第3章
shenjiaheputongyisheng,zhitingtingdeguizaidishang。
qiaonianzheicaifaxian,laozhailijingranzhiyoushenyeye,shenfushenmu,qitarendoubuzai。
shenmuzoushangqianlai,lazhuleqiaonian,yuqiqingroudeanwei:
“niannian,zuowanweiqunile,douguaizheibuzhengqidedongxi,jingranbeiwaimiandexiaohulijingmileyan,nifangxin,womenshenjiazhirennizheigeerxifu。”
“妈。”
qiaonianshengyingengyan,yanleigengshishuodiaojiudiao,
“zuowanshiwohejiahedexinhunye,tazheiyangjiangwopaoqiquzhaobiedenvrenhainaoshangtoutiao,jiangwomenqiaojiademianzicaizaidishang,nirangworuhenengjieshoudele?”
tashengyingengyan,shuangjianzhandoudelihai,xiangyinrenzhelejidaweiqu。
shenfuzoushangqian,lianseningzhongdekaikou:
“niannian,bazhidaonishoulehenduoweiqu,shizhongxindeneitaodapingcenghejiaowaideneidongbieshu,badouyijingranglvshiguohujileni,neidoushinidecaichan,rihoujiahezaizuocuoshi,bakendingburaota,nimenliangcaigangjiehun,jiujitayicijihui,haoma?”
shenfumiansebuyudepieleyiyanshenjiahe,jiangyizhangheikahelianggefangbendijiqiaonian。
qiaonianmeiyoushenshouqujie,yanleiqueyizhiwangxiadiao,
“ba,ma......nizhidaode,woailejiaheqinian,yaodebushineixiewuzhishangdebuchang。”
“mazhidaonishouweiqule,suoyihenibashangliangzhejiangxijiaodeneikuaidijini,nikanzheiyangkehao?”
shenmuzuikuaishuozhe,yipangdeshenfumianseshifenbuhao。
kehuayijingshuochuqu,tayezhinengfuhedao:
“nibabushishuoniyizhidouzaizhengquxijiaodeneikuaidi,ganghaozanmenjiayebuqueneimeyikuaidi,wanxiewojiuranglvshiguolaibaneikuaididekaifaquanzhuandaonimingxia。”
xijiaoneikuaididaoshibugui,shenjiajinianqianhualebudaosanyimaide,kexianzaijiazhifanleshibei。
zuizhongyaodeshineikuaididediliweizhihao,shi**dezhongdianxiangmu。
keqiaoshenliangjiarujinshiyiti,qiaoniangengshiqiaojiazuiyouxiwangdejichengren。
suoyitayuanyixiazheixueben,xiwangbangzijineibuchengqideerzijiangxinhunerxianfuhao。
shenjiahebeishenlaoyeziyonggunzidadehoubeidouchuxuele,qiaonianqueyanleiwangwangdebeishenfushenmuanwei,yizhishounazhefangbenheheika,lingwaiyizhishoucazheyanlei,haobuweiqu。
shenlaoyezidadeqichuanyuyu,caijiangmugunjidiuzaidishang。
zhizheshenjiahe,hentiebuchenggangdeshuodao:
“niannianneimehaodeguniangbudongdezhenxi,wogaosuni,xiacizaiganzheiyangzuo,wodasini!”
“yeye,ninbieshengqile!”
qiaonianbudongshengsedejiangfangbenhekafangzaibaoli,shangqianqujishenlaoyezipaibei,
“shinianniandecuo,guaiwozuowanmeiyoudiyishijianbajiahegegelanxia,cairangneixiejizhepaidaoluanxie,ninbieqihuaileshenzi。”
shenlaoyezikanzheguizhedeshenjiahe,qibudayichulai。
用手指着沈嘉禾,
“niqiaoqiaorenjianiannianduiniduohao,nidayingqutayouzaixinhunyejitazheiyangnankan,shenjiahe,nidejiaoyangzainali?”
