woyizhengyan，shenshangshisihuadezhensishuiqun，toudingshi**langjiafa，
shoujilihaitangzheyitiaoweiduxiaoxi：「jiemei，jintianmianshijiayoue～」wobenyiweizheishishiyoudeezuoju，
zhidaowokandaolejingzilideziji——dengdeng，zheijingzilizenmehuishuohua？---wo，chenmo，
yigeershibasuidegangtiezhinan，zhengduizhexishoujiandejingzifadai。
jingzilineigedingzheluanzaozao**langzhangfa、huazhecanburenducanzhuang、chuanzheshenlansezhensishuiqundeshengwu，
rangwohenbudezichuoshuangmu。“zheitamashishenmeemengzhenrenxiuma？！”woduizhejingzipaoxiao，
shengyinyinkonghuangersiya。shoujizaichuangshangfengkuangzhendong。wodiediezhuangzhuangdipaohuiqu，zhuaqilaiyikan，
shiyitiaoweixinxiaoxi，laiziyigebeizhujiao“shashaxiaotianxin”deren：「jiemei，xinglema？
jintianxiawuliangdiandemianshibiewangle！jiayoue～naxianeigebiantaijiafang！aini～(づ￣3￣)づ」
houmianhaigenzheyigekafeiguandedingweidizhi。mianshi？jiemei？biantaijiafang？wodingzhepingmu，
ganjuemeiyigezidourenshi，danlianzaiyiqijiuxiangwaixingmima。
woshouzhiduosuozhediankai“shashaxiaotianxin”depengyouquan——limianquanshigezhongjiaodude**，
yigezhuangrongjingzhi、xiaorongcanlandemoshengnvhai。huadaozuixiamian，yizhanghezhaorangwohuxizhouting。zhaopianli，
zheigejiaoshashadenvhaiqinnidilouzheyigerendejianbang。neigeren，dingzhehewocikeyimoyiyangdeshamatejiafa，
chuanzheliangpianxiaodiaodai，duizhejingtoubizheyounidejiandaoshou，xiaodeyilian“jiaoxiu”。erneirendelian，
tamadeshiwodelian！beijingshiwomenchangqudeneijiashaokaotan，shijianxianshishizuowanshiyidianban。
jiyidesuipianxiangbeizasuideboli，mengdizhajinwodenaozi：zuowanheshiyouxiaosiluchuanchuiping，baoyuangongzuonanzhao，
jiafangshax……hedaoduanpian……houmiandeshiqing，yipiankongbai。suoyi，wo，chenmo，
yigeshiyesangeyuedeqianguanggaogou，zaisuzuizhihou，bujinbeihuanshanglenvzhuang，haitmbeianpaileyichangmianshi？
yijiemeideshenfen？“xiaosi！zhangzhiqiang！nijilaozigunchulai！”wopaoxiaozhechongchuwoshi，
zhunbeibaneigeweiyikenengzhidaozhenxiangdeshiyouduochengroujiang。ketingkongwuyiren。xiaosidefangmenjinbi，
menkoutiezheyizhangbianlitie，shangmianshitaneigoupadezi：「moge，gongsijishichuchasantian！bingxiangliyoujiaozi！
ps：wulunnikandaoshenme，doushizhende，lengjing，weilegongzuo，buhanchen！xiongdizhinengbangnidaozheile！」
luokuanhualegejiqiweisuodexiaolian。woniezhezhitiao，qidehunshenfadou。poanle。shizheisunzi！
shitabawomaijileneigeshenme“shashaxiaotianxin”！haiweilegongzuo？zheitamagengongzuoyoubanmaoqianguanxi？！
juewangzhixia，wozhihaobaxianeijianzuikuihuoshoudezhensishuiqun，
taoshanglewoweiyinengzhaodaode、shuyuwozijideyifu——yijianyinzhe“laonianchenlianduigugan”debaisewenhuashan，
xiamiandapeizheshuiqunzidaidezhensiduanchenku。dingzheneitouzhaibuxialaide**lang，lianshangguazheyunrandecanzhuang，
wokanzhejingzilizheigebulunbulei、wanrugangcongjingshenbingyuanpaochulaidexingxiang，xianruleshenshendechensi。
xianzaideshijianshizhongwushierdianban。julineichanggaisidemianshi，haiyouyigebanxiaoshi。
yizhongpoguanziposhuaideyongqi（zhuyaoshihaoqixinhezhifubaodaozhangdetishiyin）cushiwoyingzhetoupichulemen。
