第1章
shishangzenmehuiyouzheime**denanren？！
pituizhaletaguimixiewanqiao，jingranhaiganjixiewanqiaofatahexiaosanzaijiudiandeshipin，jianzhisangxinbingkuang！
jiangxinmuwojinshouji，touguomenfeng，chaobaoxianglimiankanqu，zhiyiyan，tadetongkongzhong，jiuzhuangruleyizhangdiandaozhongshengdedingjishenyan。
nanrenyishenhei，heisechenshanzuishangmiandeliangkekouzi，suiyichangkai，tashuangtuiyouyajiaodie，xianzhangdezhijian，sanmandihuangdongzhehongjiubei，danghongchunchudaobeiyanshangshi，bansuizhetunyandedongzuo，tadehoujie，shangxiahuadong，mingmingmiemiedeguang，chendetayufadelengyuerweixian。
juxiewanqiaodemiaoshu，neizhanandepixiang，daonadoushihelijiqundeshuizhun，benlaijiangxinmuhaibuxin，danshiqinyanjiandao，tabudebuchengren，haizhentingshuaide！
danzhangdeshuaiyouzenyang？haibushigepituidesizhanan！
jiangxinmuhenyaoyaqiechidijiangnanrendezhaopian，paixialaijiduozaitashenhoudexiewanqiaokan：“chuxi！shigelianeryi，bayinxingyanjingdoukuchulaile！ganjinkankanshibushita！”
xiewanqiaodingzheyishuangzhongqidehetaoyan，yikanqingxiangpianshangdenanren，zhoumashengjiurujiguangqiangyibantututudihonglechulai：“jiushita！zheigoudongxi，zuowancaihenvrenluanwan，jintianjiujingliwangshengdilaijiubalieyan，jianzhisangxinbingkuang！”
jiangxinmupaixiadezhaopianli，youlianggenanren，lianggenvren。
erhenmingxian，buguanshidishangguyiluchujingwodexiaobailian，haishishafabiandeneilianggedameinv，douyongyizhongreqingsihuodemuguang，liaobozhezhuzuoshangdenanren。
呵，还男女通吃。
jintianjiusongtacweichubin！
“buxing，wodengbulele，woshajinqudele！”xiewanqiaochongdongdexiangwanglichong。
quebeijiangxinmuyiyanzhizhi：“hebizanglezijideshou，**ziyoutianshou，dengzhe，nianzhaowofenfudezaimenkoukaigezhibo，jinwan，wojiurangneizhananhaohaochangchangzheishijianxiane！”
“ng！”xiewanqiaodiantoudaying，jidongdenachushouji，kailezhibo。
jiangxinmujiangshoujisaihuiheisebaobaohou，xiuzhangdeshouzhiduanzhezaojiuzhunbeihaodejiubei，tuikailebaoxiangmen，yaoyeshengzidezoulejinqu。
tabenjiuzisebufan，jintianweilezheichangbaofu，youteyihualegenongzhuang，dabanleyifan。
shigongfendeheisegaogenshang，neiyishuangzhangtui，xibairuou，gaoyaoheiseduanqunxia，suogouledeshentiquxian，sanzheyingbaideguangshu。
xianchang，jubeihuantandejieshiquanliheheyoumingdemingliuguizu。
dangjiangxinmuchuxiandeneiyike，wushushuangyanjing，douzhibaididaliangzheta。
zhuzuoshangdenanren，zhengdanshougouzhejiubei，zhenggerenxieqisanmandiyangtangzaishafashang，tadeyanshenzishizhizhongdoumeiyouluozaijiangxinmushenshang。
ketayueshicenlengguao，jiuyueshigourenduopo。
dangran，bubaokuojiangxinmu。
jiangxinmuzuijiaoqingfeng，tangerhuangzhidilveguolezhongrenmianqian，yongyizhongrangrengenbennanyikangjudehumeizitai，zhenggerendouzuozailehejiuxiaodedatuishang。
zheijingbaodechangmian，rangzhongrendouwangjilehuxi。
zheikeshihejiuxiao，shijingchengdingcengcaifahejiuxiaoa！
tashishei，zenmeganzheime**ladizuozaixiaoyedetuishang？zheishijizhelaitoutaidema？！
“shuaige，”jiangxinmuqingshengxiangqian，aimeideqixi，yingraozaitadeerce，taguyihalekoureqi，sangyinmeidenengqiachushuilai，“woguanchayiwanshangle，faxianzheimeduorenlimian，jiunizuihaokan，suoyiwojiniyicijihui，genwoqujiudianhaobuhao？”
众人倒吸一口冷气。
这女人疯了！
zheiyuqi、zheiqiangdiao，temedeshibahejiuxiaodangchengleyaziba？！