideshengyinzaibuyuanchuxiangqi。
wozhengkaileyanjing，yanqiandeshixianbeihonggaitouzhebi，kanbuzhenqie，erwodeshoulizhengwozheyitiaojingmeidehongchou。
zheifuchangjingheqishuxi，buzhengshiqianshiwochengqinneitiandeqingxingma？！wojingranzhongxinhuidaolezheiyitian？
zhouzaocaozadeshengyinxiangqi，gezhongqieqiesiyuhezhizhidiandianquandouchongzhewoerlai。
“shiziyejingrandahundangtianherenpaole，zheixinniangzideyouduozao？”
“zaojiutingshuoxinniangzishihoufucongxiangxiazhaohuilaideyeyatou，shiziyebuyuanyiyebuqiguai......”
tingzheerbianzheixiedihuideyanyu，wobujinwojinlequantou。
qianshiwobuxingdekaiduan，zhengshicongzheiyitiankaishi。
wohehuaiwangfudeshiziyeluyixuanbenshizhifuweihun，luyixuanquezaichengqindangtiantaohun，rangwodiujinlianmian。
zuihouwozhinengxianheyizhigongjibailetang，danzheijianshiquerangwochenglezhenggejingchengdexiaobing，yerangwozaihuaiwangfuzaiyetaibuqitou，lianxiarendounengbeidilitoutouxiaohuawo。
danweilebaohuwoxiangxiadeyangfumuyijia，zheixiechixiaoheqingshiwodourenlexialai。
kewodetuirangquebingmeiyoudailaihuaiwangfudelijiehezunzhong。
liangnianhou，luyixuanhuilaile，haidaizheyigeruoliufufengdenvzibairouheyigeyisuideerzi。
tayihuilai，bianyaowobashizifeideweizhirangchulai，jibairoutengweizhi，wobudaying，bianyongwodeyangfumuyijiaweixiewo。
wodeyangfumuyijiayincicansi，wozaiwangfuyebeitacuotuodebuxiangrenyang，zuihouyuyuerzhong。
xiangqiqianshineixiecantongdejingli，wobujinnuhuozhongshao。
jiranxianzaishangtianjilewozhonglaidejihui，wojuebuyaozaizhongdaofuzhe！
woyibaxiankailegaitou，chongzhezuozaitangshangdesuoyourenzhiwendao：“zheijiushinimenwangfudejiaoyang？shiziyechengqindangtiansibentaohun？！”
zhenggetangshangshunjiananjinglexialai，huaiwangfusanfangdefurenlianmangchulaidayuanchang：“zhixifuer，nixianbieqi，zheidangzhongshuobudingyoushenmewuhuini，yaobuzheiyang，womenzhaogedaiti，nixianbatangbaile，zheiyangbuguanjianglairuhe，nidoushiwomenhuaiwangfubanshangdingdingdeshizifei！”
“shiashia，”huaiwangfuerfangdefurenyezouleguolai，lazhewoanfudao，“buguanpangderuhe，womenhuaiwangfudeshizifeizhihuiyouniyiwei，womenyezhinijinriweiqu，wanghouwangfudinghuishandainide，burujinrijiuxianbaqinchengleba......”
