“zenmehuishi，wochuanyuele？”
yizuoshehuajinhuangdegongdianzhizhong，linxiugangyizhengkaiyanjing，heranbiankandao，tahunshenchiluodetangzaiyizhangchuangshang，erzaitapangbian，tongshihaitangzheyigezhangxiangjiweipiaoliang，shencailinglongdenvren，zhenggefangjianzhongsanfazhezhenzhenxiangwei。
jiuzaizheishihou，turanzhijian，tanaodaiyiyun，yigupangdadexinxi，yongrunaozhong。
fengyundalu，tianlandiguo，huanggong。
tachuanyuele，chuanyuedaozheigemingweifengyundaludedifang。
zheishiyigewudaoshijie，qiangzheyishantianhai，wusuobuneng，ruozherenrenqiru，shengmingbubao。
linxiu，tianlandiguodahuangzi，diweigaogaozaishang，weilaigengshitianlandiguojichengren。
ran，linxiusuiranshihuangzi，quetianshengshigechishazhiren，meiyourenhezhishang，mingweihuangzi，shizeshigebaichi。
danbuzhishenmeyuanyin，yixingqizhiqian，beijingdingjishili，yaoguangshengdituranqianlaiweitamendeshengnvqiuhun，erqiuhunduixiang，heranjiushibaichidahuangzi，linxiu。
zheirangzhenggetianlandiguo，jiweizhenjing。
yigeshibeijingshengdishengnv，yigezeshixiapindiguohuangzi，diweijiweixuanshu。
tianlandiguosuiranmingyishangyigediguo，danshijishang，zhishiyigejiupinshili，beijingxiangzheiyangdediguoyouwushuge，eryaoguangshengdi，keshibeijingzuidingjideshili，minglieqipin，liangzhegenbenbuzaitongyigedengjishang。
erqie，neihuangzihaishigebaichi。
erjintian，zhengshiliangrenchenghunderizi。
“made，wozenmezheimebeicui，jingranchuanyuedaoyigeshazideshenshang。”
gaoqingchuyiqie，linxiuanmayishengsaoxing。
bierenchuanyuedoushitianfujiashen，qiyunmanman，tazenmejiuchuanyuechengleyigeshazi。
erqiehaishigebunengxiuliandecanfei，zheirihoukezenmehun。
“zheimeshuo，zheigenvren，jiushiyaoguangshengdideshengnvle？zhangdedaoshitingpiaoliangde，buxiayumingxing。”
duanzanzhenglileyixiazhihou，linxiukanxiangtangzaiyipangshenzhebaiseyiqun，bimubuxingdejuemeinvzi，huxizhujianjiculeqilai。
taqianshizhishiyigezuidicengdebanzhuanren，nalijianguozheizhongdengjidemeinv，meinvzaiqian，yituanxiehuoyijingcongtineiyongchu。
shazijiushaziba，youzenmeyigepiaoliangxifu，yegoule。
jiuzailinxiudasuanbanshideshihou，turanjian，yuanbentangzaichuangshangdejuemeinvzi，zhengkaileyanjing。
“你想做什么？”
bairushuangmuguangbinglengsaoshizhelinxiudao。
linxiulengleyixia，zhengyaokaikou，zhitingpadeyisheng，duimianbairushuangyigeerguang，yijingshuaizailetadelianshang。
“feiwu，buyaochixinwangxiang，wodeshenti，yeshinizheizhongbaichinenggoudedaode。”
bairushuangshensebinglengdeshuodao。
linxiudunshilengzhule，bushichenghunlema，jinwanbushidongfangma，zheishishaqingkuang？
“阿巴阿巴。”
zhengyaokaikouxunwen，danzuibayizhang，quefachuabaabadeshengyin。
linxiuxinzhonganmacaodan，zheigebaichihuangzi，jingranhaibuhuishuohua。
bairushuanggengshiyilianbiyidekanzhelinxiu，dao：“baichiguoranshibaichi，lianhuadoushuobuchulai，zhenshigewunengdefeiwu，jiunihaixiangpengwo，nipeima？”
“阿巴阿巴。”
linxiujixuzhuangsha，tongshiganjue，zheigepiaoliangxifu，haoxiangyeyouwenti。
bairushuangzhanqishenzi，gaogaozaishang，ditoufushizhelinxiu，yilianlengmodao：“feiwu，nibuhuizhendeyiwei，woshiyinweikanshangni，caiyaojiajiniba，biezuomengle，wozhisuoyiyaoyunichenghun，zhishiweilenitianlandiguodetianlanzhu，zhiyaodedaotianlanzhu，wodeshili，biankegengshangyicenglou，dadaolingyuanjingjie，daoshihou，wozaizhenggebeijing，doushiyiliutiancai。”
