第五章 兄弟闹乌龙

“你是谁!?”

peihongyiyizhengyan,jiukanjianyigemoshengshaonianzhigougoudidingzheziji,xiayishidijinghuqilai,lianmangzhiwendao。

tajingtidizhushizheyanqianshaoniandeyijuyidong,lianshangdebiaoqingyansuerjinzhang,shoujinjindiwochengquantou,suishizhunbeiyingduitu***kuang。

“什么谁是谁啊?”

“xiaoyewohaixiangwennishisheini?subuxiangshi,jingranhewotangzaiyizhangchuangshang!”

meilezijiadagezaiyipangtixingyueshu,xindadepeihongjingsihaoweiyishidaoxianzaidechujing,shouzhizheduifang,shanglaijiushiyidunshuchu。

“wogaosunia,nizuihaoganjinjiwodaoqian!”

shuohaotingdian,zheijiaoxinda,shuobuhaoting,neijiushimeixinmeifei!

“daoqian?daoshenmeqian?”

peihongyizhouzhemeitou,kanzheyanqianfangfonaozibutaihaodexiaohaiyidunhujiaomanchan。

“nihaiwocongchuangshangdiexialai,dangranyaojiwodaoqiana!yaoburan,wojiurangwodageguolaizouni。”

“你大哥?”

“meicuo,zhidaopaleba?xianzaifuruanhailaideji!”

tidaozijiadage,peihongjingdeyanshendoumingliangqilai,shanshuozheyaoyandexingxing,liuluchuyizhongnanyiyanshidedeyizhiqing。

meifeisewu,zuijiaoshangyang,gaoangzhetou,yifuzhigaoqiyangdeyangzi,huotuotuodeyizhidajiadayinglededagongji。

zaitayanli,zijiadageshiwusuobunengde。

yushi,dangxiaotangyuanchuxiandeshihou,jiukandaoleyanqiankanchengguiyideyimu。

didipeihongjingpazaidishang,yishanlingluan,lianshangqueyangyizhedeyidexiaorong;

erdagepeihongyizuoyuchuangce,yanshenzhongchongmanzheduizhizhangshaoniandeguanaihejiebei,fangfozaimianduiyigeweizhideweixian。

liangzhiyuanliuliudedayanjingzhabazhaba,xiaotangyuankanzheyanqiandejingxiang,xinzhongchongmanyihuo。

“nimenxiongdiliang,zheishizaiganmani?”

liangxiongdidefenweimingxianjinzhang,peihongjingdedeyihepeihongyidejingtixingchenglexianmingdeduibi。

“小汤圆!”

peihongjingtaitoukanxiangpiaofuzaikongzhongdexiaotangyuan,yanzhongshanguoyisixinxi。

tafangfozhaodaolejiuxingyiban,jimanghandao:

“nilaidezhenghao,kuaidiankuaidian,nibawodagenongnaqule?ganjinzhaolai,woyaogaosuwodageyourenqifuwo……”

fanyingchidundepeihongjingmeiyouzixitingxiaotangyuandehua,zhishijiqiedizhixiangduimiandemoshengnanzi,kaishixiangxiaotangyuansuku。

danpeihongyiqueturandaduantamendeduihua,tadesixutingliuzaixiaotangyuangangcaidehuashang,yongyizhongchenwenerlengjingdekouwenwendao:

“我们,兄弟俩?”

“你是,小璟?”

tingdaozheigeshuxideyuqihechenghu,peihongjingzhenggerenshunjianyijiang,shixianzhongyuluozaipeihongyishenshang。

tadengdaleyanjing,fangfobuganxiangxinzijideerduoheyanjing。

banshangzhihou,caiyouxiechidundikaikou:

“大,大哥?”

zhijianduimiandemoshengnanziweiweidianlediantou,danzheigejiandandedongzuoquexiangyijizhongchuizazaipeihongjingdexintou。

tayanzhongdeshenqingcongjingyazhuanweijuewang,fangfoshiqulesuoyoudexiwanghezhicheng。

peihongjingbishangyanjing,modishenshoumochuneibingzheshan,“shua”dezhanshanerkai,dangyushenqian,susuyaodong,shanquyitougungunerxiadelenghan。

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“哈哈哈~”

“笑,笑死我了!”

“咯咯咯~”

xiaotangyuanledexiangejiaoyiyang,zhengdonggeloudouchongmanletadexiaosheng。

“别笑了!”

‘toujiaozhengrong’depeihongjingliansexiuhong,henbudejiganggangdezijilaishangliangbazhang,zaizhaogedifengzuanjinqu。

xinzhongmanshiaohui,yaoshoule,wozaidagemianqianshuoleshenmea?

taxiangyaotaopao,danshiyoubunenglikaizheili,zhinengyingzhetoupimianduidagedezhushi,gangadizhanzaiyuandi。

danpeihongyixianzaiquemeixinsiguanzhuzheixie,tayaoleyaotou,zhuanxiangxiaodeqianyanghouhedexiaotangyuan,shuodao:

“haole,jinshuxiansheng,xianzainengfouqingnixiangxijiwomenjieshaoyixiawomendangxiadeqingkuang。”

tazhidao,tamenxianzaishenchuyigemoshengdeshijie,zhouweichongmanleweizhideweixianhetiaozhan。

tabixuxunsushiyingzheigexindehuanjing,baohuzijihedidideanquan。

xiaotangyuantingdaohou,deyidiyaoleyaoweiba,

“啊,这个简单!”

shuowan,liangxiongdishenqiandekongjianweiweifanqilianyi。

turan,liangtuanguangyunxunsucongzhongfeichu,luoruerrennaohaizhong。