luyiningturanzhengkaiyanjing，zuoleqilai，zuili“hehe”dechuanzhecuqi，yanlidejingju，zaikanjiansizhoudehuanjingshi，shunjianbianchenglemangran，suijixiangshixiangdaoleshenme，yanjingyuelaiyueliang。
zuijiaodehuduliedeyuelaiyueda，zhengzhunbeihahadaxiaodeshihou，zhifachule“haa”desiyasheng。
lianseshunjianbiandenankanleqilai，xinlique【**，mama，woshuobulehuale。】
haiyoutabushisilema？zheishina？yanzhuzizhuandongdekanzhejiebaisedefangjian，yiyuanma？
turannaozhongyizhenzhangtong，yuanzhudejiyiyongxian，fankanwannaozhongdejiyi，tazhixiangpokoudama，xingjishidai？shizongdedie，leiyanfadadeniang，canfeidedage，rouruodexiaodi，zaijiashangzibideta。
ciketashibeiwuguzayundedaomeidan，zhengzaiyiyuanli。
queshishigedaomeidan，neimeyizajiumeile，xinglaideshi‘ta’moshilidenvfengzi。
啊！啊！啊！
zuzhouyanwangyeyongyuanqubudaolaopo，yongyuanshigedanshengou。
yuanshenshigezibizhenghuanzhe，anjingdeshihoujianzhishigexiaoguaiguai，fazuoqilai，nengbawuziquanjizage，nongdezijishenshangdaochushishang，dangranyehuishangbieren，buguozheizhongqingkuangshao，zhiyaobu**daotajiuxing。
buran，neijiuziqiuduofuba！
xiangzhexiangzhe，tadesixujiubuzhidaopiaodaonaliqule，zhiqianlingdongdeyanshenjiuxiangmenghuanbanyiyangbufucunzai。
yigeshijinglimoshidenvfengzi，yigeshixingjihuanyouzibizhengdeshaonv，liangzhexiangpeng，neijiugengjiafengkuangba！
“doushuole，bushiwo，sheijiaotashashade，zhanzaineibuzhidaoduokai。”
“jiejie，renjiashigeshazi，zenmeduokai？nishuodezheihuakezhenyouyisi，xixi。”
turanmenkouchuanlailiangshaonvdeduihuasheng，dangranzheixieduiyuluyininglaishuo，yiwusuozhi，tazhichenjinzaizijideshijieli。
“咔擦”
fangmenbeidakaideyishunjian，luyiningdeyanzhuzizhuandongleyixia。
liangrenzhanzaimenkou，kanzheshuangshouhuanximianxiangqiangbizuozhedeluyining，yandixianqideshenseyuefamingxian。
“nimenliangge，zaizheiliganshenme？haidewojianingninghaibugouma？”
zhengdangliangrenxiangshuoxieshenmedeshihou，shenhouchuanlaileyidaolengbingbingdeshengyin。
liangrenduishileyiyan，zaibiciyanzhongkandaole‘xinghao’，maye！zheishaxingshenmeshihoulaide。
zhuanguoshen，kanzhezuozailunyishangdenianqingnanzi，liangrendoubuganfangsi。
yanqianbuliangyuxingdejiaolushuyun，shiluyiningdeqinqindage，zouzaiyipangdeshitaqinqinxiaodilushuyu。
zhanzaimenkoudeliangren，jiushizhenjiaqianjin，dafangdeluyiqiu（erfangzhangda），erfangsishengnvlujingrou（dafangzhangda）。
“书昀哥”
“书昀哥”
liangrengangadejiaozhe，tamenyagenjiubuxianglai，yaobushiyeyexialemingling，sheixianglaikanneigeshazi。
lujingrouxiaozheshuo：“wojiushilaikankanyiningmeimei，gentadaogeqian，zhenmeibiedeyisi。”
luqiuyikanzhe，qiangtaxianyibushuohuadelujingrou，renbuzhuchaozhetahengleyishengdao：“woyeshi，teyilaigenyiningmeimeidaoqiande，duibuqi，zhenbushiguyizashangtade。”
luyiningsuiranzhenggerenchenjinzaizijideshijieli，ruguoyourenzhuyidehua，jiuhuifaxiantadeerduobutingdedongzhe。
duiyuwushangluyiningzheijianshi，tamenliangrenhaizhenbushiguyide，yexushimeiyouliyichongtuba！tamenliangduiyuluyiningconglaidoushiwushide。
yaoshuozhendezhijieqifu，shibuganyeshipa，sheijiaorenjiayougechongmeidageni！
jidexiaoshihoupangxi，yougeshouchongdexiaonanhai，qifuluyining，daozhitafabing，lushuyunbarenjiadade，jinyiyuantanglexiaobangeyue。
congneiyihouzaiyemeirenganzaimingmianshangqifutale，paiji、lengbaolishade，tayebudong。
luyiningcikezhengyiduzihuoni！nulihushizhenaohaizhongneigexiangchenjindesixu，yanzhuzijianjiandezhuandongzhe。
【bushiguyide，bushiguyide，rendoumeile；nitalaolaode，buzoutamenliangyidun，youfutanvfengzideminghao。】
luyiningcishi，lianshangyouduopingjing，neixinmadejiuyouduolihai。
lushuyunmianwubiaoqing，yanmouyinchendedingzheliangrenqiaoleyihui，shuodao：“gunba！yihoudoubuyaozaichuxianzainingningmianqian。”
luqiuyibugaoxingdepiezhezui，dunangzheshuodao：“shuyunge，‘gun’shenmedeyetainantingleba！haodaiwomenyeshinidemeimei。”
“heng，tangdetangde，bushiyigebabamama，wogegejiuyigemeimeiyigedidi。”lushuyuzaiyipang，xiaoshengdehengjihengjideshuozhe。
zaixiaosheng，julineimejin，zaichangdejirendoutingdeyiqingerchu，jiulianluyiningdoutingdemingmingbaibai。
duiyuzijiaxiaodishuodehua，lushuyunfanerhenzantongdedianlediantou。
takebujiushi，zhiyouyigemeimeiyigedidi。
tangxiongdi，jiemeishenmede，heng~bieyiweitabuzhidao，tamendexiaoxinsi。
takeyirongrentamenqifuta，yaoshiganduitadidimeimeixiashou，neijiubuyaoguaita，duoletamendezhuazi，jiusuanxianzaitacanfeile，yenengbaxiatamenyicengpi，buxinjiulaishishikan。
“shuyu，ni......”
