xujiabaitiancaibanlexishi，dajiadoushuxidehen。
haimeikaojinxinfang，jiutingdaoyinyinyueyuedeshuohuasheng。
“zhijun，xinhunyenibadimeiguanqilai，wanyimingtiantachuqunaozenmeban？”
nvrendeshengyinjiaomeirugu，rutongdailegouziside，tingdewaimiandehaojigenanrentuidouruanle。
“tabamadeyiwuhaizaiwoshoulini，jitashigedanzitayebugannao！”
nanrenyuqiyinhen，shengyinzhongdaizhemingxiandebunai：
“saozi，linwanyuebuguoshizanjiadeyigeyahuan，ruobushipawairenluanshuoxianhua，wozenmekenenghetajiehun？”
“ganggangshiwotaizhejile，meifahuihao，zanzailaiyici？”
nvrenshengyingengjiaroumei，“zhijun，biehanwosaozile，nizhidaode，wokebuxiangdangnisaozi……”
nanrenmenxiaochusheng：“kewoxihuan。saozi，nibujuedexianzaihansaozigengyouganjuema？”
“nizheiduzikedezhengqidian，zanmahaidengzhebaodasunzini。”
“啊，你轻点……”
chongzaizhuajiandiyixiandewangshitingdedourenbuzhupeileyikou：“buyaolian！”
“wozaojiushuoliujiaojiaoneinvrenbushigelaoshide，nikantapingshichuandeai，henbudeguangzhedingchumen，kandelaoyemendetuidouzoubudongle，meixiangdaosidixiazheimelang。”
linwanyueshouruodeshenxingyaoyaoyuzhui，kudeganchangcunduan：
“xuzhijun，liujiaojiao，tamenjurankouwobamadeyiwu！”
“neikeshiwobayongminghuanhuilaide！”
“qirentaishen，wohetamenpinle！”
shuohuajian，linqingyuejiuchonglechuqu。
wangshimengranhuishen，jimanggenshang。
“xuzhijun，nigechushengburudedongxi，lianqinsaozidoushuidexiaqu！”
“wodasinigechusheng！”
chuaikaixinfangdemen，linwanyuelaoqimenkoudetiaozhou，duizhechuangshanghaizaixinkuzaorendeliangrenjiuda。
wangshiyanjishoukuai，qiangxianyibucheguobeizi，xianxiandigaizhuleliangrenguangliuliudeshenzi。
砰……
pengpengpeng，zhongrendouchongjinlaideshihou，linwanyueyijingdaxiaquqibaxiale！
“林挽月，住手！”
“nigepofu，haibukuaijiwozhushou！”
“zhenshifanletianle，nihaixiangbuxiangwoheniyuanfangle？”
“dasaoyijinghenkelianle，wojiuxiangjitagehaizibangshenzenmele？”
“a……nigepofu，wozheijiuxiuleni……a，wodelian……”
zheibiandedongjingtaida，jingxinglegebizaoyishuixiadexujiafumu。
“咋了？”
“linwanyue，dabanyedenijiubunenglaoshidian？nizheiyitiantiande……”
xumuzuilibaoyuanzhe，hurankandaoerzifangjianqianwuyayadeyiqunren，shengyinjiaranerzhi。
xufukanzhehaizaihuizhetiaozhoudarendelinwanyue，etoudeqingjintutuzhitiao。
xumukandaozijierzibeida，dajiaozheshangqianzhuaren。
“linwanyue，niyaofanletianle？”
“yebuxiangxiangzijishishenmeshenfen？haiganduiwoerzidongshou？”
xumushuozhejiuqudalinqingyue，zaojiuchunchunyudongdewangshitamenyemangshangqianlajia，zhuajianxianchangzhijiechenglenvrendaluandou，chetoufa，zhualiande，changmianhunluanzhiji。
“kekeke……douzhushou！”
daduizhangetouqingjinzhitiao，linwanyuezhengzhazhehaixiangdaren：
“daduizhang，tamenlaoxujiaderenqirentaishen！zaoshuoxuzhijunyaojiantiaoliangfang，qiqietongqu，wojiushijiajilaoguangguneryebuhuijiata！”
wangshishangqianzuanzhulinwanyueshouzhongdetiaozhou：
