xiaolingrankanletayiyan，qishenyueguota。
“nibuxihuanzaoqiduanlian，neijiubuxingshangxuedaiti。”
“xiawufangxuewohuijieni。”
musongzhexiaolingrantingbadebeiyingxiaoshizaimenkou，muxingchenyongshangyigubuhaodeyugan。
“guanjiashushu，xiaoxuezhangzhishiyisiyisiyixiaeryiduiba？”
zhaoxingongjingdao：“shaoyeconglaibukaiwanxiao。”
慕星辰：“……”
weishenmetahuiyouzhongdiaojinzijiwadekenglideganjue？
shishizhengming，taduizijirenzhihenshen，shidiaoshenkenglile。
zheiligenqinglingaozhongbushihenyuan，danjunlingongguanhuanshanerjian，meiyougongjiaoditie。
huanyanzhi，cong8haoyuandaoxuexiaobuxingchabuduoyaoyigexiaoshi！
muxingchenhualilidichidaole。
qinglingaozhongduixueshengguanliquejiqiyange。
xiaoweijujuetarunei，bingqieyaoqiudengji：“tongxueniyijingchidao，xueshenghuishaohoujiudao。”
muxingchenzaixinlizhoumaxiaolingranbuxiayibaibian。
xueshengchidao、zaotuihuokuangke，huibeixueshenghui‘guashi’bugaolanyigexueqi！
qinglinmeishaonianpaimingdier，xiaolingranfaxiaozhiyi、xueshenghuihuizhangtangkejunshanshanlaichi。
tayansudikanleyanshijian：“qidiansanshishangke，xianzaishibadianershifen，nikuangkele。”
“huizhang，wokeyijieshima？”muxingchenruoruodidao。
“zhiyaoliyouheliqienengshuofuwo。”
“……ruguowoshuowobeirenluzouni？”
tangkejunmuguangluodaodengjibushang：“muxingchentongxue，wodezhishangkanqilaixiangshibeinianzaidishangmoca？”
“niwuhuile，wowanquanmeiyouzheigeyisi。”
“ruguonibeilu，cishicikezhanzaizheili，shuomingniyouzugoudenenglibimiancishifasheng。”
慕星辰：“……”
tangkejunzhijiexuanbulechufajieguo：“kuangketongbaopipingyici，mingtianchendukehouzaijiaoyifenwanzijiantaoshanglai。”
万字检讨？
明天交？
这是在开玩笑吧？
tangkejunzhuanshenyaozou，muxingchenbunengdilazhuta：“huizhang，douguaixiao……”
huacaichukou，jiubeidaduan：“fangshou！”
turanchuxiandexiaolingranbu，zhuazhemuxingchenshoubeiwanghouyidai，shengyinranshangnuyi：“sheizhunnipengtale？”
muxingchenkanqu，zhijianxiaolingranyilianyinyu，fudongzhesuibingdeyanmouchongmanlegongji：“nibuguai。”
naliyouzhaoreledashaoye？
“aran。”tangkejunyouxieyiwai，“nizenmezaizhei？”
xiaolingranyoulengdisaoletayiyan，qiangxingtuozhemuxingchenjinxuexiao，yueguotangkejun，xianranbudasuanjieshi。
tangkejunwangzheliangrendebeiying，baisibudeqijie。
xiaolingranweishenmeturanjianduibierenganxingqule？
muxingchenyiluxiaopaocainenggenshangxiaolingrandejiaobu。
“nisongshou，wozijihuizou！”muxingchenshijingxiangchouhuishou，dangenbenzhengtuobudiao。
xiaolingranzhiruowangwen，jiangmuxingchentuodaoxuexiaohouhuayuanshenchulvluozhanglangli，caisongleshou。
tayounachuyikuaiganjingdebaishoujuan，zixidicazhemuxingchenganggangzhuatangkejundeshou。
“xingchen，niweishenmeyaorangbierenpengdaoni？”taweiweitaimou，yanshenyinlengguzhi。
“wozhishijieshichidaode……”
huaweiluoyin，xiaolingranyijingbijin，shuangshoujiangtakunyuaimeidekongjianli，julijindefangfoyidongjiunengqinshang。