neijiagediaogaoyadekafeiguanli，woduimianzuozheyiweichuanzhedingzhixizhuang、biaoqingjiqibunaifandejingyingnan。
kandaowozheifu“**funv+gangcongchuanxiaowodiantaochulai”dezunrongzaitaduimianzuoxia，
tahaokandemeitouningchengleyigejie。“nishishei？”tayuqilengdenengdongsiren，“woyuedeshishasha**。
”woyadilesangyin，jinliangrangshengyintingqilaiziranyidian：“ta……talinshiyoushi，rangwolaitita。”shuowan，
woxiayishidinieleniesangzi。jingyingnanjiangxinjiangyi，danhaishiconggongwenbaolinachuyifenhouhoudewenjianpaizaizhuoshang。
“fangan”——《“taliliang”juexing——xxpinpaineiyixinpinfabujixianxiachenjinshitiyanshalongcehuaan》。
dijiefangxiongbu”、yijiyigeyazhouhuanjie——yaoqingxianchangnanxingjiabintiyanchuandaizuixinkuan“lingganleisi”neiyi，
shufuyuziyou”dezhenshiganshou……wo：“……”wozhongyumingbaiweishenmexiaosizhitiaoshangxie“weilegongzuo”le。
yemingbaijiafangweishenmeshi“biantai”le。zheihuoer，zhengchangrendoujiebule！zaiwozhenjingdeshuobuchuhuashi，
jingyingnandeshoujixiangle。takanleyiyan，lianseweibian，likejieqi，yuqibiandewubigongjing。gualedianhua，
tabiaoqingfuzadikanlewoyiyan：“womendalaobanganghaozaifujin，shuoyaoqinziguolaitingting。
lizonghenzhongshizheigexiangmu。”wohoubeishunjianliangle。haiyoudalaoban？zheikengshiwadaoledixinma？！jifenzhonghou，
yiweichuanzheganlianxizhuangtaoqun、qichangqiangdadezhongniannvxingzoulejinlai。tazaiwoduimianzuoxia，
yanshenruilidexiangxguang，bawocongtoudaojiaosaoleyibian，
muguangzaiwoneijian“laonianchenlianduigugan”dewenhuashanshangtingliuleliangmiao。kongqininggule。liangjiu，
zheiweilizongzhongyukaikoule，shengyinpingjingwubo：“shasha**zheicide‘xingweiyishu’，
jiushiweiwomenxinpinfabuhuizhunbeideqianqichuangyiyurema？”wo：“a？
”tazhilezhiwozheiyishenzainanbandexingtou：“dapokebanyinxiang，mohuxingbiebianjie，yongchongtuganzhizaohuati。
yongzuirichangdechangjing，yanyizuidabaidegainian。
zheizhongjijuchongjilideshijuebiaodaheshencengdeshehuiyitiwajue……”taweiweiqianqingshenti，
yanshenlishanshuozhe……zanshangdeguangmang？“henyouyisi。”wochedishihuazaiyuandi，
zuibazhangdenengsaijinyigejidan。lizongzhuantouduitongyangmudengkoudaidejingyingnanshuo：“gaosushasha，
zheigefangxiangwohenmanyi。houxudexiangxifangan，jiuanzheigediaoxingzou。
youqishizheiwei……（takanxiangwo）woganjinxiaoshengjiehua：“……momo。”“mo**。”lizongcongshanruliu，
“tashenshangzheizhong**hunrantianchengdehuangdanganhemaodunchongjili**，zhengshiwomenpinpaixianzaixuyaode。
yaoqingtazuoweiwomenfabuhuidetebietiyanguanhechuangyiguwen。”jingyingnandebiaoqingcongzhenjingdaokunhuo，
zuihouzhishengxiashenshendezhefu。lizongduiwoweiweihanshou，liuxiamingpian，liluodiqishenlikaile。
jingyingnanzaikanxiangwoshi，yanshenyijingwanquanbianle，chongmanlejingweihe……chongbai？“mo……molaoshi！
shenzangbulua！nindezheifenfangan，wanmei！”huiqudelushang，wozhenggerendoushipiaode。
naodaishangdejiafasihuyemeineimechenzhongle。gangdaojia，shoujiyouxiangle，haishi“shashaxiaotianxin”。「jiemei！！
！tainiule！！！jiafangbabakuabaonile！！！shuonishitiancai！！！yaojinijiaqian！！！aini！！！
