第1章 仙道聊天群(2263字)

“dinglingling,dinglingling!”

“xiandaobuxibankaikele!”

bailiangyejuzhewubaikuaideguochanshouji,zaimingwei“xiandaobuxiban”dequnliaozhongfachulejitiaoxinxi。

dunshi,yigegepingshiqianshuihenshende‘xiuxianzhe’doukaishimaotoule。

longhuozhanshen:dijundaoren,niyejiaqunle?

dijundaoren:nizheimingziyetaixifanghuale,zheishixiuxian,bushixiushangdi。

longhuozhanshen:dadihaixuanhuanhuani,nizenmebushuo?

mengmengdekeji:lingbaoni,shangcirangtajiwozhizaodedianfanbaohaimeiwancheng。

xiaoxiyitiaoyitiaobengchulai,bailiangyezaiqunlifaleyige“@quantichengyuan,dajiadoujingyixia,qitianyicidebuxiban,xianzaikaishi,jintianjiangdeshixiandaidoushilingliweiruo,ruhegenghaodexiuxing。”

顿时群里炸开了锅。

lingzhixianren:zheiyenengjiejue?

lingbao:kao,qunzhushizhendedaluoshenxianma?

qingyedadi(qunzhu):yunyongteshudezhenfaxishoujinshuzhizhongdeteshuliliang,keyizhuanhuachenglingli,jutizhenfawodenghuiershangchuan,nimenjidexiazai。

qingyedadi(qunzhu):laoyangzi,anzhaozheigeshipin,wohuijieshaozheizhongzhenfadezhuyishixiang。

jinjiezhe,yigeshipinshangchuan,geweiqunyoudoukandaoleshipinzhongmanglaimangqudeheiyiren。

zhaolinger:meicikandaoqingyedadi,douganjuetayidinghenshuai。

woshimaoxian:dadiyidingshishuaidaotianbengdilieneizhong。

jiexialaibailiangyehuafeilesangexiaoshijitamenjieshaolezheizhenfa,caijieshuleshouke。

qingyedadi(qunzhu):zheizhoudekechengjieshu,laoguiju,dajiagenjuxuyaoxiazaizhenfayoujilingshiyaocaidedidianweilingxishenganhuaqu,wotudizainei,youxuyaodekeyilapengyoujinqun。

woshimaoxian:yi?tudi?jiuneigeqingwomenjiaqundema?

lingbao:dadizhenshiwusuobuneng。

jiutianxuannv:dadidadi,woyaojinishenghaizi。

guanshangshouji,bailiangyecongyipangxiangzizhongquchujikuailingshiheyizhangqingsehufu。

“jibolaoyezikanbing,xuyaohaofeilingshile。”

bailiangyeyifuxintongdeyangzi,buguosuihoutabianshijiangchuxianzaishouzhongdebaowushoudaoleyigejiweiguizhongdexiekuabaonei。

“erqiezheilingyufuyongyicishaoyici。”

“dengzhujile,jiuhaole。”

xiulianlebannianduodetacailianqiwuceng,lingqihaibuduanchongshuazheitadeshenti。

shoushileyixia,qiaosuilingshi,tazouchu40duopingmideyidongfangzi,bailiangyemailesankuaiqiandebaozi,chulezuhegongyu。

bailiangye,huaidoudaxuedaerxuesheng,huijiajizudeshihouhunmileshutian,zhengkaiyanhounaohaizhongchuxianleyibenjinsegushu,shenbianyougepojiudexiaodaizi。

jinsegushushangzhizhangdiyiyezhiyoulianggedazi《yidao》。

shijianwanwu,suoyoudedongxidoukeyiyi!meiyouxiuwei,meiyouqian,doukeyiyi!

zhihoufankaideyiyeneiyougezhonggeyangdemianfeigongfa,zhenfaheyinanzazhengdejiejuefangfa。

tahaofeilehaojitiancaijieshoulezheigeshijieshangzhendeyouxiuxianzhedeshishi,yinweidieryezhizhangshang,jizaileshuzhibujindedanyaolianzhifangfa。

zuzudenglebannian,meiyourenlaixunwenta,tacaishikaishidongneixiaodaizilimiandedongxi,genjujinsegushu,tayeshizhidaolexiaodaizilimianzhuangdeshidanyao,lingshihefuzhuan。

lianzhidanyao,xuyaocailiao,tabianfanggechudaoguandongfusongneihuangpidaizilimiandedanyao,ladaolesansishigesuoweide‘xiuxianzhe’。

weilehuodelingshihecailiao,bailiangyeyi‘qingyedadi’shenfenchuandaoyijingbannianduole。

jibolaoyezizhibing,yeshiweilezhengxielinghuaqiantianbaoduzi,bijingyidaohaochengzhiyaoyoulingqimeiyouzhibuhaodebing!

