第1章
“aiya......touhaoteng......wobushisilema......qinglongguo......wuzhe......zheidoushishenmegui？”
zhangweiyilianmengquandekanzheshuangshou，zonghenaozhongdejiyi，huanlebantiancaimingbaifashengleshenme。
“woqu！wochuanyuele！”
ketacaimingbaiguolaizijidananbusi，jinjiezheyoubeiyilianchuandexitongtishinongmengle。
“gongxisuzhuzhangweijihuozuiqiangzhenjingxitong！”
“shenme？zuiqiangzhenjingxitong？shenmeguidongxi！”
“gongxisuzhuhuodexinshoudalibao，shifoukaiqi？”
“kaiqi！dangrankaiqile！”
suiranhaibugaoqingchuzheijiujingshizenmehuishi，dankaijiuwanshile！
“kaiqixinshoudalibao，huodequanzhenjiaochujixinfa、fengshentui、xiaohaidanyimei、zhenjingzhi10dian。”
quanzhenjiaochujixinfa：quanzhenjiaodizirumenxinfa，weiliyiban，danshigenjizhashi，pinjieyixing。
fengshentui：yishijiewuxue，quanjiaozhangsanjuezhiyi，yisudujianzhang，pinjieliangxingban。
xiaohaidan：caiyonggezhonglingyaolianzhideshenqidanyao，keyidafudutishengwuzhexiuwei，pinjieliangxing。
“woqu，haishigexuanhuanshijie，zhenjingzhiyoushishenmedongxi？”zhangweirenbuzhuwendao。
“xitonghuigenjusuzhuzhenjingdeduixiang、zhenjingrenshu、zhenjingchengdu，jiyuxiangduiyingdezhenjingzhi，mei10dianzhenjingzhikeyijinxingyicichoujiang，huozhezhijieduihuanxiangyingdegongfa、wuxue、danyao、bingqi......”
duanzandechilengguohou，zhangweirenbuzhufangshengdaxiao，youlezheigexitong，qibushitiangaohaikuorenwoxingle？！
“xuexiquanzhenjiaochujixinfahaiyoufengshentui！”
“gongxisuzhuxidequanzhenjiaochujixinfahefengshentui，qingsuzhuzaijiezaili！”
xitongdetishijieshu，zhangweizhijuedeyigushuobuchudeliliangyouzouquanshen，neizhongshutandeganjuerangtachadianshenyinqilai。
“zheijiushiyuanliba......”
“haiyouxiaohaidanyechileba。”
zheixiaohaidanrukoujihua，yishunjianzhangweibianjuedesizhibaihaichongmanleliliang，xitongdetishiyezaicixiangqi。
“gongxisuzhudadaohoutianjingqianqi！”
“gongxisuzhudadaohoutianjingzhongqi！”
“gongxisuzhudadaohoutianjinghouqi！”
“gongxisuzhudadaohoutianjingdayuanman！”
“zheijiuhoutiandayuanmanle？！yaoshiyouyimeidahaidan，neiwoqibushiyaozhijietupoxiantianjingle？”
zhangweijidongzhiyudakaiduihuanjiemian，keyanqiandejingxiangquerangtayouxieshayan。
xitongduihuanyemiankeweibaoluowanxiang，gezhonggongfa、wuxue、shentong、bingqiyingyoujinyou，zhiyouzhangweixiangbudaodemeiyouzhangweiduihuanbudaode。
kechulechoujiangneiyigexuanxiangxuyao10dianzhenjingzhizhiwai，zuicidebanxingwupinyexuyaojishidianzhenjingzhi，congyixingkaishidehuafeijiuzhijieshangbaile，zheimeyikanxitongdalibaojidedongxihaisuanshihoudaole。
zhangweikandaozheiganmangchakanleyiyangerenxinxi。
宿主：张伟。
jingjie：houtianjingdayuanman。
震惊值：10点。
shentongwuxue：quanzhenjiaochujixinfa0%、fengshentui0%。
shenfen：kaiyuanwuyuandijidizi。
“mamahuhu，kanlaihoumianyaozoudeluhaizhangzheni。”
zhangweihaichenjinzaiduiweilaidehuanxiangzhong，henkuaiyizhenmamalieliedejiaomenshengjiangqijingxing！
“kaimen！kuaikaimen！kuaikaimen！bietamazailimianzhuangsiren！shabiaohaiqianwomenyibailiangyinzi！zaitamabujikaimenwojiufanghuoshaolenijia！”
“wuwuwu......wozaojiuhelibiaolihunle，neiqianshitajiede，nimenzhaotaa......”yigenvrendekushengconggebichuanlai。
