第一章

wohegouhuangdideyuanyuanposhen,yiqieyaocongweishenmewoyigeruhuasiyudedaguniangyaobanzuonanerjiangqi。

woyougelongfengtaigege,zhangdehewoyimoyiyang。zuoweinanren,tazhangdeniang;zuoweinvren,wozhangdeyemen。

hehe,xiaohua!sheibuxiaodewomenzhenguogongfuyijiahaorongmao,wohewoneifeiwugegeyouweituchu,gegeroumeiyanli;meimeibucai,zaixiawoyingqibiren。

neishiwoshiliusui,wogegepingzhezijizhangdehaokan,chuchunianhuarecao,erwozhipeidaizaiguigekankanhuaben,wojuedeweishibugongping,zhengqiaogegereshanglexuanpingdajiangjundinv,zaitadeyifanguhuoxia,wogentahuanleshenfen,ranhouzheisijiuxiaoshile!

woni,piyuyingfutadeyingyingyanyan,debangtadushu,haidebangtadangtaiziyedetiangou。suiranshiwozijileyidangtaiziye(yejiushixianzaidegouhuangdi)detiangou,keke。

gegexiaoshibanyue,wozhaoyanjinguoburangxumei,yijingchenggongdianpaihaolewogedeyizhonglaoxianghao,bingqiededaoxiaotaizideshangshi——peitazheigeshiwusuidexiaopihaidushu。

taizishizhenhaokan,wocalecazuijiao,jinfangzijishitai。caishiwusuimaohaimeizhangqidexiaopihai,yijingshuaiderangwohebulongtuile,woancuocuodijihuazhebatanaxia。

houlaiwofaxiantaizizhiduojinyao,wugongmiaoshiqunxiong,sharenyuwuxing,haibujinnvse。

wuwuwu,zongzhitaizidianxiaqianhaowanhao,chulebuxihuanwo,jianzhijiuxiangshiweiwoliangshendazaoyiban。

woyibianyingfuzhewogedeyingyingyanyan,yibianancuocuodijiyuwodexiaotaizi。duile,taiziminghuanxieyu,gentarenyiyang,gaogui!qingleng!youqizhi!

「taizidianxia!」woxingchongchongdigenzheigefeichangfeichanghaokandeshaoniandazhaohu。tatebieyoulimaodixiaoleyixia:「zhaoyanshizi。」wodexiaoxingandoujitaxiaohuale,zaizai,zaizai,nixiangyaoshenme,jiejiejinimai。

woyibuyiqudigenzaitaizishence,shibushitoumiaotayiyan。

taizicetouyihuodiwenwo:「zhaoyanshiziweiheyizhikanzhegu,shiguyoushenmebutuotiezhichuma?」

woxiaozhebaishou,meiyoumeiyou,zenmekenengbutuotie,nidoutuotiedaowoxinkanlile。

taizihewojiuzheiyangbaochizhenanshenhetadetiangourichang,dayuebannianhou,tazhongyujiaowoayanle,suiranwoqishixiwangtajiaowoyaner。haoba,wozhidaoshiwochixinwangxiangle,woyedengbizishangliankaishijiaotadezi——mingxi。

zheiri,wotongtaiziyiqidaosufangyuanhecha,baiwuliaolai,zhinengduizhetadeshengshimeiyanfadai。

「ayan,buyaozheibanzuotai。」taiziyuqiyousanfenwunai。

「shizi!nidouduojiumeilaijianjiannule。」yidaohaotingquelvedaiqilidenvshengxiangqi,woyikan,shisufangyuandetaizhuzi,shenlingling。

a,zheishishenmexinhuanjiuaixiuluochanga,benjunzhubunenghuang。

wotoutoupiaoleyiyantaizi,tameishafanying。

「lingling,wozheixierizi,mangzhebanggonglitouzhunbeitaizishengchenli,shuhunile,bienanguole。」woqianqimianqianzheikerenerdexiaoshou,calecataxuwupiaomiaodeyanlei,meirenguoranpotiweixiao。

「gubuzhi,shiziyuanlaizheibannengshuohuidao。」taizimianwubiaoqingdikanzhewo。

suiranwoxiaozuimolemi,kewoduinindemi,tiandikejian,doushizhende。buguozheihuawoyezhiganzaixinlixiangxiang,bunengshuochulai,「bugandangbugandang,bijingwoshimingxinideren,nanengbubamianlinglong。」

taiziqingxiao:「woderen?」

wodiantourudaosuan,tadaoyebuweinanwo,qishenjiaowoyitongshangmachelikai。linbieshi,tatixingwo,jitazhunbeideshengchenliwu,kebiejiaotashiwangcaishi。

wohenkunao,taiziyeshenmemeiyou,wozenmecainengjiaotamanyi?bawozijisongjitaxingbuxinga?

woyoujinshanyinshan,xiaotaizibuxihan。

songmeiren?chulewoziji,nagemeirenpeideshangta!

yaobu,wobangxiaotaizizuoyijianyishang?xiaotaizichuanzhewozuodeyifushuijue,jianzhihewoshuijuemeiyoushenmequbie。