第二章男人这脑回路
shangyishiwotaiailinrubao，taishunzhewoba，taixiangxinguimi，dangmeiyouzheihuishiyiyang，jixudanglinrubaoshirujichu。
kelinrubaodezhiliutingshitaqinmahou，diyishijianjuranshijuedewoduoyu，
weilenadaowogongsideguquan，nawoqinshengnverdesiyin**wo，xianrangwofeng，ranhoujiwoxiayaozairangwosi。
zuihouhetayouxueyuanguanxidema，xingfudeshenghuozailewojia。
wogenlaoyingzhuaxiaojiyiyang，kuaizhunhenzhuazheyaoankejiuwangwaizou。
linrubaorangwoshengqi，liutingrangwoshengqi，kezuirangwoshengqide，shiyaoankezheigewangbadan。
zhidaoliutingyaolimaohuantaizideta，meiyouzuzhideyuanyinjingranshiwodeqinshengnvermeiyoulinrubaopifubai。
chuleyiyuan，wojiangyaoankedeliannaodemanlianhua，
「worangnixian，rangnixian。」
benlaijiuheideyaoankezheixiagengheile，wonachusuishenxiedaidexiaojingzijudaoyaoankeyanqian，
「kanqingchu，nizijitemejiushigeheihuo。」
yaoankeaimianzi，yiyuanmenkourenlairenwang，tazuoweinanren，buhaoyisidanvren，
ketongshitachoumei，zirenweihenshuaidelianbeiwohuohuodexianghuamao，yiqi，jiuxiangdongshoudawo，
「nidawoyigeshishi，wokannishibeirenyaozong，yaozongdejiaopiaole，wangjizijishenmeshenfenle，a，linyaoanke。」
yaoankeyizhishoutingzaibankongzhong，yizhishouwuzhezui，tazhendewangjile，
wobashiyijiajiejugongsidelaozong，tahewomazhiyouwozheiyigenver，
tamenxiwangwobiyehou，huiqujieguangongsi，kewoduijiejubuganxingqu，duiqicheganxingqu。
wobashentibuhao，jizhetuixialai，liaoyang，yushiwozhaolegeshangmennvxu，yejiushiyaoanke，
rangtalaidanggongsifaren，mianshangjieguanqiye，erwojinleyijiacheqi。
woxuanyaoankeyibufenshiyinwei，tayougongzuonengli，yibufenyuanyinzeshitahuishuahou，nengdouwokaixin，tigongdeqingxujiazhimanman。
zhishihoulai，youlenver，woxinsidouzainvershenshang，beidiaomandenvermolewoyuanbenjianruidelengjiao，
eryaoankeyinweibeirenbajie，beirenchuipeng，zhanglexingzi，zaijiashanglinrubaogenghuzheyaoanke，suoyiyaoankeduiwoyuefaxiaozhang，woyeweilelinrubaobugentajijiao。
xiangqilaideyaoankelimaxipixiaolian，
「laoponaodehao，laoponaodemiao，laopohaixiangnaona，wosongguolaijininao。」
我白了他一眼，
「nverzenmehuanzoude，zenmejiwohuanhuilai，buranwozheigejiatingzhufu，rangnixiagang。」
「老婆，」
yaoankeguizaidishangjuqisangenshouzhitou，
「woxiangnifashi，wojueduimeiyouzuoduibuqinideshi，rubaozheishi，yaobujiushiyiyuanjianchacuowu，yaobujiushishengtadeshihou，yiyuanbaocuole。」
「zhaobuhuilaishiba，neinijiuxiagangba，genwoqugongsi，banshouxu，」
wozhidaotazhaobuhuilai，wodeqinshengnvergangchuyuezijiusile，
yinweiliutingpopodeyiju，
「zheihaizigenwoerzibuxiang。」
liutingjiuhuohuojiangtajimensile，liutingduizhequkantadewo，kudeshangqibujiexiaqi，
xianzaikanlai，neishieyudeyanlei。
yaoankesihuobuqilai，yizhizhongfu，
「laopo，wozhendefashi，wozhendemeiyouzuoduibuqinideshi。」
zhiyouchuguicaishiduibuqideshima，nanrenzheinaohuilu。
yaoankexiaoshilejitian，jitianzhihouhetayiqichuxiande，youwodebama，gongpo，
haiyouzuichunfanbai，shouchanbengdaidelinrubaoheliuting。