“wanyueyatou，fangxin，zanmencunkemeiyoujiantiaoliangfangdeshuofa，womenhuijinizuozhude。”
xumudemiansecanbai，liangyanrutongcuiledubansisididengzhelinwanyue。
这**！
tazenmegan？tazheishiyaohuiletaerzi，huiletamenlaoxujiademingshenga。
duozaibeizilibuganlutoudexuzhijunyebeihedehuangleshen，jiantiaoliangfang，zheishinengshuochuqudema？
“kekeke……wanyueyatou，nixianlengjinglengjing，rangtamenxianchuanshangyifu。”daduizhangyeshitouda，jintianzheishikeshinaochuqu，tadoumeilianjianren！
xuzhijunzheirenpingshikanzhetingdongshide，zenmezaiyuanzexingdeshishangzenmejiufanhutule？
shijifenzhonghou，xuzhijunheliujiaojiaozhongyuruanchunbandicongwulinuolechulai。
kandaoyuanziliwuyangyangdeyidaqunren，xuzhijunhenbudeyuandixiaoshi。
林挽月这**！
juranbadabangecunderendouhanlaile。
她还要不要脸？
xuzhijunzhangdebucuo，xuexiyouhao，shishilibacunyoumingdejunxiaohuoer。
kecishi，lianshangyouhaojikuaiqingzi，zouludouyiqueyiguaide，shuobuchudelangbei。
dasaoliujiaojiaodeqingkuangjiuhaoduole，miansechaohong，meiyanjianziyoufengqing。
liangxiangduibi，liujiaojiaoguoranshixuzhijundezhenai，zaibeizilidoubeihudehenhao。
linwanyueshuangmutonghong，hanleikongsu：
“xuzhijun，nizheichusheng！zheikeshinisaozi，nijuranganshuita！”
daduizhangbenxiangkaikouchuli，kelinqingyuezheiyijuhua，batazhengdeshuobuchuhualaile。
睡她！！！
haoxingxiang！lianggezi，zhijiyaohai！
“linwanyue，nicubi！”
xuzhijunbeiqidexiaobailiandouzhangchenglezhuganse：“nijiwobizui！”
“bizui？nidoubarenshuile，haiburangrenshuole？zheijiucubile？neinihenisaozishui，neijiaoshenme？gaopoxie？”
puchi……buzhidaoshisheimeirenzhuxiaochushenglai，xuzhijundelianyouhongbianhei。
xumutianzheliancouleguolai，zhengzheyanjingshuoxiahua：“yueyue，niwuhuile，zhijuntaxinlixihuandezhiyouniyige，nicaishitaxifuer，ganggangtazhishi……”
xumudeyanjingdiliuliudizhuanzhe，ciqingcijing，tayebuzhidaozenmehonglinwanyuezheigeyixiangmeinaozirentananiedegunv。
“zoucuolefangjian……”xumujiaobianzhe。
“aiyo，nierzizheizoucuolefangjianyejiubale，gangganghaihancuolerenni。”
wangshilaidezuizao，tingdeyezuiquan。tahainiezhesangzihuishenghuisedixuezheliangrenganggangshuodehunhuaer：
“zhijun，wokebuxiangdangnisaozi……”
“saozi，nibujuedehansaozigengyouganjuema？”
xumu……yechenggongdibeiqichenglebaogonglian。
guanjianshike，haishidaduizhanglengjing：“xuzhijun，nidagezoulebudaobannian，nijiuhenisaozi……haihongzhewanyueyatoujiajini，nibuyinggaijieshixiama？”
xuzhijunxianzainaoziliyipiankongbai，doubeizheimeduorenzhuajianzaichuang，tahaijieshishenme？
都怪林挽月！
zheinvrenweihebunengtinghuayidian？
tayiweizheimenao，zijijiunengduoxihuantayidianma？
简直就是痴人说梦。
benxiangdengdasaoshenglehaizijiujihetayuanfangde，xianzaikanlai，zheinvrengenbenjiubuzhidezijiweitamouhua！
“我……”
xuzhijunkankanweiguandezhongren，zaikanxiangzhanzaizijishenbian，kudesuishidouyaoyunguoqudedasao，yaoyaoya，yandishanguoyimodeqianyi：
“是大嫂！”
“zuowanwoheduole，shidasaochenzhewohezui，toutoupashangwodechuang。”