qitajifangdefurenyedouweileshanglai，yiyishuozhehaohua。
woxindilengxiaoleyisheng，shandai？ruoshimeiyouqianshidejinglihuoxuwoyejiuxinle。
keqianshiwoguodeshengburusizhishi，zheixiezuishangshuozhehuihaohaoduiwodefurenmen，meiyouyigechushoubangguowo。
wodemuguangyidaoledatangdeshouwei，neilizuozheyiweicimeishanmu，heaikeqindelaofuren，neibianshihuaiwangfudelaotaifei！
dangchushizidezheimenhunshizhengshilaotaifeidingxiade，laotaifeihehoufudelaofurencengshiguizhongmiyou，guanxishifenqinhou。
qianshilaotaifeiyeduiwoduoyoubangzhu，ruobushihoulailaotaifeilishi，woyebuhuiluodaoyujieersidexiachang。
womeiyoulihuihaizaibutingquanshuowodefurenmen，zhizhidezoudaolelaotaifeidemianqian，putongyishengguixia。
woyankuangtonghong，shengyingengyandao：“taifeiniangniang，ziwoheshiziyedingqinzhihou，wobianyizhiqidaizhechengqinzheiyitian，kerujinshiziyequedangzhezheimeduobinkedemiantaohun，ruowojinrizhendejiuzheimechengleqin，zhenggejingchengderendouhuixiaohuawo，wohaizenmezuorenni？！”
“nvzidemingyuhedengzhongyao，ruojinriyaowoshouxiazheigeweiqu，wohaiburuyitouzhuangsizaizheitangshang！qiulaotaifeitiwozuozhu！”
shuowan，wobianshenshendibailexiaqu，zhongzhongdizaidishangkeleyigetou。
laotaifeikanzhewoetoushangdeshang，luchulaixintengdebiaoqing，lianmangqinziqishenjiangwofuleqilai：“duodageshiqing，zenmejiuyaosiyaohuodele，bentaifeizaizheili，ziranbuhuirangnishouzheigeweiqu，zheiyang，wohuaiwangfudehaoerlangjinridouzaicichule，nizaitiaoyigexihuandechengqinbianshi！”
cihuayichu，xianchangyipianhuaran。
qitajifangdefurenyeshunjianbianlelianse：“laofuren，zheibutuoba......”
laotaifeihengletamenyiyan：“nimenzaizhiyiwodejueding？”
jigefurendunshibuganshuohuale，reredezhandaoleyibian。
woshunzhelaotaifeidedongzuozhanleqilai，xinzhongyidong，zhiyaobushiheluyixuanchengqin，houmiandejieguodingranbuhuizaixiangqianshineiyangzaogao。
erwoyouzheqianshidejingli，keyixuanyigeduiwozuiweiyouliderenchengqin，qiangzhanxianji。
yushiwohuangusizhou，kaishiguanchazhouweiqitajigehuaiwangfudegongzi。
zheitangxiajigegongziwoqianshidoushijianguode，zhanzaizuizuoceshouweide，shisanfangdeergongziluzhangxun，zhangdedaoshiwenwenerya，kexixinggetaiguonuoruo，sanfangdefurenyoushigeqiangshidezhu，woyaoshijiaguoqu，dingranhuibeiweinan。
erzhanzaizuocezuimodeneiweigongzi，shierfangdeliugongziluyuyang，zhangxiangyouyue，danqianshitadehuaxinzhimingwozaoyouerwen，erqietasuiranmeiyouquzhengqi，houyuanqueyijingyoulehaojigeqieshi，shaobuleyaoheneiqunqieshigouxindoujiao。
erzuihouyigeshilingdegongzi，sanfangdejiugongziluzhangyu，zhanzaiyoucemowei，rujincaigangguoshiwudeshengchen，nianjishizaitaixiao，erqieqianshiwocengtingwenzheigeluzhangyupiqibuhao，xihuandamaxiaren。
zheiyangkanlai，jingranmeiyouyigeheshide。
wominleminchun，zuizhongjiangshixiantingzailetangshangshouwei，zuozailaotaifeishencedeneiweinanzi。
neirenjinriyeshiyishenhongsejinyi，jianmeixingmu，mianruoguanyu，yishenshangweizhedeqishirangrenbuganzaoci。
tabianshirujinhuaiwangfudezhangquanzhe，huaiwanglujunyan，yeshiluyixuandefuqin，woyuanbendegongdie！
woyaoleyaoya，suihoubianshenshouzhixianglelujunyan：“neiwobianxuanta！”
zhongrenyikanwozhidefangxiang，dunshidoujingdaile。