shuyungebugandong，zheixiaozitanandaohaipabucheng，zhengxiangduihuiqudeshihou，turan“pa”deyisheng，luqiuyidelianbeichoudepianxiangleyibian。
luyiningturuqilaidexingwei，jingdailezaichangdejiren。
“a！luyining，nizheigeshazijingrangandawo，woyaoshaleni。”
luqiuyiwuzhebeidatengtonglian，zhuanguotoulaikanzhezhanzaitamianqiandeluyining，neigegaogaojuzheshoudeshazi。
yanlishengmanlenuhuo，tabeiyigeshazidale。
zheibishaletahaiyaonanshou，beiyigecongmeifangzaiyanlideren，zaizhongmukuikuixiabeishuaileyibazhang。
suhuashuodarenbudalian，luyiningzheishizhaozhetadelianzhijieshan。
luqiuyisuijitaishouzhunbeidahuiqudeshihou，luyiningyouyibazhangshanzailetadelianshang，jiezhejiushi‘papapa’deshengyinxiangzhe。
talianyisifankangdejihuidoumeiyou，beiluyiningchezhebozishangdeyiling，ledetazhifanbaiyan，zhinengbeidongdeaizhebazhang。
luyiningmianwubiaoqing，yanzhuziheiyouyoudedingzheyipangdelujingrou，shouquesihaomeiyoutingxialaidequshi。
kanzhezheiyangdeluyining，lujingrouxinlichongmanlekongju，renbuzhuhoutuilejibu。
jinjindekaozheshenhoudemen，cainengrangzijizhichengzhe，buzhiyutuiruandeshuaizaidishang。
“jiejie......”shuyuzhengxiangshangqiandeshihou，lushuyunlazheletadeshou，duizhetayaoleyaotou。
lushuyundandingdeshuozhe：“rangnijiejiechuchuqi，fanzhengmeisijiucheng。”
tabenlaihaixiangzhe，dengyihouzaibaofuhuiqu，meixiangdaoningninghuituranchushou，neijiurangningningdagegaoxing，youshitadouzhe。
luyiningtingzhebianyidagedehua，zuijiaoweiweigouleyixia，henkuaijiuhuifulemianwubiaoqing。
erzhanzaiyipangdelujingrou，tingdaozheihua，gengshihaipadezhimaolenghan。
jinjindingzheluyiningdeyijuyidong，jiupataturanchongguolaidata。
heng~tanvfengzixiangdaderen，jiusuannishijingdedingzhe，yeshiyidingyaoaidade，hainengrangnitaolequbucheng。
chenqisongxie，songkailuqiuyi，xunsudechongleguoqu，chezhelujingroudeyiling，wangxiayila，jiuwanglianshangchou。
“啪！啪！啪！”
lujingroujingkongdedengdaleshuangyan，laibujijianjiao，jiubeijieliandebazhangsheng，dadeshiqulejianjiaosheng。
zaijijiangduishentishiqukongzhideshihou，youjiliangrenyirenbuleyijiao。
bieshuo，haizhenbieshuo，faqifenglailiqidadezhenderangtahenmanyi。
luyiningzuijiaolieleyixia，suijilimayoubiandemianwubiaoqing。
yiyaoyihuangdechaozhebingchuangzouqu，pashangchuangpantuierzuo，mianxiangqiangbifaqiledai。
liangxiongdimudulezhenggeguocheng，lushuyuzhalezhayanjing，kanxianggegewendao：“jiejie......”
lushuyunmianwubiaoqingde，kanzhedishanghunguoqudeliangren，shuodao：“buyaowen，shenmedoubuzhidao，shenmeyemeikandao。”
lushuyudianlediantou，biaoshizhidaole。
fazhedaideluyining，tingjianzheihuazuijiaoshangyangleyimiao，jiuyimiao。