“xue、xuezhang，ni、nixiangganma？”muxingchenhoutui。
“nibutinghua，woyaochengfani。”
xiaolingranfushou，bochunyinxia。
慕星辰瞪大双眼。
整个人傻了。
什么鬼？
yizhangyihedebochun，fangfoyumaoliaobozhemuxingchenxinxian：“zaolianshibuduide。”
shuoba，tasongkaimuxingchen。
zheiyici，tahaishimeiduo。
xiaolingranxinzhongnongnongdebuyuebeiqueyuequdai。
muxingchenhouzhihoujuediwuzhezui：“niyouqiangwenwo，chuwenerwensanwen！”
“nihaixiangwenshei？”xiaolingranmuguangyinchenxialai，dayoushanyuyulai。
muxingchenkanzhexiaolingran，youzhongtayaoshishuogemingzichulai，huibeixiaolingranqiasideganjue。
tagailekou：“nihaiwokuangkele，haizaijiwoluankouzuiming！”
xiaolingranyixiao，budayandi：“luankouzuiming？woshigejiangdaolideren，buxihuanwuzhongshengyou。”
“shijisuideshaonvzongshihuiyoubuqieshijidehuanxiang，xiwangnenggenxuexiaofengyunrenwuyouduanweimeidechulian。”
“genxueshenghuihuizhangzaiyiqiqueshihenyoumianzi，danzheibunengchengweinizaoliandeliyou。”
“nishuosha？”muxingchenmengbi。
weishenmetaganjueyigezidoutingbudong？
“nizhidaojintianshitangkejunzaixiaomenkoukaoqin，guyikuangke，wuyidezhitichupengnengjianlihaogan。”
“yeshinvhaiziyinqinanshengzhuyidefangshizhiyi，suoyi，woshuocuolema？”
慕星辰：“……”
引你个大西瓜！
“nihaixiao，quefazikongnengli，zaolianhuiyingxiangnidexuexichengji，haihuirangnishenxinshoushang。”
“xiaolingrannihushuobadao！”
“dangrannixiangzaoliandehua，woshizuihaodeduixiang，yinweiwokeyibaozhengburangnishikongyuegui、chengjixiajiang。”
“jiranzaolianbudui，woweishenmeyaogennizaolian？”
“duixiangbuheshijiushibudui，henmingxianwoshizuiheshigennizaoliande。”xiaolingranlisuodangrandidao。
muxingchenrenbuzhupenta：“ninengbunengyaodianlian？wojiusuanshidanshenyibeizi，yitouzaizheizhuangsi，woyebuhuigennizaolian！”
“哦？这样啊？”
“meicuo！woshuodaozuodao！”
xiaolingrantanlekouqi：“jiranruci，weileburangnipohuaiwodebuxizhaopai，neiwozhinengxuanbuzhuiqiuni。”
muxingchenqidefadou：“nihaodaiyeshiqinglindiyinanshen，zenmenengziganduoluo，zhuiqiuniyanzhongdexuezha、tubaozi，buxiandiaojiama？”
“meigeshaonvdouhuihuanxiangbeiyouxiudenanshengzhuiqiu，kanzaijiumingzhienshang，wokeyimanzunideyuanwang。”
“wojujue！”muxingchenhaobuyouyu。
xiaolingranluchuemobandexiaorong：“neiniyinggaitingshuoguo，woshizenmejujueneixieduiwobiaobaidenvshengduiba？tongyangde，jujuewoyeshiyiyangxiachang。”
“niqiangwenlewo，bixuyaoduiwofuze。”
muxingchenkusangzhelian：“neijiudangbeigoutianleyixia，meishenmedabulede。”
xiaolingranbeimuxingchendehuadouxiaole：“beigoutian？niyaodangtiangouma？xingchen，neiyangbuhao，tiangoutiandaozuihouyiwusuoyou。”
“erqie，gouyemeiyounikeai。huilingyalichidifanbowo，haihuiqiangwenwo。”
“像这样！”
xiaolingranshuowan，youqinlemuxingchenyixia。
neiweiliangdechugan，tangdaolemuxingchendexin。
tajingranconglaimeixiangguozhaoxiaolingransuanqiangwendezhang。