第1章
banlunluorifuzaishantou，yaqingsechuiyanzaicunzhuanggechuniaoniaoshengqi。jigenongrenkangzhehouzhongdenongjucongtianpanzouhuilai，luguocundongtoudarongshu，doubuyueertongdetingxiabuziceqileerduo。
rongshuxia，yiqunchulaidaizijiazaizihuiquchifandeshenzimen，zhengjuzaiyiqibagua。
“neihejiadayatou，zhentouhele？”
“zheidouhaojitianqiandeshierle，nicaitingshuo？”
“wozheibushimangma？jintiancaixiaode，nikuaijiwoshuoshuodaodizenmeyihuishi？”
“aiyo，haibushiyangdawangzaodenie？zheigounanrenguaizoulesunshi，youbuxiangyaohejianeilianghaizi，xiangzhefazibarenhaizinongzouni！qianxieriziyangdawangxiangbaheyatoumaidaowandizhujiaqu，jieguozheiyatouxinxinggao，yiqizhixiatouhezijinle。”
“dui，buguohaozaitoushitouledanmeisicheng，zhishi......”
“只是什么？”
furenyadishengyin：“tingshuozheiheyatou，jiuhuilaihounaozibudaduile。gangxinglaishihaiwenrujinshihenianyue，shuoshenmexingjishenmelianmengde，aiyoufanzhengtingbudong！”
qitarenzashe：“naozihuaile，kezenmejiadechuqu？haiburujiwandizhujiazuoqieni！tiantianchuanjindaiyin，bubiwomenzheixietulibaoshideqiang？”
“nishuodeqingqiao，dadizhujianengyaoyigeshaxifuer？”
“xu，kuaibieshuole，zhengzhuerlaile......”
zhongrenjinlesheng，naodaicouzaiyiqi，jimeinongyandekanxiangbuyuanchu。
lidarongshubuyuandedifang，yigechuanzhecubuyishangdeyatouzhenglinzheyidatongshuizoulai。
yatounianlingbuda，kanzheyejiujiangjiang15suimoyang。
xiaolianbaibaijingjing，wuguanjingzhipiaoliang，duankanzheizhanglian，jiubudaxiangcunzilidenongjiaguniang。
tashenshangneiyishangsuirankanzheganjing，dandamanlebuding，yansegengshixidefabai，yikanjiushichuanlehenjiu。
neitousuandeshangwuheimaomidezhangfa，quanbubeishuzainaohou，zhalegezaijiandanbuguodemawei。
toushangbieshuodaijuanhuale，jiulianzhatoufaneigenshengzi，doushisuibianyigenbutiaosixialaide。
真是顶顶的寒酸！
danbiedebushuo，hejiayatouzheifandaban，kanzhehaitingqingshuangliluo。
dashenmenlongzhexiuzipaipaizhan，xiaoyanjingtoutoupiaoxianghexiao，hexiaolinzheshuitongmubuxieshidecongtamenshenqianzouguo。
daoleshimiyuandenongjiaxiaoyuanwai，gangtuikaidamen，yigezhongwujiuchaozhetanaodaifeiguolai。
hexiaoshenshouminjiededuoguo，ranhoutaitoukanxiangyuannei。
yuanzilizhanzheyigeyutaniansuixiangchabuduodeguniang，zhishizheiguniangmianxiangyuanrun，chuanzheyexinying。
zheishiyangjiazhengerbajingdeguniang，yanglichun，yeshitadejimei。
yanglichunyihandekanleyanhexiaojiaodidesaoba，piezuidao：“zenmejiumeizasinini？”
hexiaomiyan，linzheshuitongdeshouzhidongledong。
yanglichunyouchazheyaotiaoxin：“qiaonineiyifusirenliandeyangzi，rangnidatongshuidounengdazheimejiu？haixiangtouhea？neiniqutoua，youbenshizheicijiusigeganganjingjing，zaiyebiehuiwoyangjia。”
hexiaominchunmeishuohua，tahuitoukanleyanbuyuanchutantoutannaodebaguafunv，dasuanxianguanshangmen。
sheizhitaganggangceshen，yanglichunyousuishourengyibafutouguolai。
hexiaozhuanshenduoguo，kanxiangyanglichundeyanshendailebushan。
yanglichunbaobeixiaozhangdao：“kanshenmekan？xiangdawo？”
hexiaodingtabanshang，qiaoranwanchun，shengyinpingjingzhongdaizhelengyi：“gongxini，daduile。”
huayingangluo，tadanshoulinqishuitong，ranhou“hua”deyishengpolechuqu。
“......”
