第1章
大楚王朝。
皇宫，金銮殿上。
砰！
chuminghuangjiangzouzhehenhenzaluozaixiafangyiweiqingniandetoushang。
jianyingdelengjiaocuopotoupi，yimoyinghongdexuejiliuxia。
“混账！”
“nizheigehuangtaizishizenmejiandeguo，yiniandaotou，guokushourujingranlianbaiwanlianghuangjindoumeiyou！”
“tongshizhongyuanwangchao，nizhibuzhidaogebidafengwangchaodeguokushouru，naishiwomendachuwangchaodeshibei！”
yipang，tongdiantingzhengdexiaohuanghouyishicumeishuojiaodao：“xuaner，nishenweitaizi，bunengzhigutantuxiangle，yaobaxinsifangzaijiangshanshejiguojiazhengshishang！”
殿下。
wenwubaiguanluolieliangpang，jiexingzailehuodekanzheqingnian。
qingnianmianruguanyu，shencaijunba，yixihuangjinsedesizhualongpao，hunshenshangxiayinyinyiyoujifenzhenlongqixiang！
zhengshidangchaohuangtaizi——chuxuan。
dancishicikedeta，shensuideshuangmoumingxianyouxiejinge。
“wobushiduchengxianjieshibai，huifeiyanmielema！”
“zenmeyizhayan，zhongxinhuidaole......nianshaoshidai！”
chuxuanxinhuzhongfanqijingtaohailang，jiujiubunengpingjing。
彼时。
dadianshangfang，chuminghuangliangrenhaizaihentiebuchenggangdekaikou。
“nikankannibagedidi，laoertianshengwendan，jingchangxiukouyitujiushibangeshengchu，beiyuweiwenxian；laowushenfuzhanxue，zhengzhanshachang，baizhanchangsheng，beizunweizhanshen；jiulianlaojiu，douzaiqianbujiubairulexiuxingshengditianwuzong，beihenduorenchengweiqilinzi！”
“zaikankanni，shenweitamendedage，wenbunengyinshizuofu，wubunenglianqixiuxing，zheijiubale，rujinrangjiangeguonidoujianbuhao，nishiganshenmechide！”
听着两人的话语。
chuxuanyanshenlengxia，chedihuanxinglechenfengyijiudejiyi。
呵！
真是久违的一幕啊！
shangyishi，wuluntaduomenulishangjin，duomeweiguocaolao。
danzaifuhuangchuminghuangyumuhouxiaoyuruliangrendeyanzhong，yongyuandoushiyigechengshibuzubaishiyouyudeerzi。
zhiyaochuyidianshi，tadounantaoduifangdexunchiyubiandi。
jiuxiangjinnianguokushourudi，quanlaizijimeishenmezuowei！
从未去想。
you“wenxian”zhiyudelaoerbanyichangjiuyanxuyaohuafeiduoshao？
you“zhanshen”zhimingdelaowufadongyicizhanzhengyouyaohuafeiduoshao？
youqishibairutianwuzongdeneiwei“qilinzi”laojiu，meiriyongdedoushilingshi，shuoshishaoqiandoubuweiguo。
kexiaodeshi，shangyishideta，dequemiliandihuangquanwei。
naparuciyehuirenqitunsheng，xiangzheyouchaoyirifanshenzuozhu，dengshangneixiangzhengjiuwuzhizundewushangbaozuo。
结果。
chuminghuangliangrenyiwaijiabenghou，bagedidijingshangyanleyichangjiulongduodi，yingshengshengjiangtaconghuangweishangdaluo。
shenzhijicisanfanchadiansidiao，xingyundeshizuihoutabeiyiweiyunyouxianrenkanzhong，daililezheifangdicengshijie。
congci，tajianshidaoleyizhongzhonghaohanwujindedashijie，zhanguoxian，shiguofo，zhanguoyao，tuguomo......yingshengshengchuangchuyige“wudixianren”deminghao。
kexi，taqianbanshengdianpeiliuli，mingyunduochuan，xiantiangenjisunhui，napahoulaitaxiuchengleyipianwushangxianjing，mibulehenduo。
danzuizhonghaishiyunluozaichengxianjiexia，yihanluolemu！
“feiwudongxi，zhenkannizheigetaizishibuxiangzuole！”
zheishi，chuminghuangdengmu，yifulenglengweixiedeshense。
“呵！”
楚玄笑了！
shangyishi，tajiushibeitaizihuangweiyijixuemaiqinrensuohai，zongxiuchenglewushangxianjingyezhinengyihanluomu！
rujinjiranzhonglai，shenmetaizihuangweixuemaiqinqingtabuxihan。
zheiyishi，tazhixiangzhongxiuxianjing，buzugenji，zhongtaxianjie！
啪！
chuxuandangjibaoquandao：“bixiahuanghou，nimenshuodebucuo，yiwodeyudunzhizi，dequenanjidatong！”
