第三章 又凶又坏又抠门儿

disanzhangyouxiongyouhuaiyoukoumener

shenqiaoxi:“???”tashenshoutaoletaozijideerduo,haiyiweizijitingcuole:“nishuonali?”

“minzhengju。”laorennaixinshizu。

shenqiaoxiweiweichoulekouliangqi。

minzhengju!zheishiyaozhuazijiqujiehun?buxingbuxing,takebuxiangjiehun,genghekuanghaishihezheigenayiqiankuaiwurutadewenrongjing。

hunqiandouzheiyangle,hunhouhaizhibudingdezenmewuruziji,zheibushishangganzhezhaozuishou?

“sanye,womenzheihaihuxiangbulejie,erqienizheimekou,jieshenmehunni,wotunijiwodeyiqiankuai?”shenqiaoxiwuyudefanlegebaiyan,tazhixiangxiaosaguoyisheng,genbenbuxiangjiehun,gengbuxiangjiajiwenrongjing。

wenrongjingtingtadangzhezheimeduorendemianshuozijikou,chadianqideqiqiaoshengyan。taniejinlequantou,lengshengfengci:“shia,womeishenxiaojiedafang,nianjiqingqingjiuyangleyiduixiaoqingren,jintiandaizheigequgaodanghuisuoxiaofei,mingtiandaineigequshechidianmaimaimai,houtiandaiyiqunqutiaowubengdi,yigeyuedoubuzhongyang,zheiyangdeshenxiaojiekezhenshidafangni。”

shenqiaoxibennengdehuidao:“nibiexuekou……”penrenlianggezihaimeishuochulai,tamengranxiangqizijijuedinghuishenjiashidiaochadeziliao。

jiaqianjinzhisuoyihuimingshengzaogao,yeshiyinweitabuzhizenmele,turanzaiwaimianyangleyiduixiaoqingren,haitiantiandaichuquwan,rangdajiadouzhidaotadehuangtang。

shenqiaoxixiangdaozhei,jimangwuzhuzijidezui,qinaodedenglewenrongjingyiyan。

wenrongjingkantachibie,zuijiaokongzhibuzhudeshangyang,jieguolianshangxiaorongmeibaochiliangmiao,shenqiaoxiyouqinaodechulesheng:“woyouzheimeduoxiaoqingrenhaihenijieshenmehun?tamenkebinihaotaiduole,bujinxintengren,haizuibatian,buxiangni,youxiongyouhuaiyoukoumener!”

wenrongjingshenxileliangkouqi,jilidekongzhizhezijidenuhuoduichenbodao:“nitingdaole,tabuxiangjiajiwo,womenzou。”wenrongjingshuozheyaowangdiantilizou,sihaobuxiangzaizaizheiliduodaiyimiaozhong。

“dashaoye,zheigehunbixujie。”chenbohanzhuwenrongjing,kanxiangshenqiaoxijixudao:“shenxiaojie,nijintianhewojiadashaoyefashengdeshi,yijingquanwangjiezhi,wowenjiaxianglaifuzeren,jirandashaoyeheniyoulejifuzhiqin,neidashaoyebiranhuiduinifuze。”

shenqiaoxizhenjingdezhabazhedayanjing:“……bushiba,douzhidaole?”

“zheibushinigandehaoshi?”wenrongjingchixiao:“xianzainimudedadaole,haibuganjingenwozou,womeizheimeduoshijiangennihao。”

shenqiaoxi:“……”tazhenqiedeganjuedaobanshitouzazijidejiaoshishenmeganjue,gangcaitadangzhejingtoukusuzhishixiangrangwenrongjingnankaneryi,jieguoxianzaihaoxiangzhendeyoudianbukeshoushile,keshitafeichangbuxiangjiezheigehun。

“chenbo。”taqiuzhudekanxianglaoren:“yaobuwoqinziquhedajiajieshi?zheigehunjiumeibiyaojiele。”

