第0005章 那小子真帅

di0005zhangneixiaozizhenshuai

zheishigeconglaidoubuchuncuideshijie,zaihuorendeshijielihuiyouyouzouyufalvhefanzuizhijiandecunzai,erzaisirendedipanshang,yeyouzheimeyigedifangpaihuaiyuyinyangzhijiandehuisedidai。

zheizhongdifangjiushiyinrenkezhan,kezhandezhuren,jiaozuobaiduren。

sirenjinyinrenkezhan,duoshiyouzhinianbusan,buxiangquxiamian,yushizaizheilibikaiyincha。

huorenjinyinrenkezhan,jieyoubukegaorendesuqiu,huoqiucai,huoyanshou。

danzheibingbushishenmeshandi,shiyuemodeqiyue,yiqiejieyoudaijia,xiangdedaojiubixufuchu,fuchushenme,quankanbaidurendexinqing。

zheizhishiyigechuanshuo,wocengzaimouyiweilaozuzongdeshouzhazhongjiandaoguo,yibidaiguo,meiyoushenshuo,youqishiguanyubaiduren,gengshihuimorushen,tongpianzhiyonglelianggezilaimiaoshu——henren。

wohenkending,wojueduishipengdaolezheizhongchuanshuozhongdedifang。

menqianwuguishu,wuyanxiangshangqiao,bujieyushuijietiansha,ruguowomeicaicuo,dixiayinggaihaiyouyibailingbabingjinqianjiandaocha,xingluoqibu,zheishidianxingdejiuyindigongju,bushiyinrenkezhansheiganshezheizhongzhuanmenjieyinsirendeju?wolaicizhiqianyouguomomingdechongdong,yinggaijiushishoudaolezheilidejieyin!

xiangtongzheixie,woliansenankandaojidian。

“neixiaozi,bujinqudengsina?”

laorenyonglandeshengyinchuanlai,tabeiduizhewo,bucenghuitou,ziguzideshuodao:“yinchamashangjiulai,nigaibuhuishixiangchuzaizheier,ranhourangwogaosuyinchawomeikanjianni?niyaoxiangzheiyangyemeishi,dabuleheyinchadayijia,danlingshoufei,jiupanijiazhangbeihuihuohuoqisi。”

woxinyiheng,zhuanshendunrulaojiuloufangli,dadingzhuyitianyiliangranglaorenlianxiwoba,baidurencongbutikerenmanzubuledeyaoqiu,jirankaikou,jiushuomingyidingyou,quanqiejiudangliangxianghaiquqiqingle,zongbilaoweijiajuehouqiang。

zoulanglihenhunan,meiyoudiandeng,zhiyoujiushehuishideyoudeng,limianyebuzhidaotianleshenmeyou,ranqidehuomiaojingshicanlvsede,shangmianheiyanniaoniao,qiangbishangdouguamanleheihui。

woshenzhizheibushishenmehaodifang,buganzhuliu,tangzheshengmanqingtaideloutimoheicongcongshanglelou,henkuaixundaolaorenshuodefangjian。

fangmenbingweishangsuo,woqingqingyituijiukaile,limianheiququde,yigunanyandefuchouweipumianerlai,neiweidaojiuxiangshiyidaduisihaozilanzaileyiqi,zuanrubiqianghouyoudianshangtou,zongranwoyijingbianchengzhirendoushoubule,xundeliangtuidoudabaizi。

吱呀!

huran,buyuanchuyishanmenkaile。

yikeheihuhudedongxicongmenfenglitanlechulai,youdengsanfachudecanlvhuoguangxia,woyinyuekanjianneisihushiyikenaodai,henxiaohenxiao,jiuxiangshifenggandejuziyiyang,lianzhengduizhewo,wuguanjihudoujizaileyiqi,tasihuxiaole,zheiyixiao,wuguanzhongyufenkaiyixie,shigejianzuihousaidenanren,manliandelvmao......

