zheichangnaojushiyoulianggebazhangjieshude。
ershanchubazhangderendangranshiluchaochao，nvlaoshiyikouyige‘hulijing’yikouyige‘**’，zheirangtanubukee。
jiaoshidexueshengmenlianshangdaizhechaohong，youdeshishibuguanjigaogaoguaqi，yuanlilezheichangzhanzheng。
youdexueshengjuqishoujineijiashihenbudekaigezhiboxiyingengduorenlaikan。
dangranyeyouxueshengkandaonvlaoshirucifengkuangshangqujiulazhuleta，“aiaiai，laoshi，nibiejidonga，nibiejidonga！”
dangluchaochaodebazhangshengxiangqilaideshihou，jiaoshiliderendoulengle，lanzhelaoshidetongxuechedishayan，baofachujianruidejingmingsheng。
“luchaochao，nifenglea！”
luchaochaojifengdexiaoleyisheng，“shiwofengle，haishilaoshifengle，nikanbuchulaia。”
“aaaa，luchaochaonizheige**！”nvlaoshichedifengmole。
“nicaishi**，renjiadoushuoyangbujiaofuzhiguo，nierzishigeliumangyegennituobuleguanxi。”
“jiupingnimankouzanghuadewuruzijidexuesheng，wokeyibaojingdiyici，jiuyoudierci。ganggangnimawodehuawodouluyinle，suoyi，laoshinishixiangjinqujinierzigaipugaima？”
luchaochaojuzheshouji，biaoqingshifenyansu，mingmingshiyizhangmingmeidelian，zhouweidexueshengturangandaoyouxiehaipa。
shenzhibanzhangdouchulaituozhenvlaoshiwangjiangtaizou，jilideanfuta，ernvlaoshimingxianyanbuxiazheikouqi，kekanzheluchaochaobuhaoredelian，tazhineng‘pei’leyisheng，henhendengletayiyan，fenhendezoule。
laoshizouhou，jiaoshikuangdangdeanjinglexialai，meiyourenganshuohua，zhinenghaoqidedaliangzheluchaochao，huozhezaishoujishangliaotian，henbudebapingmuchuolan。
dangshirenluchaochaoyouzuikaishideshoudou，xingfendaolianshangluchuxiaorong，tanachushoujizhandoudediankailemingjiao‘jidage’debeizhu。
【jidage，woganggangbamawodenvlaoshidale。】
——
jishijituangongsizongbu，dahuiyishi，suoyourendoushizhanzhanjingjingdetingzhedapingmuqianyuangongdeyanjiang。
jiyanlichuanzheheisechenyi，yixiuwanqishouzhou，zhengzhanglianmeiyouyisixiaoyi，yanjingruili，xiangzhunbeilieshideyeshou，huiyishisuoyourendoushitadeliewuzaisesefadou。
erzheishi，yishengweixinxiaoxi**xiangqi，zhenjinglesuoyouren，youqishigebumendejingli，yijingkaishiqiarenzhong，tamendezhulishenzhiyunachulejiuxinwanyidaibeiyong。
suoyoujinglizhiyouyigexiangfa，“cangtiana，qianwanbuyaoshiwobumenderen，wobuxiangqufeizhouzhongxiangjiaoaaaa！”
huiyishiderenhanruyuxia，doujingpeidedaliangzheshenbianshinaxieyongshijingrankaihuishigankaiyuyin，shiyitiaohanzi。
zhengdangdajiayiweijiyanlijijiangfanudeshihou，taxiuzhanghaokandeshouzhimanmandetaochulezijideshouji。
“baoqian，wangjiguanyuyinle。”
“bububu，jizongnishoujixiangkendingshiyoudashi，nalixuyaoshuobaoqianzheimeyanzhongni。”
“duiduidui，neige，jizongxuyaorangxiaolitingxialaile，dengninchuliwanshiqinghouzanmenzaijixu？”shuohuadeshixiaoshoubumendejingli，yanjiangdezhengshitabumenderen。
eryanjiangneirongshishanggejidudexiaoshoufangan，tazhenghaipajiyanlizhidaofanganyouloudong，batabiandaozigongsiqule，suoyitashixiwangjixude，zuihaotingbujianloudongrangtahaojianggongbuguo，houmiannulibayejilashanglai。
buguotawanwanmeiyouxiangdao，jiyanlizhijiehuishou，“buyongle，denghuierbawenjianfawoyouxiang，wozaijinimendafu，jintianhuiyixiandaozheiliba。”
shuowanjiyanlilvxianzouchulehuiyishi，dengtahuidaozijidebangongshi，zuozaiyizishangjiurenbuzhukaishihuifuluchaochaodexinxi。
【wodechaochaozhenlihai，shoudatenglemeiyou。】
