第三章恶人先告状
“nizheixiaoguniangyoushouyoujiao，womeirangnisihouwojiubucuole！”
tadeshengyinyuelaiyueda，gengshihaizhualebaguazirengwoshenshang，xiaoxiaodeyanjingliquanshijifeng。
wohuaqianqingdebaomu，rangwosihouta？
她脸怎么那么大？！
zheizhendeshirenbuleyidian。
zaitajianruidebaomingshengzhong，wodabushangqian，zhijiejiangpanzilidezhushikouzaitalianshang。
zhuozishangxisuidezhushihetadelianlailegemiqiejiechu。
xixililidetangzhishunzhebinfadiluo。
tacongshafashangdantiaoqilai，ehenhendengzhewo，“xiao**，nidengzhe！”
“老娘要你好看！”
erwokandaoninggudezhuyoubeitiwenronghua，congtadeejiaoliudaoyanjingli，pudexiaochusheng。
“dama，xianbadishangshoushishoushiba。”
wohushitadewunengkuangnu，hengzhexiaoquerhuidaofangjian。
yuanbensihuozhaobudaochupingbidefanzaodanlexiaqu。
guoran，renhuozaizheishishang，zongshiyaofafeng。
zhangcuiyiweiwozhishijirenlixiadekelianchong，dantabuzhidaodeshi，zhangwojingjidaquande，shiwo。
4.
woguganglihun，neinanrenlianzhadoubuyuanyijitaliu。
suoyitashijingshenchuhu，haidailegeshangyoueryuandenver。
wozheiciguolai，yishixiangduowobamadelaotao，erlaishipeipeita，shunbianjitayixiebangzhu。
jiubirushuo，zheifangzijiushiwode。
zaifaletongfenghou，yuanbenzuotiandeshibingbushihenfangzaixinshang，danshizhangcuipianpianyaoshangganzhezhaocunzaigan。
tajingranjiangwopailebangexiaoshiduicaimaidaodedangaochile。
yaozhidao，neidangaokebubianyi。
zuizhuyaodeshi，xiangmaidehuazhinengananfenfenqupaidui。
wopailebangexiaoshicaimaidaode，zhangcuichile，chiwanhaidangzhewodemianbaoyuan。
“woshuonimenzheixiexiaoguniang，yitiandaowanjiuzhidaoxiahuaqian。”
“youzheigeqianxiaojingxiaojingzhangbeibuhaoma？nikannibingxiangneidangao，tiansirenle！xiacimaigezhengchangdiande，guanghaokanyoushenmeyong？”
tingdaozheixie，wozhendeyaofengle。
“nibawobingxianglidedangaochile？”
“zhangcui，nidaodiyoumeiyoudianzizhizhiming，nishibaomuzhidaoma？”
tayiranbuzaiyi，youkaishishuowoxiaoqilinse，“wozheibushimangleyitian，jiunanigedangao，nijiuyoujiaoyouhou，zenmezheimexiaoqi？”
ruguobushizuihouyigenxianbengzhe，woshizhendeyaoshangshoule。
zheicihou，cituizhangcuideniantoudadaoledingfeng。
kesheinengxiangdao，zhangcuijingranerenxiangaozhuang，jiangzheixierizisuoyoudecuodoutuidaolewoshenshang。
mingmingshitazijidecuo，zaitadekouzhong，quebianchenglewobuzunzhongtadelaodongchengguo，jiangzuohaodefancaixianfan，shenzhihaidongshoushangren。
tahaishuo，jiucongbingxiangsuibianfanledianshengdemianbaochi，wojiudahoudajiao，shuotabupei。
shengshengbawoshuochengyigemanbujiangli、linseedu、haibuzunzhongrendepofu。
5.
takudeyibabitiyibalei，shengyinchouye，tingqilaifeichangkelian。
bingfanglideqitarenchiguachidebuyilehu，kanwodeyanshenyebumianduolejifenyane。
“xiaoguniangkanzhebaibaijingjing，meixiangdaoxinchangzheimehei，yihouwokebunengrangwoerzizhaogezheiyangde。”
“zheirenzenmezheimeedu，baomuyeshirena，zongbunenghualeqianjiubazijidanghuangdi，bubabierendangrenba......”
zhangcuilianliandiantoufuhe，honghongdeyanjingzhengdeyuelaiyueda，tongkongfangda，limiandeqingxushiwosuoshuxidechaofeng。
taheiyouyoudezhijiajihukuaichuojinwoyanjingli。