第二章喜当爹
siqingshunjianmengle，haojiucaihuiguoshenlai。
zheizhanglian，tadequemeijianguo，danshizheishengyin，queyouxieershu。
“dashu，nishibushinongcuole？suiranwodequehuaiyunle，danhaizibushinideya。”
“bushiwode，neishisheide？”
nanrenyuanbenjiushensuideshuangmou，shunjianbiandebinglengqilai。
“ziranshiwolaogongde，wogenwolaogongfeichangxiangai，womenjiehuncaiyigeyue，woyemeiyougenrenheqitananrenyouguoqinmijiechu，bukenenghuaishangbierendehaizi。”
“shima，yaowobangnihuiyiyixia？”
neiwanzhihou，jizhilizhaobianlezhenggeacheng，doumeizhaodaozheigenvrendeshenying。
zhidaojintian，shouxiahuibaoshuozaiyiyuanjiandaota，tamashangfangxiashoushangdegongzuolaileyiyuan。
“dashu，wozhendeburenshini。”
“nidezuoxiongkoushang，youyikexiaoheizhi。”
“啊？！”
siqinghaiyiweizijibaolule，xiayishikanleyiyanzijidexiong。
tadezuoxiongshang，dequeyouyikexiaoheizhi。
siqingjingedidengdashuangyan，zheizhongsi、mideweizhi，taweishenmehuizhidao？
zheigeren，shitoukuikuangma？
zhangzheimeshuai，buzhiyuba！
siqingdeshixiancongtashenshangsaoguo，buguoyeshuobuhao，youxienanren，jiushidianxingdeyiguanqin、shou！
“xiansheng，womenzhendeburenshi，mafannirangyixia，woyaohuijiale。”
jianghaochengshuowanshangbadiandaojia，tayaohuiquzhunbeiwanfanle。
“genwohuijia。”nanrenzoushanglailazhutadeshou。
“nizheigerenzhenshi，niyoubingba！toukuibierendeshenti，haidongshoudongjiao，xinbuxinwobaojingbanizhuaqilai！”
司情甩开他的手。
suirantadequezhangdetingshuaide，danshitayijingjiehunle，yebuhuizaiduibiedenanrenyourenhexiangfa。
“kanyangzi，shiyaobangnihaohaoerhuiyihuiyi！”
nanrenniezhetadexiaba，badaodiwenleshangqu。
Pia!
yibazhanghenhendishanzaitadelianshang。
“你变态啊！”
siqingshuailetayibazhang，ranhoutouyebuhuidilikai。
“jizong，ninmeishiba？neigechunnvren，jingranganduinindongshou，womenmashangbatazhuaguolai，batashoujiduole！”
“yongbuzhe，genjinta，zheicibiegendiule。”
siqingqihuhudipaohuixinfang。
tajingranbeiyigemoshengnanrenjiqingbole！
zheiniantou，shenmerendouyou！
siqinggangzhunbeikaimen，faxianmenbingmeiyouguanjin，nandaoshitachumentaijiwangjiguanmenle？
xuanguanchu，shiyishuangzengguangwaliangdepixie，haiyouyishuangdaozaidishangdexigaogen。
jianghaochengchuchatiqianhuilaile？
shiweilejitazhunbeijingxima？
siqingzuijiaoyiwan，wanglizou，youzaiketingdedishangfaxianleyitiaonvshi**。
红色蕾、丝边的。
siqingxinlijinglingdazuo，tabuhuichundao，yiweizheihaishijingxi！
xinlidekongjumanmanfangda，takuaibuzouxiangzhuwo。
woshidedahongxibeizhouchengyituan，dishangdebaisechenshanhenvshineiyijiuchanzaiyiqi。
dishanghaiyoumouzhongguijiaozhipin。
siqingzhiganjuetianxuandizhuan，chadianmeizhanwendaoxiaqu。
changkaideyijuzhong，shibushipiaochujijurangrenlianhongxintiaodehuayu。
yiziyijujiuxiangtongzaitadexinwoshang。
“haocheng，aiwo。woyaozainimenxinfangdemeiyichu，douliuxianiaiwodezhengju。”
“你可真浪。”
“nibujiuxihuanwozheiyangma？siqingneigechunhuo，kendinghaibuzhidaowomenzaojiuzaiyiqile。tadexinhunye，tangzaizheizhangchuangshangdequeshiwo，gennidumiyuedeyeshiwo。siqingruoshizhidaole，kendingyaoqisiba。”
“siqingjiushiwodegou，worangtazuoshenmetajiuzuoshenme。worangtaqujiudian，tahaizhentongyi......”
“老公，你真坏~”