cike，luchaochaozheili，jiaoshiliyaquewusheng，laoshibuzai，xueshengmenmeiyouzou，tagengbuxiangzou，kandaojiyanlihuifudexiaoxi，tazijimeiyouzhuyitaxiaodeduomecanlan。
【jidage，niyinggaiwenwoweishenmedalaoshi，nibujuedewolijingpandaoma？】luchaochaoxunwen。
【chaochaonizheimekeai，nidarenkendingshiyouyuanyinde，xianglaineiweilaoshiyidingshuolebugaishuodehua。】jiyanlihui。
luchaochaorenbuzhuxiaoleliangsheng，ranhoufanyingguolaizheishijiaoshi，youwuzhezuihuida。
【ng，tamawo，hennantingdehua，woshuozaimawowojiujixubaojing，ranhoutajiuqichongchongdezoule，jiaocaidoumeiyouna。】
【neihaixuyaowobangmangma？】
jiyanlikanzheshouji，yandilideqingxusheiyekanbudong，tayouyadezaiyizishanghuanglaihuangqu，guolehaojiuzaicishoudaoleluchaochaodehuifu。
【buyongle，xiexiejidage。woganjuewonengchuli，wofudaoyuanganggangfaweixinjiaowoqutabangongshile，fanzhengwobuhuituisuode。】
shide，zainvlaoshizouhoudebangexiaoshi，luchaochaodefudaoyuanqishixiongxiongzaijiaoshimenkoudaizouleta。
————
“luchaochaoaluchaochao，wodaileniliangnianle，liangnianle，wodoubuzhidaonizheipiqizheimechou，zheimeyinga！”
luchaochaodefudaoyuanshiyigeershiqibasuidenanren，liuzhexiaohuxu，chuanzhexiuxianfu，pingshijiuaitizhebaowenbeidaochuluanzhuan。
tadangfudaoyuanbuhaobuhuai，fengchengtadexueshengdoukeyidangshenmebanganbu，dangranbanshangdepinkunshengbuzhutaconglaimeiyouxunsiyifen。
taduiluchaochaobingbushenke，jiyizhongyezhishiyigepiaoliangdanbureshidenvhai。
wanwanmeiyouxiangdao，bureshidenvhaiyidanreshiqilai，keyinaodequanxiaojiezhi。
“wozheishizaiweihuwozijidequanyi，dangtamensiyizaiwangshangrumawo，zaowodeyaoyanshi，tamenjiuyinggaizhidaozijihuiyoushenmexiachang。”
“danglaoshibugushide，weiletaerzisuiyipanyaoshi，wodefankangjiushiwodewuqi。”
luchaochaomolemozijidelian，tayihoubuhuirenyoubierensuibiandazijile。
“fudaoyuan，wozunzhongni，danjintianbuguannizenmeshuo，jingfangneiliwobuhuichexiao，wangshangwoyebuhuifabiaoshenmeshenming，beizhuazoudetongxueshihuogai，zuiyouyingde。”
fudaoyuanyabale，tamomingdeyouxieweiqule，momozijiweishubuduodetoufa，xiangzhezheiliangtianlingdaomendechize，yigedananrenbeicongxinlai。
“wocaishuoyiju，nijiuyoushijudengzhewoni。”shengyinyoudianjian，tingjianderenmianbudedeqijipigeda。
hei，tadelaotianye，luchaochaoshayanle，fudaoyuanzenmeturanbianniangpaole。
这什么招数？
suihoudeyigexiaoshi，luchaochaofashitahaoxiangbashiduonianmeiyoushuodehua，jintianyigunaodoushuolechulai。
buguanfudaoyuanyongkuroujihaishiweixieliyong，huozhemeirenji？？？
打住！没有美人计！
fanzhengbuguantashizhuangkelianhaishizhuangrouruo，luchaochaojiushibusongkou。
“fudaoyuan，ninandaomeiyoukandaogaobaiqiangdetiezima？shangmianpinglunninyoukandaoma？”
“nizhidaowangyangcoudaowoshenbianshuojiwoliangbaikuaiqian，rangwopeitaqukaifang，woxinlidequruma？”
“woganjuewohaoxiangzhenggerenbeibakailerenyoutamensuoyourenqifu。”
“haoxiangwangshangshuodehuajiubuyongfuzerenyiyang！”
luchaochaohanzheyanlei，shijingerkongsu。
fudaoyuanyeshiyigenanren，zhenghaotahaiyougegaosandemeimei，jiangxinbixinxialai，taxinlidetianpingturanzhandaoleluchaochaozheibian。
erciketamenbuzhidao，cishitongyangyoumingjiaotongyaodenvxueshengyeyinweicanyulezheichangnaoju，ganggangbeifudaoyuantongzhiyaojiguo。
zheibapingshijiaoshengguanyang，shoubulerenheweiqudetongyaojinongkule，kushengzheneryulong，zhijiepaochulebangongshi，haobuyouyudepashangleweiqiangshang。
“wuwuwu，wojiushikaiyigewanxiao，xuexiaojiujiwojiguo，neiwobuhuole，wosilesuanle！”