wohunshenyigejiling,naliganhezheizhuerduishi?yegubushangfangjianlideqiweile,lijizuanjinwuli“peng”deyixiaguanshangfangmen。

wulihenhei,wobeikaozhemenyonglehenzhangshijianxinqingcaizhongyupingfuyixie,duoduosuosuodemozheyinshideqiangbizoulejinqu。

zheilidegejuhaizhendehejiudianchabuduo,buguogengjiajianlou,heianzhongwoyinyinyueyuekanjianyouyizhangchuang,shangmianbeiruluanchengyituan,chuangtouyouyizhanyoudeng,ranerwomosuobantianyemeimosuodaohuochaizhileidedongxi,suoxingfangqile,yipiguzuozailechuangshang,dunshiganjuesihuzuodaoleshenme,piguxiamianfachu“pu”deyishengguaixiang,helewoyitiao,lijitiaoleqilai。

嗤啦!

chuangtoudeyoudenghuranranqi,canlvsedehuomiaoyuedong,zhaoliangquanwu。

daiwokanqingchuangshangdeqingkuanghou,naodai“weng”leyisheng,zhenggerendoumengle。

chuangshangbuzhiheshiduoleyigeren。

zhunquedeshuo,shiduoleyigegui,suozaibeiwoli,zhiyouyikenaodailuzaiwaimian,zhangdeherendetoufasandemanchuangdoushi,woneiyipigu......haosibusidezhenghaozuozailerenjiadetoushang,bayikenaodaizhijiezuochenglexibalan......

suiran,woyebutailijie,guidenaodaizenmehuisui......

fanzheng,queshishisuile,huahualvlvyidatan,sanluozaipangbiandeyikeyanzhuzihaizaigululudezhuanzhe,sihuzaikanwo......

beiwozairudong,yizhicangbaideshouxuxutanchulai,geboyiyizhonghuorennanyixiangxiangdejiaoduniuquzhe,zaiyidiandiandebaxilandenaodaijulongzaiyiqi......

“啊!!!”

wohunshenjiangying,yigedalaoyemenzaijiduandekongjuxialengshifachuleqilidejianjiaosheng,xiangdoumeixiangdiaotousayazitaoming,ranerfangmenxiangshicongwaimianchashangleyiyang,sihuotuibukai。

“haodidi,nipaoshenmeya?”

yidaowumeidenvshenghurancongwoshenhouchuanlai。

完了......

wotingzhejiangyingdeshentiyidiandiandezhuanleguoqu。

yigebaiyinvguiheranyijingduzaiwoshenhou,zhangfayizhichuiluodaojiaohougenshang,yizhanglianyongsuipianzhanhehaodeciqiyiyang,liehensizhizhuwangyiyangbianjigechu,youxiedifanghaiyoufulandehenji,zenmekanzenmezhengning。

“jiejieyoubuguaini,naodaiqueshirongyisuiledian......”

baiyinvguiniezhesangzi,jinliangyongyizhongjiaodidideyuqihewoshuohua,hai“fengqingwanzhong”delonglelongtoufa,molebuwangduiwopaogemeiyaner,zhikexiyanzhuziyizhuan,yanqiu“gulu”yixiadiaolechulai,tacongcongjiezhu,yixiazienlehuiqu......

zheifumoyang,woshizaishiyoudian......buganlingjiao!

qiangliedeqiushengyuwangcushixia,woyingzhetoupishanxiaodao:“neisha......jiejie,dianzhushuozheiwuzimeirenzhuwocailaide,bushiyouyimaofan......”

“ee......”

baiyinvguihanhunbuqingdeyingzhe,yishuangyanjingquezhigougoudedingzhewo,manbujingxindeshuodao:“chuquyitangbanledianshi,huilaideshihouyoumeidazhaohu,nibuyongjieshi,jiejiedong,guaineilaodongxitaitan。”

wojiejiebabadeshuodao:“ruguomeishashierdehua,wozheijiuzou,budaraoninle......”

呼啦!

yinfengyongdong,baiyinvguishunjianpiaodaowomianqian,shenchucangbaiwuxuesedeshouzhiqingqinggouqiwodexiaba,xiaodao:“zeze,xiaohuozizhenjunqiao,jiranlaile,zhejizouganma?buruliuxialaipeijiejieba?”

wosihuyoudianmingbaile......

