第3章
cishi，sijiaojiaodefensizhuyidaolecongjiudianmenkouzouchulaidesicha。
“司茶出来了！”
“sichaniyaobuyaolian！shenmeshibaxian，jiupaochulaicengwomenjiaojiaofengtou！gushaozenmekenengqunizheizhonghuose！pabushixiangcengwojiejieredu！”
xianzaizaichangde，jihudoushisijiaojiaodenaocanfen。
shuochulaidehua，yijubiyijunanting。
sichaweiweicuqimei，zhengzhunbeishuohua。
hurankandaoyigeshenchuanyingyuanfudenvhaichongdaotamianqian，juzhemozhijiuzhunbeiwangtalianshangpo！
sichaxiayishihoutui，quelengbufangzhuangjinyigewenredexiongtang。
neifensibuzhijianleshenme，shoudoujingdeyidou，mozhijingzhunpozailesijiaojiaoshenshang，jiangtadelifuhezhuangrongrandeyituanlangbei。
sichahuyihuitou，zhengduishangguyehengyoushendemou。
来得好！
sichabujiasisuodegouzhunanrenshoubei，diadiakaikou，yanjibiaodaojixian。
“laogongnilaila？renjiaganghaozaizheiyudaomeimei，meiyourangnizhaotaijiuba？”
guyehengdechunjiaoyizhenhenchou。
又要作什么妖了？
sichalouzhenanrendegebo，kanzhesijiaojiaofennulangbeideyangzi，guzuojiaolvdao：“jiaojiao，buhaoyisi，jiejielianleinile......”
“nizheishenlifukeshijiedelusidegaoding，pinpaifangzhidaohou，huibuhuizaishishangquanfengshani？”
sijiaojiaohefensimenyuanbendingzhehuranchuxiandeguyehengshensemoming，tingjiantazheihua，lianseshunjianbiandenankan：“ni，jiejie，ni......”
sichakantaqidehuadoushuobulisuo，chunjiaoyouyangqiyisijibukechadejiaoxiaxiaoyi，zhuanshenshiweiyibanbaojinleguyeheng。
nanrendeliansezaishunjianbiandelengning，hedetadeshoubuzijuedezhanlezhan。
jiuzhangweiping，xinzhangyouqi......
sichazizhizaiguyehengzhei，tashichedibaluzouzhaile。
suoxingyaoleyaoya，yingzhetoupitianmimidechongtasajiaodao：“laogong，haihaonilaile，ganggangwohaohaipao，danyounizai，renjiajiushenmedoubupaleni！”
guyehengkongdongdeyanshen，dunshixiangshiduleyicengbingshuang。
zheinvren，jianzhizaisantiaoxintadedixian！
ketahaibunengmingzhefanbo！
talengzhelianxiangyaoshuaikaitadeshou，quemeixiangdaoneikanqilaijiaojiaoruanruandexiaoyatou，xiangshizhizhanglexipandebazhuayu，lengshisidoushuaibukai！
sichabuzhisihuodecoudaotaerbian，yadishengyin，jijidao：“guzong，bangbangmangyangexi！wozhidaonikeyide！”
guyehengcongchifenglijichulianggezi：“songshou。”
sichadalegehanjin，quemeisongshou：“laogong，nileihuaileba？zenmelianseneimecha？neiwomenhuijiaba？”
yuba，zhijielazhelianselengyingdeguyehengzouxiangmenkou。
sijiaojiaokanzheliangrenpangruowurendexiuenai，hendezuanjinlequan。
chuanwenguyehengbujinxia，haibaolichengxing，bunanvrendangrenkan，kemeixiangdaoguyehengjuranzheimechongnvren！
zhenshibaibaibianyilesichaneige**！
fensimenkanjianguyehengneixiuluobandelianse，naliyoudanzizulan，zijuerangkaiyitiaodao。
sijiaojiaobiaoqingwubijiangyingdezhanzaiyuandi，yanshenyuandu。
sichachelechechun，hurandunzhujiaobu，zaifensimenkanbudaodesijiao，xiaoshengduisijiaojiaoshuodao：“sijiaojiao，xiexienisongwodelaogong。tawenroutitieshuaiqiduojin，haineimechongwo，jianzhiwanmeizhiji。”
这个嚣张的小**！
sijiaojiaodebiaoqinggengjianankan，yaozheyashanglebaomuche，suijibotonglesiwendedianhua。
“ba，nikuaiguolai，jiejietazaiwairenmianqianrangwonankan，wosilesuanle，wuwuwu~~”
......
