第1章

五一假期。

beijingjingteditiqiansantianmailepiaohuijia。

gaotiezhanyijiuhenyongji,linzhexinglidechengkelailaiwangwang。

zizhengqiangyuandeguangbohecaocaozazadejiaotanshengjiaozhizaiyiqi,hunluanqueyoumubiaomingque。

beijingjinglinzhefensedexiaoxinglixiangchuanguoxixirangrangderenqun,zhongyushunlijianpiaochuzhan。

“闺女,这儿~”

beijingjinggangshouhaoshenfenzheng,taitoujiukandaolaobachaozijihuishou。

“老爸~”

beijingjingxinxidexiaopaoguoqu,jilelaobayigedadadeyongbao。

beitianmingquxianverdeshubaokuazaizijijianshang,youjieguoxinglixiang:“zuocheleileba?”

beijingjingwanzhelaobadegebo,funvliangwangtingchechangzou。

“haihao,yigexiaoshichechengyebuzhang,jiushirentaiduo,kuaijiwojichengroubingle。”

“wodoutiqiansantianhuilaile,renhaishineimeduo。”

beitianmingxintengdemolemonverdenaodai:“xinkuxinku,gankuaihuijia,nimazuoleyizhuozicaidengnini,doushiniaichide。”

“好勒~”

beijingjingtingdaohaochideliangyanfangguang,ganchedepibeigandunranxiaoshi。

banxiaoshidechechengjiudaolejia。

beijingjingzaixuanguanhuanxiedeshihoutingdaolaomazaiketingdadianhuadeshengyin。

“erjienifangxin,zheishierjiujiaojiwo,caidanwanshangwojiufajini,youshenmewentidaoshihouzaihuan。”

“meishimeishi,nizheihuajiukeqile,douzijiren,youshenmemafanbumafande。”

“haohaohao,nifangxin,baoxiangkendingjiniliuchulai。”

“neijiuzheimeshuo,baibai。”

beijingjingdengdianhuadawancaizuoguoqujilelaomayigeyongbao:“ma,eryidedianhuaa。”

xuyingmeifangxiashouji,kaixindewozhenverdeshou:“shia,shuosanshihaowanshangyaoqingrenchifan,zhaowodingbaoxiangni。”

beijingjinglerandediantou,meizaiduoshuo。

ganggangdadianhuadebushitaqineryi,shiqianjiaderen,duonianqiantongguotagugurendeyimenganqin。

jijiameinianlaiwang,yejiuzheimeyizhihanzhele。

“eleba,fanyijingzuohaole,kuaiquxishouguolaichifan。”xuyingmeichongnidemolemonverdelian。

“hao。”beijingjingfeikuaideqishenquleweishengjian。

fanzhuoshangzhunbeidedoushibeijingjingaichidecai。

xuyingmeizijidaobujizhechi,yizhizaijinverjiacaishengtang。

“duochidian,haishiguonianquxuexiaode,zenmemeihuiyilijiajiushou。”

beijingjingyaolekoujichi:“nayouneimekuazhang,wozuowanshanghaichengtizhongle,genguoniandeshihouyiyang。”

xuyingmeitanlekouqi:“neizaiwaimianchideyekendingburujiali,zheicifangjiahuilaijinihaohaobubu。”

beijingjinglehehedeyingxia,jixuzhuanxindeganfan。

chiguofan,xuyingmeibawankuaishoushidaochufang,dengxiawuzhongdiangongguolaixi。

tamenfuqiliangpingshidouzaifandianmang,daijialideshijianshao,jiawuhuodoushizhongdiangonggan。

jintianyeshiyinweibeijingjingfangjia,xuyingmeizheicaitedihuijialaizuofanjinverchi。

beijingjingjintianweilegancheqidehenzao,chiguofanxilegezaojiushanglouhuifangjianmeimeideshuilegewujue。

wanfanshibeitianmingcongfandiandaihuilaijitachide。

xishuwan,beijingjingcongweishengjianchulaikandaoxuyingmeizuozaiketingnabixieshenmedongxi,haoqidecouguoqu。

“ma,ganmani?zheimewanlehaibuxiuxi。”

xuyingmeinazhebitaitoukanletayiyan:“zaiduicaidanni,eryihuanleliangdao,youjialejidaoxincai。”

beijingjingbolegeputaofangzuili,shixianbujingyijiansaoleyanbenzishangmimimamadecaiming。

diaokanleyiju:“zhenlongzhong。”

xuyingmeixiaolexiao:“eryishuozheiciqingkededuixiangshigebudelededarenwu,zhiwuhengao,shoudoulaide,pianaibeifangcai,suoyiduojialejige。”