“fangnimadechoupi！shabiaohejiuhesiniyoubushibuzhidao，woguannilibulihun，tasile，nimenbushihaiyougenver！fuzhainvhai！tingshuoxiaoyatouzhangdebucuo，maiqujiyuanzenmeyenengzhigebabaishiliangyinzi！”jishengbukanruerdeyinxiaoxiangqi。
zhangweitingdaozheiqizhalianganfei，genjunaozhongdejiyi，tagebizhuzhedeshiyiduixiangyiweimingdemunv，muqinzaonianjialegezhugouburudehundan，zhengtianbuwuzhengyehejiushuaqian，duitamenmunvgengshifeidajima。
gengguofendeshitayouyitianheduolemaniao，chadianduinverzuochuzhugouburudeshiqing，zuihouhaishizhangweichumianbatadapaole。
qianxietianjiutingshuozheilibiaohejiuhesile，zheinvrenyeshikanzaizuihoudeqingfenshangchumianjiangtamaizangle，sheizhiqueyinlailewaimianzheixiechouchong。
zhangweisuiranbushishenmeyiboyuntiandedaxia，kezheizhongshiqingtazenmenengrenxiaqu，dangjijuedingchumianguanyiguanzheibupingshi。
“waimiandoushuotianlongbangdekoubeihaibucuo，kejinriyikanhaizhenshiwenmingburujianmian。”zhangweirenbuzhulenghengleyisheng。
tamenzheizhongpingminqudejiamenjiushiyicengpolanmutou，genbenjiabuzhujigedahanderoulin，henkuaijiubeizhijiechuaikaile，jigedahanchuanglejinlai，yuanzhongzhiyouyiduiqibuchengshengdemunv。
“aiyou，meixiangdaoshabiaohaiyouzheizhongbenshi，laopozhangdetingyouweidaobushuo，nverhaizheimebiaozhi，kanlaiyihongyuanyouyaoduogetoupaile！hahaha！”jirensiwujidandedaxiao，shuohuajingranjiuxiangshanglaiqiangren，zheikebatamenmunverrenhehuaile。
“niang，wobuyaozou，wobuyao！wuwuwu！”
“fangxinyaner，niangbuhuirangtamendaizounide......”
muqinpinmingjiangnverhuzaishenhou，ketayigeputongdenvren，zenmekenengshijigezhuanghandeduishou，zaiyizhensixinliefeidekushengzhong，neimingjiaoyanerdenvhaijiubeizhualeqilai。
“made，haikushiba，zhenghaodayezuowanshuleqian，jiuyongnilaixiexiehuo！xiongdimendongshouanzhuta！”
guangtianhuarizhiren，jigexionghanfeileiyuxingqinshouzhishi，jiuzaizheishiyishengnuhoucongshenhouchuanlai！
“zhushou！jintianyouwozhangweizaici，kansheigandongtamen！”
zuozeixinxua，zheiyisangzixiaqujirenjilingdalegelengzhan！
“gongxisuzhuhuodezhenjingzhi1dian，zaijiezaili！”
“caiyidian？shaolediana，buguanle，xiancouheba。”
zheijigejiahuohaiyiweilaileshenmelebuqiderenwu，kehuitouyikanshuohuadejingranshigeshiliuqisuideshaonian，lianshangdangshiluchuyimoningxiao！
“nalilaidexiaozi，xiangzhaosishibushi！”weishouyigeheilianehanhandao。
“shizhanggege，zhanggegenikuaipao，nidabuguotamende。”yanerbiankubianhandao。
“shixiaowei？！xiaoweinikuaipao，zheijianshigennimeiguanxi，womenbunengzaiqianliannile。”yanerdeniangqinyezaiyipangkudao。
zaizhangweidejiyizhongzheigejiaozuoyanerdexiaonvhai，zhengtiangenzaizijishenhougegezhanggegeduan，ertaniangqinyeshigehaoxindenvren，jingchangyaoqingzhangweiqujialichifan，rujinzaiyikanzheiqingxing，gengshirangzhangweiqibudayichulai。
“fangxinhaole，wokanzheixiezasuihejiebiandelouyiyiyang！yijiaojiunengcaisi！”zhangweiyilianpingdandebiaoqing，shuochulekuangwangwubidehua，zheirangsanrenrenbuzhuyouxiexinzhongdagu，buzhidaotacongnalaidediqi。
“gongxisuzhuhuodezhenjingzhi1dian，zaijiezaili！”