第三章 吃瓜群众

tongyangzhenjingdehaiyouxieyunde“zhuli,”tahaimeifanyingguolaiyantingyizenmelaide,zaikanyiyanshoujizhibo,shangmiandedanmuyijingzhale。

zaiyantingyichuxiandebanfenzhongzhinei,zhibojianderenshuxunsucongwuwanshangshengdaolewushiduowan。

lurena:“woquwoqu,zheibushiwolaogongme,zenmechuxianzaizheier?”

haiwangdebaba:“loushangzhuyiyixia,zheishiwolaogong,haiyou,nandaonimenmeifaxian,laogonghanyanshushubaobeime?”

lajigunchuyulequan:“yanshushu,yantingyi?”

yizhongwangyoubiaoshi:“!?!?”

什么鬼这是?

jizheneixinyizhenwuyafeiguo。

yipangdexieyunjingdejihushuobuchuhualai,lenglengdekanzhelairen,nuolenuojiaobu,shuohuadoujiebaqilai:“yan,yanzong,nihao,woshi……”

“shubao,jintianganjuezenmeyang?”yantingyizhijiewushiyanqiandenvren,dabuzoudaoyanshushudeshenbian。

ganggangshenchushouxiangyaowoshoudexieyungangademolemoshou,wanghoutuileyibu。

tamianshangbolanbujing,xinliqueshiwanruojingtaohailangban。

yanshushujingranheyantingyiyouguanxi,erqiekanqilaihenqinmideyangzi!

takanleyiyanzhanzaiqiangjiaoderen,shiyitaganjinjiangzhiboguandiao。

napayanshushuzhendeshishenmeyanjiaderen,yejuebunengrangtazaiwangyoudekouzhongfanshen。

tatailejieyigehaomenqianjindeshenfennenggoujiyigeyanyuandailaishenmele。

raner,neijizhezhidangzuomeikanjian。

zhibojiandouzhale,tazenmekenengguandiao?

xieyunjiantawudongyuzhong,qidezhixiangduojiao,pianpianhaiyaobaochizijideqidu。

yanshushujiangerrendefanyingjinshouyandi,tawanlewanchunjiao,xiaoyingyingdao:“ge,bushishuojintianbulai?”

xieyundangchangjiangzaiyuandi,zhenjingbuyi!

neiweizhuangchengzhulidejizheyemeihaodaonaliqu,danmushangdejingtanhaowanmeiquanshiletaneixindejingya。

yantingyirouleroutadetoufa,xiaorongchongni:“piannide。”

网友们:“……”

piaoguotiankong:“silesile,motoushataishuaile,wohaoai。”

wojialaogongzuishuai:“suoyiyanshushushiyanjiadeneiweiqianjin,ardeqianjin!”

nidayehaishinidaye:“duibuqi,woxianzaijuede,yanshushuzhentamedehaokan,geweijuedemeimaobingba!”

tazhalezhayanjing,shifenqidai:“neinijiwodaihaochideleme?”

yanshushuqishiduiyuanzhudegegebingmeishenmeganqing,dansheirangtashigeyankongni,zaijiashang,zhenghaonengjixieyuntiandu,tasihaobujieyihezheigebianyigegeqinjin。

kanzhetazheifuaichanzuideyangzi,yantingyixiaoronggengshenle,“daile,jiuzaiwaimian。”

tazhuanguotou,muguangsaoguoxieyunerren,chenchendemuguangyizhenjijing,kanbuchubolan。

beitazheimekanyiyan,xieyunrenbuzhuhonglelian,zhengyaokaikou,quetingnanrenchenshengdao:“luoyao,barenjiwotuochuqu。”

“啊,什么?”

meidengxieyunhejizhelianggerenfanyingguolai,menkouqibageshenxinggaodadezhuanghanbaobiaobianchuxian,wanquanbujierrenkaikoudejihui,lazhejiujidaichuqule。

dengxieyunhuiguoshendeshihou,yijingbeibaobiaoqiangzhixingdesongjindiantiliwangxiaqule。

kanzheyipanghaizaibainongshoujidejizhe,taqidenabaozaguoqu,“nihainongzheigepozhibo,youshenmehaobode,ganggangbushiburangnibole,niyanjingxiame?”

zheixiahaole,yanshushudeheiliaomeinongdao,fanerjiletayiqianjinrenshefanshendejihui!