“tedigenwoqiangdiaolehaojibian,shuoshiqianyeyecengjingzaibuduilaolingdaodejiaren,shenfenhenbuyiban。”

beijingjingbolegeputaoweixuyingmei,bingbushihenzaiyi:“tamenmeicichifandedoushidarenwu。”

“neidangranle,eryifubijingshi**danweide,renshiyixierenyehenzhengchang。”

beijingjingminleminchun,meizaishuohua。

qianjiaxiongdizimeiduo,wulunshangyibeihaishixiaoyibeidejibenshangdoushiyouzhengshigongzuode。

**danwei、yiyuan、yinxingdouyou。

diweizuigaodejiushiqianerjiedelaogongle,shigefuchujiganbu。

qiyudesuishuomeineimegaodezhiwei,queyeshitongyimaide,chabulenaerqu。

zhiyulaobeijiani,muqianweizhiyejiuchulebeijingjinghetatangjielianggedaxuesheng。

beijingjingdefuqinhedabobeitianshengsuishuoxianzaiyebuqueqian,danyedoushibaishouqijia,zhuandeshixinkuqian。

beitianmingxiongdiliangdoushikenchikunailaode。

bulunshenmehuo,doumaozulejingzuanying,zhuanxialerujindejiadang。

beitianmingcongyikaishideyidongzaocanpudaoxianzaikaichengledafandian。

beitianshengzuoliangyoujiushuimaimai,yesuanshiyouxiemingqi。

anzhaoguanli,qianbeixiangchahendadezheiliangzhongjiatingbuyinggaiyouguanlian。

erbaliangjialianzaiyiqideniudaijiushibeijingjingdegugubeifangxia。

beifangxiameidushuleyihoucengzaiqianjiazuoguoyiduanshijiandehuo,bangmangzhaoguqianjiadajiedenver。

tazuoshililuo,daihaiziyoushifenxixinrenzhen,zheiyiganjiushihaojinian。

houlaimanmandeguanxiyejiukaishizoudongqilai。

beijingjingdaojiadiertianshuidaoziranxinghoujiuqulehaoguimikaidekafeiting。

“da**,kafeidiaohaole,tezhikuan,changchangba。”

sufantaobakafeifangdaobeijingjingmianqian,shunshizuozaitashenbian,shuangshouchengzhexiaba,manlianqidaizhebeijingjingdepingjia。

beijingjingduanqikafeichangleyikou,keyibishangyanjingyaotouhuangnaodehuiweiyifan。

ranhouchaotashuqidamuzhi:“henhaohe,jiyuebujian,sulaobanshouyijianzhanga。”

sufantaoyilianzihao:“neidangran,wokeshidiaokafeidezishenwanjia。”

beijingjingshunzhetadehua:“shishishi,sheibuzhidao,sulaobancongchuzhongjiukaishiyanjiukafeizhidaole。”

sufantaotiaoletiaomei:“xingle,biezaiquxiaowole,shuoshuoniba,gongzuodingxialaile,quedingliuzainanshi?”

beijingjingyouheleliangkoukafeihoufangxiabeizi:“chabuduoba,zheishishoudaodeofferlizuihaodeyigele。”

sufantaodiandiantou:“yebucuo,bijingshishangshigongsi,youshiguoqi,fazhanqianjinghaishihenhaode。”

shuowanyouyouxieyihan:“zhibuguozanlianghaidegennidaxueshihouyiyang,bunengzaiyigechengshile。”

sufantaobibeijingjingdaliangsui。

liangrencongxiaoyikuaizhangda,guanxishifentie。

sufantaocongchuzhongjiulizhixiangkaijiakafeitingdanglaobanniang。

daxuezaibendishangde,biyehoufumuchuqian,zhijieyongjialidedianmianjitakailejiakafeiting。

shengyibucuo,xiaoriziyesuanshiguodeyouziyouwei。

beijingjingtingchuhaoguimidebushe,yibalanzhutadejianbang。

“lideyoubuyuan,youmenyicaijiudaole,zaishuole,guonianguojiewohaihuilaini。”

“shizaibuxing,nikaichequzhaowoyexinga。”

sufantaoxiangxiangyeshi:“nishuodeyeyouli,fangzizhaohaolemei?banjiagenwoshuo,wokaicheguoqubangni。”

beijingjingganendaidedetiezhetadelian:“xiexiewodabao,ainiyo。”

“咦~肉麻。”

sufantaozuishangxianqi,lianshangquexiaorongbuzhi。

**妹俩笑成一团。