wozailenggongzhongcaidedisannian，xiaohuangdizhongyusile
shuoshichileyoududefancai，shezhengwangyanchazhixia，shaleyidapiren
我竟然毫不意外
zhishi，woyouxieyouxinwoderizi，ruguotanengwanglewohaihao，jiupayouxiangqiwozheigeheqinlaidegongzhu。jingguoxiaohuangdiwuxianneijianshi，wosuanshimingbaile，gonglideshenghuoyouduoburongyi。
wotixindiaodandidengadeng，denglaideshiyidaorangwohuiguolingwaihuanyiweigongzhuguolaideshengzhi。shengzhixiedewenzhouzhou，woyouxiebumingbai，haishiwangmamajieshijiwoting，shuoshezhengwang，ebu，xianzaiyinggaichenghuhuangdile，juedewomingbuhao，buxiangliuwo。
wojuedewomingtinghaode，ziguyilai，heqingongzhuyoujigekeyihuiguole
keshi，womeigaoxingliangtian，momamajiupolewoyipenlengshui，“ninbuxiangxiang，ziguyilai，younageheqingongzhushibeifanghuide，genghekuangnin”wonaozishuadeyixiajiuxiangmingbailetameishuochulaideyisi，genghekuang，wotmgenbenjiubushishenmegongzhua
wandanle，wozheihuiqubuhuiyoushisiluyitiaoba
“chenhuagongzhurujinyinggaiyijingjialeba?”woxiaoxinyiyidewen。
“heqinzongyaoyigegongzhu，ninyoumeiyoujiashi，pashihuizaorenjihen。”shia，sheijiajiaoyangdegunianghuixinganqingyuanlaiyiguotaxiangde，daoshihou，tamenkendinghenwo，wandanle，guoranhaishikaixindetaizao。
wosilaixiangqu，juedingmaosuizijian，bijinghuiquderizikenenggengzaogao
wozheizhanglian，nanrenyinggaidouhuixihuanba，chulebujiefengqingdexionghaizi。
suoyiwoteyirangwangmamafanchuleyaxiangdidexinyifu，dabandepiaopiaoliangliangqujianhuangdi。
结果
taqueshichengrenwodemeimao，danshi，tashuo，“zhenzheigehuangdihaixiangduohuoliangnian，wufuxiaoshougongzhule。”
就TM离谱
tayoubenshimozheliangxinshuo，xiaohuangdizhendeshiwokesidema?wozailenggongrenrenzhenzhenzhongcai，huangdisileguanwoshenmeshi
yeyinweizheiyang，tahuojihuoliaodesongwolikai。xiangdangnianwolaideshihou，shengshihaoda，yuanyiweiyibeizidoukunzaizheisisifangfangdexiaotiandili，meixiangdaohaiyoulikaideyitian。
lushang，wozhuomoguotaopao，danshi，woduizijijijinjilianghaishiqingchude，haishitangpingba
laolaoshishizuotiaoxianyu，huoyitiansuanyitian
daoleliangguojiaojiechu，qianlaiyingjiederen，jingranshidangniansongwoheqindelijiangjun，yuanfena。
danshi，wofaxiantakanwodeyanshenhenqiguai，sihujuedewoyouxiediuren
e，buguoshiheqingongzhubeisonghuima，shaojianduoguai