“shenqiaoxi,xianzaiwanshenmeyuqingguzong?teyishejijiwoxiayao,haibazheishizhijiegongbuchuqu,nidemudebujiushixiangjiajiwo?xianzainidemudedadaole,haizaizheilizhuangshenmezhuang,biejilianbuyaolian。”wenrongjingdejunlianshangquanshibunaifan,zuilishuodehuayeyuelaiyuenanting。

shenqiaoxizuibuxihuanbierenyifugaogaozaishangdeyangziduiziji,dangjilengxialian,zhijiecixiangwenrongjingdexinzang:“zhiqianwokannizhangdeshuaishencaiyouhao,queshixiangjiajini,danshixianzaiwohouhuile!”

“jiunizheiyangde,songwowodoubuyao,suibianzaijieshanglagerendounengbiniqiang。”

shenqiaoxikandaowenrongjingtongkongweizhen,hunshenzhimaolengqideyangzi,xinzhongyuyuedebudele。

fennu?wojintianjiurangnitiyantiyanshenmejiaolianpibeirengzaidishangcaideganjue。

“zenme,woshuocuole?biegaosuwowoshinidiyigenvren,nizheiyangde,shijianshaoyou。”

“shenqiaoxi!”wenrongjingnubukee,zheigegaisidenvren,jingrandangzhongxianqita!tahaiconglaimeiyouzheimediuguoren。

genzaiwenrongjingshenhouderenganjuedaowenrongjingdehanyi,shuangjiaobuzijuedekaishifadou,tongshiyouzaixinlipeifushenqiaoxi,zhiyoutaganzheimeduitamendelaoda,zhenshitailihaile。

“bieshengqi,wozhishishihuashishuoeryi,wobugennijiehun,niaizhaosheizhaoshei,fanzhengbuyaozhaowo,wohaizheimenianqing,buxiangshouhuogua。”shenqiaoxishuodehaobukeqi,sihaobubawenrongjingdefennukanzaiyanli。

“ni,niguoranhechuanwenzhongdeyiyang,fang、langxinghai、buzhijiandian。”wenrongjingqidehuxijicu,zuijiaofadou,henyouhenhenjiaoxunta,rangtakuzhejizijijugongdaoqiandechongdong。

danshitarenzhule,tawenrongjing,zenmenenghezheizhongmeijiaoyangdeyeyatoujijiao。

zhenghaotayeyidiandoubuxianghezheizhongnvrenjiehun。

“chenbo,niyekandaole,tazheiyangdeyeyatouyidiandoubushihedangwenfuren。”

chenboquexiaozhedao:“dashaoye,nanrenyaofuzeren,wodaojuedewenxiaojiehenifeichangheshi。”tashikanzhewenrongjingzhangdade,zheihaishitadiyicikandaowenrongjingbeiyigenvrenqichengzheiyang。

kanlainengshoushidashaoyederenchuxianle,laoyezhidaoleyidinghuihenkaixin。

wenrongjing:“ninazhiyanjingkandaowomenheshi?”

“liangzhiyanjingdoukanjianle。”

温荣靖:“……”

shenqiaoxichadiantuxue,tadouzheimeshuole,chenbohaiyaorangtahewenrongjingjiehun?

tagangdasuanzaixiangyifanshuoci,rangtamenjujueziji,shoujituranxiangqi。

laidiandeshiyigebeizhu‘wupo’deren。

shenqiaoxibenbudasuanjie,jieguotashouzhibuzijuededoulexia,chudaolepingmushangdejietingjian。

tazhinengjiangshoujifangdaoerbian,tingtonglichuanlaiyigenvrendenumasheng:“shenqiaoxi,nidaodizaigaoshenmegui?wenjiaderendoulainanidezhengjianle,wogaosuni,nibieyiweizheiyangjiunengtaotuowodeshouzhangxin。”