第5章 有“黑历史”的小仙官?

muqinghaizaihetaishanglaojunshangliangzheshaixuanrenshudeshi,jiujianfenyixiannvjicongcongdipaolai,zuiliyizhihanzhe:“chudashila!chudashila!”

muqinghetaishanglaojunduishiyiyan,erhouyanjishoukuailanzhulefenyixiannv,titapailepaibeishunshunqi:“youshenmeshimandianshuo。”

fenyixiannvyinkuaipaolianshangchanshenglehongyun,jicudihuxizhe,daihuxishaoweipinghuanlexie,fenyixiannvzhuazhumuqingdebeiwan,fenfendishuo:“zheilimianyougexiaoxianguan,jiaohuaixu,zhiqiantouguozhongshandedongxi,xianzaizhongshandeshizherangtaishanglaojunguoquzhuchigongdaoni,haishuoruolaojunbujijiaodai,jiubazheishitongdaoxiandineierqu。”

“huaixu?”taishanglaojunshaojiasisuobiandao;“ruguomeijicuodehua,zheihuaixukeshibeishangongmende?”

“zhengshi。”fenyixiannvdadao。

taishanglaojunniezheshanyanghu,yifulerandezitai:“zhongshanyubeishanjiaojiechumohubuqing,sulaibuhe,ciqianyetingshuoguohuaixucengyinyimeihuayuanzhuqianruzhongshan,beizhongshanshenzhujiuyinyipentipenlehuiqu。beishanzheicihutule,pailehuaixu,ziranjilezhongshanyigebaochoudejihui。”

muqingtingbasuixinyouyunse,quehanerbulu。

taishanglaojunshuangmeiningchenglegeda,zhuantoukanzhemuqing:“muqing,nizenmekan?”

muqinglvelvechenyin,henkuaiminzuiyixiao:“yiwokan,zhongshanshizhemeizhaoxiandililun,shiyinweibuxiangbacishinaodetaiguonankan,zhiyuweishenmexianzhaoni,ziranshiyinweinishicicixianjiexuanxiudahuidefuzeren。laojunninkan,zheihuaixushiliruhe?”

“fashuziranshigaoqiangde,shenzhiyeyoukenengchengtuan。”

“zheibianshile。”muqingxiaolexiao:“zhongshanyubeishansulaibuhe,ruoshirangbeishangongmendehuaixuchengtuanle,bianshizhanglebeishandeweifeng,zhongshanyubeishandejiaoliangbianchuyulieshi。suoyicicizhongshanshizhelaidemude,wufeishixiangjienizhishouzaixuanxiudahuihaimeikaishideshihou,bahuaixunongxiaqu。”

taishanglaojunyongzhijianzhilezhimuqingdemeixin,jiaoxiayixiao:“nikezhenshigexiaojilinggui,yuwoxiangdedaoshiyiyang。”

shoudaoletaishanglaojundekuajiang,muqingzuijiaodexiaoyigengshenle:“yiwokanya,niyinggaiquhuizhongshanshizhe,cishidaiyuhuaixuheshiqingchu,bijizhongshanyigemanyidedafu。ranhouzaiquyuhuaixuwenqingchushiqingdeyuanyoushifouzhenruzhongshansuoshuodeyiyang,ruozhenshi,xiangzheizhongyouheilishidexianguan,yebupeihuodexiannvmendechongai,rangtazixingtuisaiquba。ruguoshiqinglingyouyinqing,neibianzaiquyuzhongshanshangliang,wojidecicizhongshanmeiyoupaichuxiaoxianguancanjiazheicidexuanxiuhuiba,neijiurangzhongshanyepaiyigefashugaoqiangdexianguancansai,gongpingjingzheng。”

taishanglaojuntingbalianlianpaishou,zantandao:“miaoamiaoa!”

muqingheiheixiaoleliangsheng,ziqiandao:“changguicaozuochangguicaozuo。”shuowanshenleshenshou,taohaosidekanzhetaishanglaojun。

taishanglaojunzhuangzuobudong,beiguoshenqu:“budongnishenmeyisi。”

“ei?”muqingzoudaotaishanglaojundemianqian,yangzhuangshengqi:“nibieyiweiwomeikandao,niyoulianleyiludanyao。”

taishanglaojunweiweiganga,mangbaishourangfenyixiannvtuilechuqu。

daifenyixiannvzouhou,taishanglaojundengzhemuqing:“wodexiaozuzong,wozheidanyaoxudeqiqisishijiurifangnenglianchuyilu,meicidoubeinichidejingguang。”taishanglaojunduizhemuqingzuoyi:“suanlaofuqiuqiunile,jilaofuliugekuchaba!”