第5章 老婆,过来

lianjubianjiedoumeiyou,zaitianguangzexinli,tamenzheijiniandeganqingsuanshenme?tazaitaxinliyousuanshenme?

sumanmanturanjuedezijitebiekexiao,tuikaita,qishenyaozou。

tianguangzebukenfangguota,shenshoulanzhuta,“manman,bieshuaxiaoxingzi,fangxin,zaiwoxinli,tianjiadeshaonainaiyongyuanzhiyouniyige。guai,gaosuwo,gangcaijianchajieguozenmeyang,nalibushufuma?”

sumanmanturanyoulemouzhongeyideniantou,taimoukanxiangsurui,guoranjiukanjiantaneizhangjiduzhengningdelian。

buguo,mianduitianguangzeshihouhenhaoyanshile。

“wozenmepeigennishuaxingzi?womayinweinihesuruideshiqingbawoganchujiamen,nifumubuyexiwangnihesuruijiehun?wozhufunimenbainianhehao,zaoshengguizi。”sumanmanlenglengdexiao,tuikaitianguangze。

tianguangzeweileng:“nibeiganchujiamen?shenmeshihoudeshi?”

suruipasumanmanluanshuo,ganjinkaikou,“zegege,bushizheiyangde,mamashengqishiyinweijiejiebuziai,genlaonanrenzaidamalushangdongzuoqinni……”

suruidehuarangtianguangzeliansezhoubian,ehenhendekanzhesurui:“nizaishuoyibian!”

“zegege,nibiezheiyang,wopa……”

“jiejiedeshiqingwohenzaojiuzhidaole,kedanxinninanguojiumeishuo,henduorendouzhidaode,jiejiebeilaonanrenyang……”

“bizui!”tianguangzemizheyanjingjinggaosurui,xuanjikanxiangsumanman,“tashuodeshibushizhende?neigelaonanrenshishei?”

gaiside,tagangganghaijuededuitaneijiu,kemeixiangdao,tajuranzaojiubeizhetabuganbujingle!

duishangtianguangzesuibianbeirentiaobojijujiuxiangxindeyangzi,sumanmanyuanbenzhuonongsuruidexinqingyemeile。

danmohuishita,“wogennizaiyiqisannian,woshishenmerennibuqingchuma?zuoexiaorensuibianshuojijunijiuxiangxin,tianguangze,woturanjuedezijixialeyancaihuiainizheimeduonian。”

“buguoxianzaihaole,womenfenshoule。zhiyuzhenzhenjiajiade,yemeibiyaozhuijiule,xianzai,qingnimencongwoyanqianchedigun、kai!”

pieleyantianguangze,suruichajuedaotadeyouyu,mashangshanfengdianhuo,“jiejie,nizheishizuozeixinxu,guyibacuotuijizegegema?”

“mingmingshinipituizaixian,wogenzegegehaishinixiadeyao……nizhiqianshuodea,nizaojiubuaizegegele,nifansitale,haishuolaonanrenjishuhao……”

“sumanman,shibushizhende?!”tianguangzeshunjianbaonu,shangqianmengranzhuazhutadegebo,yinlideyanshenxiangshiyaobatatunmei。

sumanmanchixiao,yijinglandejieshile,“jiudangshiba,tianguangze,niyaoshigenanrenjiubiezaizhaorewo,xianzaiwozhiyaokanjiannijiujuedeexin。”

ruguotameiyoubeirenhuileqingbai,yexuhaihuizhengqu,kexianzaishuozaiduoyoushenmeyong?

tabushiqingbaideshenzile,mingxiantianguangzegengxinrensurui,suoyitazaizenmebeiwumieta,yezhishibaikoumobian。

hekuang,tajiehunle,shishifeifeiduitalaishuoyijingmeineimezhongyaole。

“sumanman,ni——”tianguangzeyangshouyaodata。

sumanmanyebuduoshan,zhizhiyingshangtabaonudeshixian。

yankanzhebazhangyaoluoxialaile……

“gun!”lengbuding,yuanzhangbangongshimenkouchulaiyidaoqinglengdeshengyin。

sumanmankanguoqu,jiujianmoxiuyuanjunxiudelianshangdaizhesisihenli,jingzhichaotazouguolai。

“mo、mozong?!”tianguangzechayidekanzhenanren,yilianzhenjing。

zhouweiyijingjujilebushaokanrenaodechiguaqunzhong,haoxianghaijiazhejizhe,mashangjiurenchulemoxiuyuan,xingfendekaishikuangpai。

kebuguoyiliangmiao,jieshoudaonanrendaizheweixiedelenglieyanshenhou,tamenjiukaishikuangshanzhaopian,qiushengyutuotuode。

zhenggemodousheibuzhidaomoxiuyuanjiushizheilidewang,dezuita,dengyubantiaomingmeile。

“mo、mozong,woshenmeyemeikanjian。”

“duiduidui,woyemeikanjian。”jizhejiakuaileshanchudedongzuo,qitajizhejianzhuang,fenfenxiaofang。

“gun!”moxiuyuanyanshenbinglengdehengsaoguoqu,hedezaichangjizhesichutaocuan。

tianguangzeyehaipa,chezhesuruihesumanmanyaozou。

“zegege,nihaidaitaganshenme?ta……”

“bizui!”tianguangzejiakuailejiaobu。

kehaimeizoujibujiubeimoxiuyuandebaobiaolanzhule,tashenziyijiang,zhuanshen,gongjingdiwen,“mozong,haiyoushenmezhijiaoma?”

zheigenanren,tashizhenderebuqi。

“laopo,guolai。”moxiuyuanmeiyoulihuita,fanerkanxiangsumanman。

zheici,bujinjinshitianguangzeshayanle,suruiyechedijingdaile,nanyizhixindekanzhesumanman。

tashenmeshihougenmoxiuyuanpanshangguanxile?!