【zuichun】【zuichun】【zuichun】」jinjiezhe，zhifubaotishiyinxiangqi：「zhifubaodaozhang，wuqianyuan。」
wo：“……”suoyi，wo，chenmo，yigezhinan，yinweibeiponvzhuangcanjiamianshi，
bingpingjieyishenhundafengchenggonghuyoulejiafangbaba，congerhuodeleyifenyisixuyaonvzhuangshangbandechuangyiguwengongzuo，
bingdedaolediyibiyongjin？zheishijiezhongyuhaishidianchenglewolijiebuledeyangzi。womomozoudaochuanyijingqian，
kanzhelimianneigechuanzhelaotoushan、daizhebolangjuanfa、bunanbunvdeguaiwu，xianrulegengshendechensi。
jingzilide“wo”turanzhalezhayan，zuijiaogouqiyigejuefeiwozijinengzuochude、jiqiwumeideweixiao。
“zenmeyang？woshuoguo，zheidoushiniyingdede。”yigeqingxiyoudaizheyeyudenvsheng，zhijiezaiwonaohailixiangqi。
“wocao？！”wohedemengdihoutuiyibu，houyaozhuangdaozhuojiao，tengdewoziyaliezui，“shei？！sheizaishuohua？！
”**“wangnaerkanni，shagua。jiuzainimianqian。”jingzilide“wo”fanlegebaiyan，
shenzhitaishoulilelineitouaishidejiafa。jianguile。literally（zimianyisi）dijianguile。
wobujinchuanlenvzhuang，wodejingzihaichengjingle？haishiwohejiuhedaojingshenfenliele？“fangsongdian，chenmo。
”jingzhongren，huozheshuo，jingzhong“mei”，yuqiqingkuai，“nibushiyizhibaoyuanzhaogongzuonan，
jiafangdoushishaxma？xianzaiyougeyibudengtian……ebu，yibuchengweichuangyixinxingdejihuibaizaiyanqian，
zhishixuyaonishaowei……tupoyixiaziwo，youshenmebuhao？”“tupoziwo？wozheijiaotupoziwoma？
wozheishituporenleidixianle！”wozhizheshenshangdewenhuashanhejiafa，“haiyou，nidaodishigeshenmedongxi？
weishenmezaiwojingzili？”“nikeyijiaowo‘ajing’。”ta，huozheshuota，xiaomimidishuo，“yangelaishuo，
shibeinineimanqiangdeyuannianhezuowanneipingchanlelvshejiudejiaweishijizhaohuanchulaide……xingxiangguwenjianrenshengdaoshi？
dangran，zhuyaoshilaibangniyingfuyanqianzheige‘dadan’de。”lvshejiu？woxiangqilaile，
zuowanxiaosiqueshishenmixixidikaileping“haojiu”，shuoshishenme“xingyunzhishen”tediao。xingyungepi！
zheijianzhishieyunfuti！“suoyizheiyiqie……baokuozheitoufa……haiyoushasha？”wosihuzhuadaoleyidianxiansuo。
“bingo（daduile）！haibusuantaiben。
”ajingdalegexiangzhi（tianzhidaojingzilidehuanxiangzenmedachuxiangzhi），“zhangzhiqiangtongzhiyeshiweinicaosuilexin，
kantashiyoushiyesangeyuekuaiyiyule，jiutuotaneiwei‘shentongguangda’dewangyoushashajinizhaogehuoer，
sheizhidaorenjiajiafangyaoqiuzheime……biezhi。tazhihaozaijiulidongledianshoujiao，
shunbianyongtazhenzangdeqianglijiaobangnidinglezaoxing。”wohenbudexianzaijiubaxiaosicongchuchadijiuhuilaibaodayidun。
“bieneimekangjuma。”ajinghuanglehuangshouzhi，“kankan，wuqiankuaiei！erqieneiweilizongmingxianhenchinizheitao。
xiangxiangkan，yigeshenannvxingyiti、ganyuyongshentishijiandapoxingbiebileide‘nanxing’chuangyiguwen，duomexique！
duomezhengzhizhengque！duomeyouhuatidu！nihuodingle，chenmo！”“……”“jiexialai，
zanmendehaohaoguihuayixiale。”ajingbuzhicongnalimochugeipad（jingzhongshijieyeliuxingzheige？），
shayoujieshidihuazhe，“shouxian，nizheijiafadehuliyixia，doudajiele。qici，
neiyitiyanbaogaonidetiqianzuogongke，wogerenjianyixiancongwuhenkuankaishi……ainibiefanbaiyana，jingyeyidian！