我现在是个纸人!!

zhiren,zaixiamiankeshiqiangshouhuo,zaisirenyanliqiaodehen,yuemoshizuihaodewanwu,shaogezhirenkebishaozhiqiankaopuduole,zheicaishizhenzhengdelinghunbanlv。

kanzhebaiyinvguinei“dajiadoudong”deyanshen,wocongtouliangdaojiao,zheinvguizenmekandoubushigeshanchaer,naodaisuilie,neishisixiang,jueduishixiongsideligui,woyipigubarenjianaodaizuochengxibalanquemeinongsiwo,zheibaiminglejiushitantu“meise”ma!

dagaishikanwochichimeiyouhuiying,baiyinvguidelianseyidiandianyinchenlexiaqu,hunshenmaoqileheiqi,yizhanglianyufadezhengningle,jiuzaiwotantezhishi,taquehuranniutoukanxiangleshenhou,lenglengshuodao:“gunchuqu,laoniangcaibuguannishigeshenmedongxi,jiuzheidianweimodaoxingbiezaizheiermai,congnigenzhezheixiaogeerjinmenshilaoniangjiuzhuyidaonile,buxiangsijiugundeyuanyuande,zheixiaogeershilaoniangde!”

呼啦!

yizhenfengcongwoerduopanglveguo。

woyijingzhengzhule,congzheinvguidehuazhongwodagaimingbai,sihu......yougedongxiyizhigenzhewo!

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falengdegongfu,baiyinvguiyijingtuozhewowangfangjianlizoule,tazhishilazhulewodeshouwan,danliliangjida,wulunworuhezhengzhacanjiaodoumeiyouyong,jiugenlinxiaojizaierside,zuihougengshibawoshuaidaolechuangshang。

“xiaogeer,zheimekuaihuodeshiernipashenme?”

nvguizhanzaichuangqianqingxiaozhe,yidiandiandechaowopolai。

咚咚咚!

zheishi,yizhenqiaomenshenghuranchuanlai。

“吵什么吵?”

canglaodeshengyinzimenwaichuanlai,shilaoren:“dabanyede,nimenbushuibierenhaishuini?gehuigejia,douxiaotingde。”

nvguizhongyutingxialedongzuo,tahenshengqi,hunshenheiqiliaorao,niutouchongzhemenhedao:“laodongxi,laonianggudanlezheimeduonian,zhaogebaneryebucheng?ganjingun!”

woyandouzhile,zheizhuersheia,zhuzaiyinrenkezhanlihaigangenbaidurenjiaoban?

吱呀!

门开了。

canlvdehuoguangxia,laorenzhanzhanweiweidezoujinlefangjian,xiaomimideshuodao:“nizhaobanershizhen,buguo,kongpayebudandanshixiangzhaogebanerba?”

nvgui“sou”deyixiatiedaolaorenmianqian,jihukuaiyulaorenliantielianle,yiziyidundao:“nishenmeyisi?”

“zouba,zheixiaozishenshangdedongxibushininengdazhuyide,woyebucheng,sheipengsheisi,nibiexiangjiworexiatiandadeyinguo,laozihaixianghunni。”

laorenmianwubiaoqingdeshuodao:“wolaole,yelandehenilianlian,jiugennishuoyiju,haiyouhuozhedeni,meisiguang!”

呼啦!

nvguitouyebuhuidechonglechuqu,congshizhizhong,zaimeishuoyijuhua。

laorenxiaolexiao,yezhunbeizoule。

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laorenyebushuohua,lvguangxiadetayanshenyinyi,dingzhewokanlehenjiuhenjiu,caizhongyutanxiyisheng:“haizhenshishenmedoubuzhidaole,buguo,nideshierwobuganchanhe,zaizheishuiyijue,mingtianrangnijiadezhangbeilaishuren,ranhoulimagundan,zanmenliangqing。”

zheiyiyejifeigoutiao,wobeihededaoxianzaihunbushoushe,haixiangjixuyangqiulaoren,kexi,tazuihenjin,zhendeshiyijuhuadoubuduoshuo,zuihouwomeibanfale,zhinengfangqi,zhuanerdao:“neininnengbangwolianxiyixiawobama?woxianzai......lianxibuleta。”

“mingtianjiunenglianxile,laolaoshishishuiyijueba,tianyiliangrangnibalaishuren。”

laorenganxiaoyisheng,suijidao:“buguo,kannixianzaizheiyangzi,nipashishuibuzhelou,hei,wobangniyiba......”

xushiwojiuchandetafanle,tazhishicongcongliaoxiazheimejijuhua,ranhoushoucongxiutonglifeikuaitanchu,“pa”debayidaohuangfupaizaiwonaomenshang,wodunjuetianxuandizhuan,zhitingtingdexianghoudaoqu,shenmedoubuzhidaole......

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