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lvchengdiertian。haohuayoulunshijinhaixia,tianqikaishibiandebuhao。

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【shijiezhimingdefendaqishenghao,danshizheijitianhaochidetaiduole,chinileni。(tushe)】

配图文案一发。

dixiadepinglunlimabaozha。

【**。】

【deaideweishenmebushini?】

【budehaoside**,xiadiyu。】

liuyandedoushiluyandedaxuexiongdi,madeduonantingdedouyou。

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zuixindeyitiao,laiziwoma。

【mama:wozenmeshenglenizheimegelangxingoufeidedongxi。】

woyanleiyixiazidiaolechulai。

neiyikewochengrenwohuangle。womashanglikaicantingmashangjiwomadadianhua,jieguodianhuajieqi,yingmianputougailaijiushiyidunma。

woma:“shenghaohaochima?”

“妈......”

“nizhidaoxiaoyanyijingyixingqichibuxiadongxilema?”

womaxianzaiyepeiluyanzaiyiyuan,bijingdangchuwomabeicuizhaidebidexiangtiaohedeshihou,shiluyannachulesuoyoudeqian,jiulewomenquanjiademing。

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“ma,wo......”

woma:“nizhibuzhidao,gangcaizuohualiaojianchibuxiaqudeshihou,tazuilihandedoushinidemingzi?”

zheishi,wotingdaoneibianluyanqiruoyousideshengyin:“ma,bieguaixuexue......”

“shiwomeiyong,jiajiwo,meirangtaguoguoyitianhaorizi,xianzaiwohaishenglezheizhongbing......taqulvyoushiyinggaide,jiurangtakaikaixinxindiwanjitianba。”

woma:“xiaoyannizenme——”

luyanchensheng:“ma,niguaita,jiushiguaiwo......”

luyandeshengyintingqilaineimexuruo。

ketadetaidu,queshineimejianding......

tameidaoqiruoyousidehuxi,douliliqingxi。

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“nagenvrenjiehun,meifangmeichemeicailimeihunli?wojiajitayijinghenkuile!xianzaichulaiwanwan,bushiyinggaidema?”

womajianzhiqidexingeng:“jiwenxue!nizenmenengshuozheizhonghua......”

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“nikankannizijixianzaiguochengshenmeyang?haiyoulianlaijiaoyuwo?jiajiwobaneiyangmeiyongdenanren,zijiqiongleyibeizihaibugou,haixiangrangwozounidelaoluma?wogennibuyiyang,wobininianqing,binipiaoliang,wozheibeizijiushigaixiangfude——”

wotingdaowomazaineibianfennuzhijidenuhou。

“jiwenxue,nigun!!”

wo:“wozaojiuxianggunle,ma,youjuhuawozaojiuxiangshuole,qiongjiubuyaoshengxiaohai......”

woma:“gun!nizuihaojiwosizaiwaimian,yongyuanbuyaohuilai!”

“滚!!”

我妈也拉黑了我。

wogualedianhua。duzizhanzaijiabanshang,kanzhehaimianjingmideyese。

jinwandetiankongwuxingwuyue。jiabanshangpiaozhexixililidexiaoyu。

turan,yijianxizhuangpizaiwojianshang。

我回头。

shiyigeyizhibiaodouqiweishudehuarenfuerdai。

tayandishizuilugudeqingmie。kanwodeyanshen,xiangshikantazuishuzhideneizhonglaonv。

“shi**ma?”tawenwo。“huoerzenmeyang?yibaiwan,peiwoshuangyiwan?”

wogouqihongchun,yaoyeyixiao:“huoertinghaode。niyaoshishima?”

fuerdai:“laiwofangjian?”

wonachushouji,dakai**:“xianrangwogenniheyingyizhang,banidebaidafeilibiaoluchulai。”

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“yaobushichuanshangmeiyoubinigenghaokandenvren,wohaizhenbuxiangzhaoni——womenquanzi,wannvrenxing,danbupiao.ji。”

tashuodaohoumianliangzideshihou,woan**deshoubuzijueyidou。

jialelvjingdeliandoushiyanshibuzhudecanbai。

咔嚓。

可我还是拍了。

wonadaolexiangyaode——yigedaizhehaobiaodenanrenshoulouzaiwoqianxiongshangdezhaopian。

takaishiduiwodongshoudongjiao,lazhewojiuyaozou,

ranerzheishi,woqueturandao:“e,wanglewen,nitao\zidezugexinghaoma?woyouaizi。”

“**。脏货。”

fuerdaishunjianbianlian,zhijieshanwoyierguang。

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wolangbeidizaijiabanshangpaqilai,yushuideliangyizhenjingwozhongtongdelian。woqueyufaxiaodetongkuai,huidaokefang,zaibeiwanglushangdajigezi。

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