“jiruci，woyuanrangchutaizizhiwei，chengweiyidaixianwang！”
哗！
cihuayichu，manchaojiezhen，wenwubaiguanwubuhuaran。
bijingguwangjinlai，duoshaohuangshizisiweitaizizhiweizhengdetoupoxueliu，yanxiachuxuanjuranyaozhudongfangqi？
是脑袋秀逗了？
还是在以退为进？
chuminghuanglengzaiyuandi，xiaohuanghougengyouxiecuoshoubuji。
zheihaishineigedabuhaishoumabuhaikoudedaerzima！
居然敢顶撞他们了。
erqiehaijiaochubixiayuhuanghouzheibanshengfendechenghu？
“混账东西！”
“nizheishizaijiangzhendejunma？”
“nishibushiyiweizhenzhenbuganbachunidetaizizhiwei？”
chuminghuangwennu，xiaohuanghouyeshizebeidao：“xuaner，nizaishuoshenmehuhua，kuaiyunifuhuangdaoqian！”
chuxuanqueshiyaotou，shengyindanmodao：“womeiyoujiangsheidejun，yemeibiyaodaoqian，woshizaimeiyoutongyuyiguodenengli，zheihuangtaizi——wobuganle！”
kanzhechuxuanyifujuerandeyangzi，wenwubaiguanfanqiyizhenzhenqieqiesiyusheng，jinluandianyifurenaojingxiang。
chuminghuangxiaohuanghouzebeichuxuanyedebantianshuobuchuhualai。
yilaishibeichuxuanneigubinglengmorandetaidujingdaole。
erlaiduiyuyifangwangchaolaishuo，chulehuangdibaozuo，dangshutaizizhiweizuizhongyao。
zheiyaoshibachulechuxuan，taizizhiweiyidankongchulai，kongpahuilikeyinqigezhongfengbo，shejidongdang！
dancishi，liangrenmingxianbeichuxuangangzhule，buhaoshouchang。
“bixiahuanghou，sansi！”
zheishi，zaixiangqinyuanchajuedaochuminghuangliangrendejiongjing。
ganmangzouchu，xiaguibingqiu：“bixiahuanghou，shirendouhuifancuo，zhiyaogaiguojiuhao，taizizhishiyishishiyan，haiwangbixiahuanghoukaien，raoletaizizheiyihui！”
wentingciyan，chuxuanniutouyidengyan。
这老毕登！
不像好人啊！
“bixiahuanghousansi......”
erxiayike，zhuduowenwubaiguanfenfenshangqianguidiqiuqing。
“哼！”
chuminghuangzheicailenglengyiheng，banzheliandao：“ruobushizhuweiaiqingdouweinizheiniziqiuqing，zhendingbuhuiqingraoni，xianfanijinzudonggongsangeyue，yiguanhouxiao！”
xiaohuanghouyeshiansongyikouqi，ganjindao：“xuaner，nifuqindouyuanliangnile，haibukuaiguidixieen！”
“大可不必！！”
chuxuanbaishou，juerandao：“wokannimenbushuang，nimenkanwoyanfan，jiranxiangkanliangyan，neijiuburubujian！”
“zheitaizizhiwei，nimenyuanrangsheizuosheizuo，jiriqi，wohuilikaihuangcheng，zhouyoutianxia，congciyihou，zaiyebuhuiguowendachuguoshiyifenbanhao！”
开玩笑！
zhongshengguilai，tazhixiangtaxian！
shenmetaizihuangwei，shenmedachuwangchao，zaiqiannianwanniandeshikongzhanghe，doubuguoshiyixieguowangyunyaneryi！
唰！
chuminghuangcengranconglongyishangqishen，nuqichongchongdezhenhe。
“hunzhangdongxi，buguoshuoniliangju，nihaizhenbaishangpule！”
“zhenyiweinibudangzheigetaizi，jiumeiyourennengdangdelema？”
“laoer，laowu，laojiu，tamennayigebubiniyouxiu！”
xiaohuanghoulianseyeshifenbukuai，“xuaner，weijunzhexinxiongzennengrucixiaai，nitailingmuhoushiwangle！”
“呵！”
chuxuanyichi，landezaishuoshenmefeihua，zhijieyibachexiashenshangdetaizilongpao，zhuanshenbianchaodianwaizouqu。
“nizi！zhenshiyigenizi！！”
“jinriniyaoshizouchuzheigedianmen，jiuzaiyebushiwodachuwangchaodetaizi，niyongyuandoubuyaozaihuilai！”
“zhendaoyaokankan，likailedachu，likailewomen，nisuanshenmedongxi......niyidinghuihouhuide！！”
chuminghuangzhizhechuxuandebeiyingjieliannuhan，xiaohuanghouyeshiqideliansefabai，yifushiwangtoudingdeshenqing。
“fangxin，woningsibuhui！”
danchuxuanqueshiyangleyangshou，touyebuhuideliqule。
budaiyisiyihaodeliulian！！