zuihou，yeshizuizhongyaode——”tadunledun，jingzhongdexingxiangturanbiandeyansuqilai。
“zhangzhiqiangtongzhidagaiwanglegaosuni，‘lvshejiu’dexiaoguoyoudianqiang，
huozheshuo……zhaohuanwodedaijiayoudianteshu。”woxinlishengqiyigubuxiangdeyugan：“……shenmedaijia？
”“zai‘jiafangbabademanyidu’dadao100%zhiqian……”ajingluchuleyigejinhuemobandeweixiao，
“nizheishennvzhuang，hewo——jiuhuiyizhinianzhenie~”“e，duile，wangleyijianshi。
”ajingxiaomimidibuchongdao，“weilefangzhinixiaojidaigong，
huozheshituyongguahudaobaolijiechuzhuangbei……”tahuayingangluo，
woxiabashangneidaogangcaiguahuzishibuxiaoxinhuachudekouzi，huranchuanlaiyizhenqingweidecitong。wocoujinjingziyikan，
faxianshangkou……jingranzijiyuhele？lianyidianhenjidoumeiliuxia！“jingxima？”ajingdeyuqichongmanledeyi，
“fuzengdexiaofuli，‘jingxiangxiufu’。zhiyaobushishunjianhuimiexingdeshanghai，
wodounengbangnimanman‘xiaozhun’huiwanmeizhuangtai。dangran，zheizhuyaoshiweilebaozheng‘shangpin’……abudui，
shi‘hezuohuoban’dewanzhengxing。”wochedishale。zheidoushenmegenshenmea？bujinqiangzhihuanzhuang，
haizidaibusibuff（zengyixiaoguo）？danzheibuffdechufatiaojianzenmexiangzenmejuedexiuchi！“suoyi，
wolian‘sidun’dejihuidoumeiyoule？”wojuewangdiaihao。“xiangdoubiexiang。
”ajingwuqingdidapolewodehuanxiang，“haohaoxiangshounidexinshenfenba，‘mo**’~xianzai，
wojianyinixianbaneiwuqiankuaijiangjinguihuayixia，maijijianxiangyangdequnzihehuazhuangpin，
zanmendeduideqilizongdeshangshi，bushima？”jiuzaizheishi，menwaichuanlaiyizhenyaochiniudongdeshengyin。
woxinliyijing！zheigediansheihuihuilai？nandaoshifangdonglaishouzu？
yaoshibeirenkandaowozheifuyangzi……woshoumangjiaoluandixiangzhaodifangduo，
queyibuxiaoxinbeiguozhangdeshuiqunxiabaibanleyixia，zhenggerenchaozhemenkoudefangxiangpuqu——“wohuilaile！
jingbujingxiyibu……”yigeshuxideshengyinbansuizhekaimenshengxiangqi，ranhoujiaranerzhi。xiaosi，zhangzhiqiang，
wodehaoshiyou，tuozhetadexinglixiang，zhangdazuibazhanzaimenkou，
mudengkoudaidikanzheyiyigejiqibuyadezishishuaizaitamianqian、qunbaifanfei、jiafawaixiedewo。
shijianfangfoninggule。xiaosideyanshencongjingya，daokunhuo，zaidaoyizhonghuangrandawubande……jingpei？
taxiaoxinyiyidiguanshangmen，fangxiaxinglixiang，raozhewozouleliangquan，ranhoushuqidamuzhi，
yuqichongmanlezhenchengdezantan：“moge……bu，mojie！niubia！zheimekuaijiujinruzhuangtaile？
shenzhihaiyanfalexindexingweiyishudongzuo？jiafangbabaguoranmeikancuoren！nizheiweileyishuxianshendejingshen，
xiaodipeifu！”wo：“……zhangzhiqiang，woxianzaihenxiangsharenmiekou。”“lengjing，lengjing。
”ajingdeshengyinjishizaiwonaohailixiangqi，“jizhu，nixianzaishi‘mo**’，chuangyiguwen，xingweiyishujia。
renshebunengbeng！erqie，nijuedezhengchangrenhuixiangxinjingzichengjingdegushi，
haishixiangxinnizhishiyoudianteshude……aihao？
”xiaosiwanquanmeichajuewoneixindetianrenjiaozhanheneigeguiyidejingjing，fanerxingfendicuozheshou：“kuaigenwoshuoshuo，
mianshizenmeyang？lizongshibushitenangao？shajiegangjiwofaxiaoxishuojiafangmanyidebudele，haijinifajiangjinle？