第2章 让你长长记性

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这简直畜生不如!

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“**,temenigeshazijurangandalaozi!”

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“呵呵……”

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“记住了吗?”

“记住了哥。”

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“wangdachuiqiunile,wozaiyebu……a”

“噗、噗……”

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“ge,ni……nihaole?”

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“好了!”

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片刻后。

“neigexiaoyun,nibujuedechouma?zanmenyoushahua,haishidaoyuanzilishuoba。”

“ge,ninengbunengxiangzanmenxiaoshihouyiyang,baozhewochuqu?”

“傻丫头。”

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“ge,neizheimeshuolai,nishibeizhaodunyibangzijidaxingle?neizhiqianxuexiaoshuo,nishiyinweijializaonan,yiyutiaolou,zheishizhendema?”

zheishiwangxiaoyunxujiuyilaideyihuo,taqingchugegewangdachuidexingge,jiusuanjializaonan,tayejuebuhuisashourenhuande。

绝不会!