第一章 遭雷劈的手机

江海大学,校园内。

yigeqingxiudenanshengfangxiayigelaokuandeshanzhaishouji,youxiebuganxiangxindekanzheyanqiandeyimu。

liutiantian,neigeconggaozhongjiuhezijizaiyiqideguaiqiaonvhaier,rujin,jingranyikaozailingyigenanrendehuaizhong,jiaochenchichan。

“tiantian,ta,tashishei……”

jiangchenkanzhecengjingneigerangzijihunqianmengyingdejiaoqiaoshenying,zhijuedewuleihongding,xindouzaidixue!

“tashishei?”nvhaieryouxiebuxiedekanzhejiangchenshenshangneiwushikuaidoubuzhideditanhuo,lenglengdeshuodao:“zheishiwodexinnanpengyouleishao,jiangchen,wolaijiushiyaohenishuoqingchu,congjintianqi,womenfenshoule!”

“weishenme……weishenmehuizheiyang……”

fenshoulianggezifangfoshilirenyiban,shunjian**lejiangchenrouruandeneixin!

“yinweiniqiong!wohenizaiyiqiliangnianduole,nijiwomaiguoshenme?nikankanniyongde,shenmelajishouji,gennizouzaiyiqi,wodoujuedediulian!”

jiangchenkanzhenvhaiershoushangxuanyaoshidenachulezhanxindeshuiguo6s,zhiganjueyizhenzuanxindetong!

talingyizhishoubuyoudenieleniekoudaili,yigeweiweituqidedifang。

neili,tongyangyouyigezhuangzaibaozhuanghelidezhanxindeshuiguoshouji。

jiangchenchushennongcun,jiatingtiaojianhencha,tazhidaonvpengyouliutiantianhenxianmubierenyouyibuhaodeshuiguoshouji,yincimeirimeiyedequ**,quzhuanqian!

keyishuo,chulemaishen,nengzuode,tadouzuole!

shenzhiyitianzhichisangemantou,jiushiweilejitamaiyigeshuiguoshouji,zuoweijintiandeqingrenjiejingxi!

raner,“jingxi”guoranshirangrengoujingxide,yigejingxideqingrenjiefenshou!

nanyiyizhidefennufengkuangdechongxiangnaomen,jiangchensisidingzheyilianmanbujingxinzhigubainongzijishoujideliutiantian,yaozheyashuodao:“jiuyinweiqian,nijiuhewofenshou?”

“shagua!”liutiantianfengcidekanleyiyanlianseshabaidejiangchen,“woqiunibieneimeyouzhile,xianshiyidianhaobuhao?yaoguai,jiuguainibamashigexiajiuliudechounongmin,meiqianjiubuyaoxuebierentanlianai,meichuxi!”

“nishuowoshenmedouxing,dannibunengwuruwodefumu!”jiangchenmengranshangqianyibu,chongzheliutiantiandihou。

liutiantianhaiyiweijiangchenyaodongshou,heleyitiao,jingjiaodao:“nizheiqiongguiliwoyuanyidian!”

“hehe!”tingdaoqiongguizheilianggezi,jiangchenxintoujuzhen。

xihuanlezheinvhaierzheimejiu,jihurangtafuchuleyiqie,zuihoujingranzhihuanlaizheilianggezi!

chaneijian,jiangchenzhiganjueyizhenxinhuiyileng,tacandanyixiao,shuodao,“qionggui?dui,woshiqiong!danwoqiongdeyouguqi!liutiantian,nitinghaole,nizheizhongweileqiankeyichumailinghundebaijinnvren,laozibuxihan!jizhu,jintianshiwoshuailenizhei**!”

“ni,nizheigeqionggui,ni,nijingranganzheimeshuowo!”jiangchenyijuhuashuodeliutiantianqijibaihuai,zhouweizheimeduorenkanzhe,haoduoshuangmuguangqiqidexiangtaciguolai,rangtajihuwufachengshou!