“dengnadaotianlanzhuzhihou，wobianshaleni，daoshihou，bianmeirenzhidao，wobairushuanghaiyounizheimeyigebaichilaogong。”
tingwanbairushuangsuoshuo，linxiuxinzhongdunshidanu。
made，zheinvrenzhangdepiaoliang，danxinquerucihendu。
yutachenghun，jingranzhishiweiletianlanzhu。
tianlanzhu，linxiucongjiyizhongdezhi，naishitianlandiguodezhenguozhibao，juchuanyongyoushenmizhili。
erqie，tianlanzhu，jiuzaitadeshenshang。
“xianzai，bianjiangtianlanzhujiwoba。”
shuozhe，bairushuangshenchubaixishouzhang，zhizhichaozhelinxiuxiongkouzhualai。
“不行。”
linxiudanu，tianlanzhu，jueduibunengjizheishexiexinchangdenvren。
嗡……
raner，jiuzailinxiugangchumodaoxiongkouzhuzideyishun，yidaoshengyinturanchuanlai。
“ding，shenjiqiandaoxitong，qidongzhong……”
“20%”
“50%”
“100%”
“gongxisuzhu，shenjiqiandaoxitong，qidongchenggong。”
“宿主：林修。”
“性别：男。”
“年龄：十六。”
“资质：垃圾。”
“星魂数：0。”
“已签到地：0。”
“weiqiandaodi：999。”
zheishishenme？xitong？nandao，tianlanzhu，shiyigexitong？
tingdaotianlanzhuchuanlaideshengyin，linxiuxianshiyileng，suijidaxi。
“ding，jiancedaosuzhushenchutianlanhuanggong，zidongjinxingdiyichuqiandao。”
“qiandaodi：tianlanhuanggong。”
“签到成功。”
“ding，gongxisuzhu，huodeqiandaojiangli，leidianxinghun，shiwanjingyanzhi，huangjidabaojian，erpinxuanlingdan。”
卧槽！
tingdaoxitongshengyin，linxiudajing。
shouciqiandao，jingranjilezheimeduodongxi。
congjiyizhongdezhi，leidianxinghun，keshifengyundalu，zuidingjidejiudazhizunxinghunzhiyi。
fengyundalu，wudaozhirenruoxiangxiulian，xudejuexingxinghun。
xinghunyouwushu，rubingqixinghun，zhiwuxinghun，shouxinghundeng。
erzaizheiwushuxinghunzhizhong，youjiudaxinghunzuiweiqianghan，zheijiudaxinghun，beichengweijiudazhizunxinghun。
jiudazhizunxinghun，fenbiewei：leidianxinghun，tianmoxinghun，hanbingxinghun，qinglongxinghun，huofengxinghun，kongjianxinghun，shijianxinghun，anyingxinghun，bumiexinghun。
fanshijuexingzhizunxinghunde，wuyibushigaishiyaonieyibandetiancai，weilaiqiantufazhanwuliang。
erlinxiurujinsuojuexingde，heranjiushijiudazhizunxinghunzhiyideleidianxinghun。
“咔嚓，咔嚓。”
zailinxiuniezhequantoudeshihou，ganjuehunshenshangxialeidianshanshuo，chongmanlewuqiongzhili。
“dadan，linxiu，nigebaichifeiwu，jingranganduiwowuli，woyaonihaokan。”
jiuzaizheishihou，bairushuangmengdibaoheyisheng，yizhangchaozhelinxiupaileguolai。
“找死。”
kandaobairushuangyizhangxialai，linxiumodetaitou，muguangzhongshanguoyimolise，yiquanyingleshangqu。
轰。
yiquanyizhang，zaikongzhongxiangzhuang。
lianggujuli，mengdibaoliekailai。
linxiuzhanzaiyuandibudong，erbairushuang，zetengtengtengxianghoutuichuhaojibu。
“怎么可能。”
houtuihaojibu，bairushuangzhengdayanjing，yilianzhenjingdekanzhelinxiu。
linxiu，jingranyoulingli，erqie，haijiangtazhentui。
linxiu，bushifeiwuma，bushibunengxiulianma，zenmehuiyoulingli？
ercishi，linxiujiaobukuachu，yibubuchaotakaojin。
“bairushuang，nibujinduowotianlanzhu，haixiangquwoxingming，jintian，wojiuxianrangnifuchuyidiandaijia。”
shuowan，linxiuzhijiejiangbairushuangyazaileshenxia。