第四章 很尴尬!

buzhidaoshibushiwoxiangduole,zongjuedetashuozheihuadeshihou,teyiyaozhongle‘fuke’liangzi。

怎么听,怎么别扭。

kongqiliyoupiankedeganga,taqingkeleyisheng,kaikoudao,“ni……nalibushufu?”

zheigewenti……zheshiganga!

gaosuta,wo**bushufu?

未免太过于……

dunledun,wodao,“zheilizhiyouniyigeyishengme?”

rangtabangwokanfuke,wo……shizaijieshoubule。

tatiaomei,yanjiaodailexiao,“suli,zaizheili,woshiyisheng,bushinanren。”

wodangranzhidao,zhishijinguanzheiyang,haishi……

chenmobanxiang,wocongzhuoweishangqishen,kanzhetadao,“neige……woyoushi,xianhuiqule。”

tameiyujianbuzijuedeweiweicuqi,“suli,woshiyisheng。”shuohuajian,tayijingzhuaizhulewodeshoubei。

woningmei,kanxiangta,“wozhidao,luxiansheng,woxiangqiwoturanyoudianshi……”

“suli!”tashengyinyouxiezhong,heimoukanzhewo,“shentishizijide,niyaoshijieyiwo,worangxiaozhangjinikan,wozaiwaimiandengzhe。”

wobeitakandeyouxiebuzizai,jiangmuguangkanxianglezhanzaiyipangdehushixiaojie,tayinggaijiushiludikouzhongshuodexiaozhang。

“suxiaojie,nvrendeshenti,bixiangxiangzhonghaiyaocuiruo。”yizhizaiyipangmeikaikoudexiaozhangkanxiangwodao。

wohonglelian,zaishuoxiaqu,xiandetaiguoyujiaoqingle。

kanzhexiaozhangdianlediantou,suihougenzhetajinlejianchashi。

ludigezhelansepingzhangzuozaiwaimian。

“suxiaojie,mafannitangshangqu。”xiaozhangkanxiangwokaikou,shensedaoshihenwenhe,benjiushiyisheng,zheiyangdehua,xianglaishimeishaoshuo,suoyibingbuxianganga。

wodiantou,tangzaichuangshang,zuoyehanheguangshiyonglesili,liuleneimeduoxue,daoxianzaiyizhidoushitengde。

xiaozhangzhaolemianqianhexiaodushui,zoudaowoshenbian,kanlewoyiyan,qianxiaoanfudao,“buyongjinzhang。”

anzhaotadehua,wotangzaichuangshang,xiaozhangnazhemianqianditoujiancha,suirantongshinvren。

dan,woyijiuhaishibuzizai,honglelian。

yizhidengzaiwaimiandeludikaikoudao,“xiaozhang,shenmeqingkuang?”

xiaozhangjiangshouzhongdemianqiandiujinlajitongli,kanlewoyiyan,neimuguangyouxietongqing,suihoudao,“bingrendeshangyouxiezhong,muqianhaibuzhidaoyoumeiyoushangdaozi/gong。”

woyaozhechun,yishijianzhenbuzhidaoshuoshenme。

mingxiantingdaoludidichendechouqisheng,xianranshiyouxienuyi,“daitaquzuobchao。”

这话是对小张说的。

wogenzhexiaozhangzuolebchao,zhihoubianzuozaiyiyuandezoulangshangdengjianchajieguo。

hanheguangshishuoduile,youxicaiganggangkaishi,zuoyezhishidiyici,yihou,tayinggaihuibianzhefadezhemowoba!

ludinazhejianchabaogaochulaideshihou,wozhengditoufadai,tazuozaiwoshenbian,shengyindichen,“hanheguangyouneimehao?”

tingdaotadeshengyin,wotaimoukanletayiyan,qianqianxiaolexiao,“jianchajieguozenmeyangle?”

talianmei,jiangshouzhongdebaogaodijiwo,dao,“qingkuangyouxieyanzhong,zuijinyigeyue,buyaorangtapengni。”

zheizhonghuati,yigenanrenduizheyigenvrenshuo,zhenshiyoudian……ganga!

wodiantou,jiangbaogaoshouleqilai,zhunbeilikai。

beitalazhu,dimoukanqu,jiantayishuangheimoudingdingkanzhewo,gewailenglie,“hanheguangyouneimehao?”

又是这个问题……

tanlekouqi,kanxiangta,wochushengdao,“luxiansheng,youxiewenti,shimeiyoudaande。”