taqidezuichunfadou，zenmeyemeiliaodao，jingranbeiyigeruchouweiqiandechouxiaozibaileyidaoer！
tazirenweijiangzijiguoqudeheilishiyinmandehenhao，jinshiqiandaodishizenmechadaode？
cenzhichucikeganjuezijixiangshizuocuoleshenmeshiyiban，yanleizaiyankuanglidazhuan：“dui……duibuqi……”
tabuzhidaozijiweishenmeyaoshuoduibuqi，sihumuqinbuxiwangtachuxian，yebingbuzhidaotalaizheilideshi。
kezhiqiantamenfenmingshuo，shimuqinyaojietaguolaide……
guoleshifenzhong，luxueyaozhujianlengjingxialai，duicenzhichushuodediyijuhuashi：“siyatou，nihaicanwole！”
zheijuhua，jihushicongyafenglijichulaide。
cenzhichuyizhibiezhedeyanleizhongyujuedi，tadecunzaiyuanlaibingbubeirenherenqidai，suoyoudeqiwanghuanmie，yadetashouruodejianbangdalalexialai，suizheqiangrendewuyan，qingqingdoudong。
luxueyaokanzhexinfan，jiaolaiyongren：“xianbatadaixiaqushoushiyixia，bierangtadaolaoyezigenqianhuangyou。”
zheiyiwan，cenzhichushuizaiyongrenfangli，tingjianzhaizilidezhengchaoxiangcheledabanye。
tatingbuqingzhengchaodeneirong，dantingdechumuqindeshengyin。
tatongkudebazijiguojinbeizilisisiwuzhuerduo，weilebukuchushenglai，shengshengjiangzuichunyaopo。
buyaota，weishenmeyaobatashengxialai？
翌日。
kansipinghedezaoshang，jinzhairuodadefantingliquebotaoyongdong。
jinjiafuzimianduimianzuozaicanzhuoqian，jinyunhaidelianseshifennankan：“kanlaipingriliwohaishitaizongrongnile。”
“he。”jinshiqianbujinfachuyishengqingchi，shenchendemouzili，jinshihuian。
buguanbuwen，yesuanzongrongme？
tadefanyinggouqilejinyunhaigengdadebukuai，kuanhoudeshouzhangzaizhuomianpaichuyishengjuxiang：“nixiaoshenme？！”
jinshiqianwuweidesongsongjian：“juedehaoxiaojiuxiaole。”
可不就是好笑么？
pingshibuguantachuangleduodadehuo，jinyunhailianmatadoulande。
rujinjiuyinweitabaneigenvrenjieguohunyouguohaizideshiertanzailemingmianshang，jinyunhaijingrandaqingzaojiuzhaotadebutongkuai。
jinyunhaibaonuerqi：“chouxiaozi，jinjiahailunbuzhenishuolesuan！nizheifuyinyangguaiqideyangzi，gennimayigedexing！”
jinshiqianqingkouzaizhuoyandeshouzhimodeshoujin。
turan，jijiangranqidexiaoyan，beitingyuanlixiangqidechaonaoshengjieduan。
luxueyaolazheshuiyanxingzhongdecenzhichudashengkuhaozhewangmenkoubenqu：“nizouba，buguannishisishihuo，wodougubushangnile，sheimeiyougenianqingbudongshideshihou？womingbubinihao，yaoguaijiuguainineigaisidedie！shitahuilewo，yehuileni……”
cenzhichushibeiluxueyaocongbeiwolishengshenglinchulaide，shenshangzhichuanzheyijiandanyi。
hanlengheerbiandehaokujiangtaxunsulahuixianshi，zuotiantacaigangjiandaomuqin，shenzhihaimeilaidejixuxujiu，jiuyaobeiganzou……
tadongshidemeiyoufankang，zuoyedezhengchaoshenghaiyingraozaierbian，tazhidao，mamayehenweinan，huoxubingfeiwanquanbuaita，duiba……？
zheidongjing，chenggongxiyindaolejinzhaishangxiasuoyourendezhuyi，ziranyebaokuozaifantingdejinjiafuzi。
jinyunhaihenhennilejinshiqianyiyan，yayizhenuhuoqishenchuqu。
jinshiqianmeiyougenshangqu，zhishinuobudaochuangbianyilianxixuedeqiaozhetingyuanli‘changxi’denvren。
luxueyaoshengdemeiyan，shuyuneizhongnongyanmeiren，jibianwuzhuangrongyenengqiaochujifenyaoyan。
xushizuoyedezhengchaorangtawumian，yehuoxushikeyide，tameiyouhuazhuang，xiandeshifenqiaocui。
shenshangchulegouleshenduandeshuiqunzhiwai，zhipizheyijianbobodewaitao，zuichunbeidongridehanfengchuideganzaofanbai，duolejifenbingtaidemei，zhenzhenshiwojianyoulian。
jiandaojinyunhai，luxueyaoyanleiluodeqiadaohaochu，zhenzhulisidetangguolianjia，jiangdongdesesefadoudecenzhichupiezaiyipang，shentiyiwai，kaozailejinyunhaihuaizhong：“yunhai，shiwoduibuzhuni，meiyoushixiantanbai，kewoyeshinianqingbudongshibeiqipian，sheidouyoufancuodeshihou，wogenlenizheimeduonian，yizhibenbenfenfen，nishizhidaode……”
jinyunhainianjinsishicaiyoudejinshiqianzheigeerzi，rujintayiguobanbai，danyiranshenxingtingba，shangnengbuzhuodaonianqingshidefengmao，meirenzaihuai，daoyebuweihe，fanerxiandeshifenhexie。
tataishoujianghuaizhongnvrenshaoshaogekai，chenshengkaikou：“laidoulaile，jiuliuxiaba。”
zheihuayichu，buguangluxueyaohecenzhichu，lianchuanghoudejinshiqiandoujingdelengzhule。