“站住!”

jiuzaijiangchenzhunbeilikaideshihou,shenhouyigelenglideshengyinchuanleguolai!

zhengshilouzheliutiantiandeneige“leishao”!

tashencaigaoda,qiyubufan,yikanjiushichushenhaofu,cikezhengyilianyinchendedaliangzhejiangchen。

“malewodenvren,zheijiuxiangzoule?nibabenshaodangchengshenmele?”

shuowan,tadalegexiangzhi,likeyoulianggeshencaizhuangshuodenanzicongtashenhouzoulechulai,jiangjiangchentuantuanweizhu。

jiangchenxinzhongyichen,kanzhezheigelouzhecengjingzuiaidenvhaierdeleishao,qiangrenzhunuhuodao,“nixiangganshenme……”

“ganshenme?”leishaohensuiyideyaoleyaotou,“nizheizhonglajihaibupeiwodongshou。buguo,malelaozidenvren,nihaixiangzou?benshaomianweiqinan,jiaojiaonizenmezuogetinghuadeqionggui!”

tahuayinyiluo,jiangchenhuranjuedeyanqianyishan,suiji,shenshangyizhenjutong!

weizhutadelianggenanzihuoranchushou,yijiaojiangtachuaifanzaidi!

jiangchenxiangfankang,naihetashencaidanbo,genbenbushizheilianggerendeduishou!

yudianbandequanjiaobuduandeluozaijiangchendeshenshang,yizhenzhenjutongcongshenshanggechuchuanlai!

jiangchenqiangrenzhuburangzijifachurenheqiuraodecanjiao,pinmingxiangwaimianjiqu!

quemeixiangdaobeihouyijiliaoyinjiaomengranchuaidaoletadeyaoshang,tayigelieju,zhuangdaoleyigelaoshugenshang,shuailegegoukenni,shouzhongdeshanzhaijiyefeilechuqu,ganghaohuadaoleleishaodejiaoxia!

“guoranshigeshanzhaihuo……yeguaibudetiantiankanbushangnizheigeqionggui!”leishaoyijiaocaizaileshoujishang,jiqibuxie。

“buyaopengwodeshouji!”shanzhaishoujisuipo,queyijingshijiangchencikezuizhiqiandedongxile。

ercike,zheigeshanzhaishoujijiufangfoshitazuihoudezunyanyiban,beirenhenhendecaizailejiaoxia!

“caizhezheilajidouzanglewodejiao!”leishaolengxiaoyisheng,jiangshoujitifei!

“woqu**!”jiangchenzhijuedehunshenxueyefangforanshaoqilai,zhichongdanao!

yigegongshen,buzhidaonaerlaideliqi,mengpuxiangleleishao!

leishaobeirutongyeshoubandejiangchenheleyitiao,xiayishidechuaileguoqu!

jiangchenbenyibeirendadehunshenshishang,suiranyishixueqizhiyong,quenalishitadeduishou,beiyijiaozhonglian,zhijiefeilechuqu,naodaizhuangzaileyikuaishitoushang,yanqianyihei,yunleguoqu!

“leishao,ta,tabuhuisileba……”jiandaojiangchenhunsi,liutiantianzhongyuyouxiehoupa。

leishaozhouzhemeitou,suirantabujuedezheijiahuohuisi,danshizhenyaozaixuexiaolinongsigeren,jiusuanshitayehuiyoujidademafan,“nayouneimerongyisi!jiangutoudoushimingyingde,womenzou!”

shuowan,yihuishou,louzheliutiantianxunsudelikai。

tianshangbuzhidaoshenmeshihoukaishixiayule,jiuyuedetianqihaimeiyoubaituoshuqi,buyihuier,qingpendayuqingxieerxia。

yidaoshandianhuaguo,ganghaodazailebuyuanchujiangchendeshoujishang……

buzhiguoleduojiu,jiangchenxingleguolai,tianyijingfangqingle,yangguangyouxieciyan。

jiangchenroulerouyanjing,zuoleqilai,hunshenshangxiafangfosanlejiayiyang,tongdebuxing。

yitaiyan,ganghaokandaolebuyuanchuzijideneigeshanzhaishouji,talianmangyiqueyiguaidenuoleguoqu,jiangshoujijianleqilai。

yexuzheigeposhoujiduibierenlaishuojiushigelaji,danduishenwufenwendejiangchenlaishuoqueshiyichangzhengui。

shoujibeiyoutiyoucai,cikezaoyipojiubukan,biaomianshanghaiyouyicenghui,fangfobeishaoguodejiaohei,limiansanfachuyizhongjiaohudeweidao。

buhuishibeileipiguoleba?

jiangchenlianmangkaiji,haihao,yijiunengkaiji。

tamolemozijikoudai,xindeshuiguojibaozhuanghehaizai。

zheishuiguoshoujishitazaitaobaoshangmaide,yaobizhuanjubianyiyidian,liutiantianbeipanleziji,jiangchenxinhuiyileng,zhunbeibashuiguojijituile。

zhishi,dangtadiankaitaobaodeyemiandeshihou,hurandengdaleyan!

tafaxian,zhenggetaobaodeyemiandoubuyiyangle!