lingyitou，guyehengdelianseyijingyinchendenengqiachushui。
tuolifensimendeshixian，tagangyaodongnu，nvrenquefenwaizijuedesongkaishou，tuidelaoyuan。
“guxiansheng！shichuyouyin，wobushiguyide！”
“woyaoshizaiwaimianluolemianzi，bierenyehuizhiyinibushi......wobaozhengjueduimeixiaci！”
ganggangyikouyigelaogong，zhuantoujiuchengleguxiansheng？
guyehengqixiaole，gangxiangkaikou，yidaochanmeideshengyinquehuranxiangqi。
“chacha，gushao，nimenzenmezaizhei，woyizhizaizhaonimenni。”
sichahuyihuitou，shenhouzhengshijielesijiaojiaodianhua，congcongganlaidesiwen。
tajinganmangan，suoxingganggangsijiaojiaodefensilaidegouduo，caizaizheilidudaosichaheguyeheng。
“chacha，jintianshinimeimeixinzhuanjifabuderizi，jialijitazhunbeileqinggongyan，buzhigushaoshifounengshangliancanjia？”
qinggongyan？sijiaojiaogangchulechou，paolaiyaoqingtamen，youxiangzuoshenmeyao？
guyehenglengxiaoyisheng：“zheilian，wohaishibushangdehao。”
tayuqipingdan，shenshangdeqishiqueyichanglingli，ziguziwozhemangzhangzhuanshen。
yipangdenghoudesijijianzhuang，ganmangjiangnanrenfushangleche。
siwendelianseshuadibaile，tayemeixiangdaodangniancanfeiwunengdeguyeheng，nengzaiduanduanjinianchengweifchengzhishouzhetianderenwu。
xianzaizheifutaidu，nanbuchengshizhidaolesichazhishijiaojiaobuyuanyijiagexiazi，caibeiyonglaitangsaitadeqizi？
sichakanjiannanrendecheyangzhangerqu，xinliyedaqilegu，zhidegenzhesiwendechehuilejia。
gangxiache，siwenjiumengranbianlian，mengdiyizhuaisichadegebo，xianxierangtashuaidaozaidi。
“meiguijudedongxi！mingzhidaojintianshinimeimeidehaorizi，quezaijizhemianqianqiangfengtou，haihaidenimeimeichuchou，niandeshenmexin！”
siwenbiaoqingzhengningdenushizheta，yanshenlengderangsichajuedemosheng。
“xianzaisuoyourendouzaixiaohuata，nimanyile！”
“nijidumeimeibiniyouxiu，jiujinxiangzheixiewaimenxiedaodedongxidayata！”
sichatingzheneixiedaogeyibandehua，xiangfanbo，houtouqueyouxiegengyan。
tadefuqinzishizhizhongdoumeiyoubianguo！
congxiaodaoda，tachilesijiaojiaoduoshaokui，fuqinconglaidoumeiyouweitashuoguoyijuhua。
shenzhiyinweisijiaojiaobuxiangjiajiguyeheng，erbipotajiaguoqu。
qianshijinsheng，tadoubucengdedaoguofuqindeyidingdianwennuan！
sichapingfuxinzhongdesuanchu，jiannankaikou：“dangchushinimenbiwojiajiguyehengde，xianzaiwobuguoshigongkaizheiduanhunyin，zenmejiuchenglewaimenxiedaole？”
“doushisijiadenver，weishenmewojiuyaolunweitadegongju？”
“你还敢顶嘴了！”
siwenbeitazheifanhuadudeyishiyusai，biaoqingshunjiannuji，yangshouhenhenyierguangshuaizaitalianshang。
“nisuanshenmedongxi，nizhibuguoshige**peishengde......”
“laogong！nixiashuoshenme！”
yidaojiaojideshengyinchuanlai，sifurenjicongcongshangqianlazhusiwen，biaoqinghenyouxiebuzizai。
“chacha，nibataqihutule，kuaiqilai，zanmenchifanba，neimeduorenkanzheni。”
tachongzhesiwenshilegeyanse，chongzhesichajichuyigeyouxiejiangyingdexiaolian：“yihuihaiyoukerenyaolai，bierangrenkanlexiaohua。”
她只不过是什么？
sichawuzhelian，yanshenlengmodekanzhezijidefumu，xinyijinglengdaolegudi，kepadehuaiyizaixindifengzhang。
“wozhendeshinimenqinshengdema？”