yidatongshuicongtoushangpoxia，yanglichunzhijiebeijiaomeng。
waimianbaguadenvrenmendunshiqieqiesiyuqilai，hexiaofangxiashuitong，zhuanshenguanshangdamen，basuoyoukuitanshixiangejuezaiwai。
zaizhuanhuishen，takandaoluotangjisideyanglichun，zhengzaiwanfengqingfuxiasesefadou。
touxinliangdeganjue，rangyanglichunrenbuzhudalegehanzhan。
hexiaowanxiu，zoudaoyanglichunshenbianzhanding，mantiaosilidao：“naoziqingxinglema？”
yanglichunehenhendedingzhehexiao，jianhexiaomiandaichaonong，henbudechitarouhetaxue：“hexiao！nijiwoqusi！！”
“wohaoburongyizaihuoyici，weishenmeyaoqusi？”
hexiaobashuitongtikai，shuangbeihuanbao，jugaolinxiadekanzheyanglichun：“haishiniyiwei，nikeyituiwoyici，jiunengtuiwoxiashuidierci？”
tingdaozheihua，yanglichunyanzhongshanguoyisihuangzhang，zhishipianke，tayoupingjingxialai。
“nizaishuoshenme？wotingbudong。”
hexiaochuixiamouzi，yuqidandan：“yeshi，niyizisepingpingnaoziyudunderen，nengtingdongrenhua？”
yanglichun：“......hexiao！！！”
hexiaolandezaidalita，ziguzidejinlechufang。
tasaoshileyiquanchufanglidedongxi，youkanxiangyuanzhonghaizhanzhuangdeyanglichun：“zuofan！”
yanglichunhuiguoshen，bukezhixindao：“nirangwozuofan？”
hexiaozhanzaichufangnei，shenxingsuiranshouxuedanquegewaitingba，tajingjingdekanzheyanglichun，yuqiburongzhiyi：“zuofanpichai，nixuanyige！”
yanglichunjuedeyiguyalipumianerlai，zhishixiguanleyapozhihuibierendeta，haishiqiangchengzheqishidashengdao：“woyigedoubuxuan！”
“e。”hexiaozhuanguoshen，shoushenxianglezaotai。
yanglichunhaiyiweihexiaozhongyukanqingxingshi，budasuanhetazuoduile，meixiangdaoxiayimiao，yibadaizhehanguangdedongxicongtalianpangfeiguo，ranhouchadaoleshenhoudenituli。
yanglichundejiaodunshibeidingzaiyuandi。
tatingdaozijidexinzaipengpengtiao，yetingdaozijicuzhongdechuanxisheng。
nei......neidongxi，haoxianghetadelianlidehenjin，tashenzhidouganshoudaoleshangmiandeliangyi。
yanglichunxiaotuidazhandezhuanguoshen，yikanqingshishenmedongxihou，chadianbaizheyanyunguoqu。
菜刀！
竟然是菜刀！
hexiaojingrangannazhecaidaorengta！
yanglichunyoushihaipayoushijingnu，zhishibudaitashuoshenme，hexiaopingdanwubodeshengyinjiuyouchuanlai：“xuanma？”
yanglichunzhuantou，kandaohexiaoshoulizhengnazheyifutoubawan。
neifutouzhengshitazhiqianrengguohexiaodeneiba，yebuzhidaoshenmeshihoudaohexiaoshoulile。
yanglichunbuxiangzaiganshouyicibeiliqicaguolianjiadeneizhongkongju，likeshiqudeshuodao：“xuan，woxuanzuofan。”
weilebiaoshitabingbushihaipahexiao，houmianneijutahaiguyiyanggaoleshengdiao。
hexiaotiaotiaomei，hulveletaneidianerziyiweishidexiaozhang。
kanzheyanglichunjinwushaohuo，hexiaojiangcaidao**fanghuizaotaishang，linzhefutouquyuanlipichai。
furenhemutouxiangzhuangdeshengyinchuanbianzhenggeyuanzi，yeyishengyishengdejiashenzheyanglichundekongju。
yanglichunhuanghujuede，hexiaoneibushizaipichai，ershizaipita！
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