“yeye,womenliangjiehunbenjiushishangyelianyin,woyijingjiletashentaitaidemingfen,ninhaixiangwozenmezuo?”
shenjiaheyikaikou,shenlaoyezibaokuoshenfushenmudoudaizhule。
tamenzenmedoumeixiangdao,shenjiahejingranhuishuochuneimemeinaozidehua。
jiulianshenjiaheziji,yehouzhihoujuedefaxian,zijiganggangshuolexieshenme。
taxinliaohuibuyi,queyoujuedezheidoushiqiaoniandecuo。
yaobushiyinweita,zijiganggangnalihuiyishengqibaxinlihuajishuochulaile。
shenlaoyeziqideliansetieqing,
“shenjiahe,niyaobuxiangqunianniannizaoxieshuo,dangchucongtiqindaojiehunkedoushinizijitongyide,zaozhidaonishizheiyangxiangde,wodangchuzhijierangnitanggequniannian。”
shenjiahetanggeshitadabodeerzi,bishenjiahedasansui,nianjiqingqingjiushishizhongxinrenminyiyuandezhurenyishi,shiyixuejiederanranxinxing。
shenfushenmufenfenbianlelianse,
“ba,jiaheshihutule,ninbiewangxinliqu,wohuitouhaohaojiaoyuta。”
“shiaba,jiahehenianniandoujiehunle,woxiangxinjiahekendinghuiyishidaozijidecuowu,haohaoheniannianguorizide。”
shenmushuowan,haibuwangjishenjiaheshiyanse。
“yeye,jiahezhidaocuole。”
shenjiahehenkuairencuo,youkanxiangqiaonian,
“niannian,woganggangjiushiqihutule,neixiedoubushiwodexinlihua,woyouduoaininizhidaode。”
qiaonianbuhangsheng,zhishidizhetouchuoqi。
jiantazheiyang,shenjiaheqideliansedouheilejifen。
keshenlaoyezihaizaineikanzheta,tazhinengjixudaoqian,
“laopo,wozhendezhidaocuole,baozhengyihouzaiyeburenishengqi。”
shuozhe,shenjiaheqishenqingqinglazheqiaoniandeshou,qingqingyaohuangzhe。
kanzheshenlaoyezineixijideyanshen,qiaonianhongzheyankuang,queyoujiaochendao:
“niyaoshiyihouzaifan,wojiuzhendebuyuanliangnile。”
“fangxinbalaopo,wodouzhidaode。”
shenjiaheshuozhe,ditouzaiqiaonianlianjiashangqinleyikou。
qiaonianbudongshengsedecazheyanlei,zhijianquejiangganggangshenjiaheqinguodedifangcaleca。
真恶心!
zuotianwanshanghesongqinglanwendenanshenanfen,xianzaiyouqinta。
“haole,ganjinshangquhuanshenyifu,nongchengzheiyangxiangshenmeyangzi。”
jianyeyesongkou,shenjiaheyezaixinlisonglekouqi。
taqishenshanglou,shenfuhenkuaigenleshangqu。
shenmulimaqinnidelazhuqiaonian,“niannian,maneiyouhenduojinideshoushi,nihemaqufangjianlikankanxibuxihuan?”
“谢谢妈!”
qiaonianmeishuoshenme,genzheshenmuyiqiqulefangjian。
shenlaoyezikanzhejirenlikaidebeiying,mouseweiweichenlexia。
yijinfangjian,shenfujiujiangmenguanshang,taishoushuaileshenjiaheyibazhang。
shenjiahedingledinghoucaoya,ganjuekouqiangliquandoushixuemo。
“nizi,nizhibuzhidaozijizaizuoshenme?”
shenfuzhizheshenjiahe,qidehenbudejitaliangjiao。
“ba,zuowandeshiqingshiyiwai,hekuangqiaonianbuyemeijijiaolema?”
“nishibushimeinaozi,zuowanshinimendexinhunye,jiusuanxiangzaiwaimianyangnvren,neiyedefenqingqingzhong。qiaonianzaizenmeyangyeshiqiaojiadenver,qiaojiadejiachandagailvjiushitade。niyaoshizhenshangletadexin,tahenilihunzenmeban?”
wenyan,shenjiahechixiaochusheng。
takanxiangshenfu,shifenzixinkaikou:
“ba,qiaonianzheiqinianlaiyouduoaiwo,ninnandaobuqingchu?zhiyaowosuibiangougoushouzhitajiulaile!ninfangxin,qiaojiajichengrenkendingshita,yuefusidixiahewobaozhengguo,zhiyuqiaonian,woyijingjiletamingfen,danwozuiaiderenshiqinglan,wobunengrangtazaishoubanfenweiqu。”