第1章 都穿越了,谁还当舔狗?

那天,天降大雾。

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主持人声音惊恐。

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自己穿越了。

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“叮铃铃”

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张小曼就没有屯。

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erqiehaishidabufen....

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“wei,aminga,nikanxinwenmei?”

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“没看啊!”

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“好!”

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简直不要太好!

“xiexieni,memeda!”

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此刻的2017。

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还挺甜!

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2005!

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