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woshiguogong**yuanlizuixiadengdeyahuan。

zaiguogong**hetaizidahundeqianyepashangletaizidechuang。

guogong**fafengsideyaoshalewo:

“buyaoliandexiao**,jiwojiangtatuochuquluangundasi!”

taiziqingroudezhezhuwobanludexiangjian,suijichongnidexiangguogong**shuodao:

“nishitaizifuweilaidedangjiazhumu,nilaichuzhizuiheshibuguo。”

womeiyoubandianjinghuang,zhishisixiaofeixiaodidingzhetaizidianxia:

“dianxiazhendeshedewosima!

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xiejingyuezhishiruoyousuosidikanzhewobingmeiyoushuohua。

shenyanqiaojianzhuangzhijiemingrenjiangwocongchuangshangtuolexiaqu,rengzaidishang。

xiangjianbanlu,dudouruoyinruoxian,yipiandahaochunguang。

shenyanqiaonuqichongchongdikanzhezheifuxiangyanchangmianhenbudejiangwoshengtunhuobole。

mianduixiejingyuedeshihouyouhuanshangleyifuweiqumiankong,nazhepazimozheyanlei:

“dianxia,douguaichennvjiaodaowufang,cairangfulichulerucibuanfendedongxi,haiqingdianxiaraoshuchennvguanjiaobuyanzhizui。”

xiejingyuetangzaitashangmianwubiaoqingdikanzhewo,huaqueshiduishenyanqiaoshuode:“nihezuizhiyou?”

yuqilihaidaizheyixiebumingsuoyidechongni。

shenyanqiaoyishunjianxinhuanufang,manlianchunse:

“neidianxiabianjiangzheigebuyaoliande**jiaoyouchennvchuzhikehao。”

“nishitaizifuweilaidedangjiazhumu,ziranjiaoyounichuzhi。”

xiejingyuetiaoletiaomei,meiyourenheyouyu,bianjiangwodeshengsijiaojileshenyanqiao。

wozhishimomodidizhetou,quezaixinlimalexiejingyueyibaibianhunzhanggaozi。

nijiuzheimeduinijiumingenrenma!

dedaorenkedeshenyanqiaoliezuiyixiao,buyoufenshuodimingrenjiangwotuodaoyuanzili。

hairangrenjiaolebushaoguogongfudeyahuanhexiaosiqianlaiweiguan。

“ganpataizidechuang,zheijiushixiachang!”

shuozhejiuwangwoshenshanghenhendishuailaiyibianzi,shunjianchoudewopikairouzhan。

xianhongdebianhenzhijiehuapoboshanzhongzhongdiluozaipifushang。

xiejingyuedeshentibuzijuedidongledong,biaoqingqueyijiuruchang。

shenyanqiaohaozhengyixiadiduanzuozaitaishiyishang,suishouduanqiyibeicha,qingqingdipinmingqilai:

“niyiweipashangletaizidechuangjiunengfeishangzhitoudangfenghuangle?”

jiadingyouyouyansedijilewoyibian。

xuehongdexianxueshunzhepifumanmanshenchulai,tengdewoziyaliezuide。

zhouweideyahuanxiaosiyanshenzhongquanshibiyi,kongju,buxie,weidumeiyoutongqing。

wozichaodixiaolexiao:zheigefazihaizhenshigouzaozuide。

jiadingmenxiangshidedaoleshenyanqiaodemingling,meiyibiandouduiwoxialesishou。

zaidajibian,jiusuanshiyanwangyeyejiubulewole。

wojiangquanbudexiwangdoujituozailexiejingyuedeshenshang,zhigougoudidingzhefangnei。

shenyanqiaosihuyekanchuanlewodexinsi。

manyouyoucongtaishiyishangzhanleqilai,youxiandizoudaowomianqian,qiazhewodexiabashijingtaiqiwodetou:

“nihaizhiwangdianxialaijiunima?jianzhizibuliangli。”

“jiunizhei**deshenfen,dianxiajiushikanniyiyandoujuedeexin,youqihuizaihunizheige**。”

“nikankanganggangzheiliangbianxiaqu,dianxiakeyouyidianxinteng?”

接着又是两鞭子。

yikouxingtianconghoulonglifangunchulai,shunzhezuijiaohuanhuanyichu。

shenyanqiaowanweidishenchushouzhichupengdaowodezuijiao:

“kexile,zheimepiaoliangdexiaoliandanzhanshanglexuejizongshitouzheyiguzilingrenzuooudeweidao。”

wozhoulezhoumei,haimeiganjuedaoma?

woquebudalishenyanqiao,yiweididingzhexiangfang。

shenyanqiaoyijiuchaoxiaozhewodezibuliangli:

“wojiushizaizheierdasini,dianxiadoubuhuizhayixiayanjingde。”

shenyanqiaoyelandezaiwoshenshanglangfeishijian,xianqidipailepaiganggangchupengwodeshuangshou。

“xingle,bazheige**tuochuquluangundasiba,biedanwulewohedianxiadedahun。”

jiadingmenzuoshijiuyaoyonggunzijiangwojiaqirengchuqu。

woyanlishanguoyisijinghuang。

xiejingyue,nihaimeiganjuedaoma!

suoyourendouzaidengzhewobeidaxiebakuai。

shenyanqiaogengshixinqingyuyuedixinshangzhewodelangbeimoyang。

jiuzaiwobeijiadingtaidaomenjianshangdeshihou,wuneichuanchulexiejingyuedandandeshengyin:“dengdeng!”

goudongxizhongyuganjuedaole!

yuanbenkanhaoxidexiarenmenqiqikanxianglexiangfang。

jiulianshenyanqiaogangganghaimanliandexiaoyi,yixiazidouxiaoshidewuyingwuzong。