bailiangyedalegeche,zhibenhuaidouzuigaodangxiaoqu‘fenghuangzhuangyuan’erqu。

fenghuangzhuangyuanyeshifensanliujiudengde,yuewangliyuexiangzhengzhediweigao,ercikezaihexinquyuneideyichuzhuangyuannei。

“ba,nideneigeyishengkaopuma?”yigesishiduosuidezhongnianrenyouxinchongchongdekanzhetangzailunyishangdelaoren。

“fangxin,hahaha,shangcitajiwozhiguozhihou,woyijingnenggouxiachuangle,zheihaibugoumingxianma?”

“tingninshuotanianlinghenxiao。”boningkanzheboqingsonglaoyezi,laguoyipangershisiwudeqingnian,“yaoburanganyoujinikankan?talaizishengyitang,shifuxueguzhongyidouwuliushinianle。”

“erqietajinipeideneichashui,hezhebuyetinghaodema。”

“buxing,sheidoubuxing。”shuozheboqingsongjielegedianhua,zuijiaodoushixiaokailehua,“xiaoning,niqujieyixiata,daolouxiale。”

“haode,ba。”boningzhidewunaidekanleyiyanpangbiandelianyou。

zoudaolouxia,bailiangyekandaoleneiyulaoyeziyoujifenxiangsidezhongnianren,zouleshangqu,“boningshushu?”

“nishi……bailiangye?”boningmiqiyan,zheiyetainianqingleba,youmeiyouershisui?

“duide,bolaoyezirangwojitazhixiabing。”

“ninengbunengxing,batadoubeinimichengshenmeyangzile,ruguobeiwofaxianniyouwenti,yidingburangnihaoguo。”

“shangqukankanba。”bailiangyejinlejinxiekuabao。

boningkanletayiyan,buganweinilaoyezideyisi,daizhebailiangyeshanglelou。

jiandaobolaoyezi,bailiangyeliansedoushibianle,kuaibudexiangqianzouqu,“laoyezi,shisheijinihele‘haihuacao’peidecha?”

“ng?shizheilianyouxiaoyouzaoshangpeide,wohezhehaitingbucuo。”tangzaiyizishangshaitaiyangdebolaoyezikanleyiyanpangbiandelianyou,luchuxiaoyi。

lianyouyeshiyifushouchongruojingdeyangzi。

“laoyezi,nixianzaishibushiganjueqixuehuodongwangsheng,yewanshuimianyehao,ganshenmedouyoujing?”bailiangyejiaojidexunwen。

“yi,nizenmezhidao,zhengshi,wodouganjueraowojishiniandetoutengbinghaole。”

bolaoyezigengkaixin,douzaixiangzheyaojiliangweiyishengshenmehaochule。

“bolaoyezi,nibunengzaiheneichashuile,lingwaizhiliaoyaocongtoukaishi,yitiandoubunengduan。”

bailiangyejiweiyansudekaikou,zoudaobailaoyezishenhou,quchuyikuaimuzhidadelingshiwozaishouli,niezhelaoyezidejianbang。

“ng?”laoyeziyihuodekanzhebailiangye,yipangdeboning,yizhiweicengkaikoudebojiaqianjinxiaojieyedoumianlubujie。

“weishenmebunenghe,nigeyongyi,nengzhihaobingjiushihaofangzi!”yipangdelianyounuchi。

“heng,haihuacaoweishenmejiaohaihuacao,shiyinweizheicaoyouhaiyangdeyisi,jisirenhede!”

“ruguohuorenhele,jiushihuiguangfanzhao!”bailiangyekongzhiyisilingqijinrubolaoyezishentinei。

“heng,yipaihuyan,woshifuzhidianwojibolaoyezikaidefangzi,niyigeershisuidoubudaodemaotouxiaoziyedong?”lianyouyifukan**deyangzikanzhebailiangye。

“huodezaijiu,buxuexi,yejiushigefeiwueryi。”bailiangyekanxiangboning,“mafanboningshu,nikankanlaoyezituishangshibushiyouheisebandian。”

tingdaozheixiehua,boningliansezaodoubianle,talikeguoqukanlebolaoyezidexiaotui,guoranshifaxianyigegexiaobandianchuxian,jiweikepa。

“zaihexiaqu,laoyezibingshizhihaole,keyehuobuleduojiule。”

tingdaozheijuhua,boningzaiyerenbuzhule,shaqitengtengdekanzhelianyou,“shisheipainilaide?”