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lvchengdiertian。haohuayoulunshijinhaixia,tianqikaishibiandebuhao。
woyunchuanhaoxianglihaile,yitiantuleshijici。
luyanjiwodaleshijigedianhua。dagaishifanbingyoutengdelihaile,xiangtingtingwodeshengyin。woyigedoumeijie,zhikanzhewancanliujinpanzilifaguoyunguolaideshenghao。
womeichiguoshenghao,yebudong,kehaishipaileyizhangxurongdepengyouquan。
【shijiezhimingdefendaqishenghao,danshizheijitianhaochidetaiduole,chinileni。(tushe)】
配图文案一发。
dixiadepinglunlimabaozha。
【**。】
【deaideweishenmebushini?】
【budehaoside**,xiadiyu。】
liuyandedoushiluyandedaxuexiongdi,madeduonantingdedouyou。
womianwubiaoqingdiyiyidianleshanchu。queyouyitiao,wowufahushi。
zuixindeyitiao,laiziwoma。
【mama:wozenmeshenglenizheimegelangxingoufeidedongxi。】
woyanleiyixiazidiaolechulai。
neiyikewochengrenwohuangle。womashanglikaicantingmashangjiwomadadianhua,jieguodianhuajieqi,yingmianputougailaijiushiyidunma。
woma:“shenghaohaochima?”
“妈......”
“nizhidaoxiaoyanyijingyixingqichibuxiadongxilema?”
womaxianzaiyepeiluyanzaiyiyuan,bijingdangchuwomabeicuizhaidebidexiangtiaohedeshihou,shiluyannachulesuoyoudeqian,jiulewomenquanjiademing。
zheixienianwomahenbudebatadangzuoqinerzi,luyanshengbinghou,womamailenongcundejinshengdedijitazhibing,keneixieqian,liandiyilunzhiliaodoumeichengwan,jiuquanbuhuaguangle。
“ma,wo......”
woma:“nizhibuzhidao,gangcaizuohualiaojianchibuxiaqudeshihou,tazuilihandedoushinidemingzi?”
zheishi,wotingdaoneibianluyanqiruoyousideshengyin:“ma,bieguaixuexue......”
“shiwomeiyong,jiajiwo,meirangtaguoguoyitianhaorizi,xianzaiwohaishenglezheizhongbing......taqulvyoushiyinggaide,jiurangtakaikaixinxindiwanjitianba。”
woma:“xiaoyannizenme——”
luyanchensheng:“ma,niguaita,jiushiguaiwo......”
luyandeshengyintingqilaineimexuruo。
ketadetaidu,queshineimejianding......
tameidaoqiruoyousidehuxi,douliliqingxi。
zheishiwofanyingguolaiwomashiwaifangtonghua。limayanggaoshengyinlengxiao,shuojiluyanting:“shia!”
“nagenvrenjiehun,meifangmeichemeicailimeihunli?wojiajitayijinghenkuile!xianzaichulaiwanwan,bushiyinggaidema?”
womajianzhiqidexingeng:“jiwenxue!nizenmenengshuozheizhonghua......”
woyufaguofen:“wonandaoshuocuolema?ma,nijiushiyibeizizainongcunli,taiwuzhile!”
“nikankannizijixianzaiguochengshenmeyang?haiyoulianlaijiaoyuwo?jiajiwobaneiyangmeiyongdenanren,zijiqiongleyibeizihaibugou,haixiangrangwozounidelaoluma?wogennibuyiyang,wobininianqing,binipiaoliang,wozheibeizijiushigaixiangfude——”
wotingdaowomazaineibianfennuzhijidenuhou。
“jiwenxue,nigun!!”
wo:“wozaojiuxianggunle,ma,youjuhuawozaojiuxiangshuole,qiongjiubuyaoshengxiaohai......”
woma:“gun!nizuihaojiwosizaiwaimian,yongyuanbuyaohuilai!”
“滚!!”
我妈也拉黑了我。
wogualedianhua。duzizhanzaijiabanshang,kanzhehaimianjingmideyese。
jinwandetiankongwuxingwuyue。jiabanshangpiaozhexixililidexiaoyu。
turan,yijianxizhuangpizaiwojianshang。
我回头。
shiyigeyizhibiaodouqiweishudehuarenfuerdai。
tayandishizuilugudeqingmie。kanwodeyanshen,xiangshikantazuishuzhideneizhonglaonv。
“shi**ma?”tawenwo。“huoerzenmeyang?yibaiwan,peiwoshuangyiwan?”
wogouqihongchun,yaoyeyixiao:“huoertinghaode。niyaoshishima?”
fuerdai:“laiwofangjian?”
wonachushouji,dakai**:“xianrangwogenniheyingyizhang,banidebaidafeilibiaoluchulai。”
fuerdaikanwodeshense,shunjiangengjiabiyi:“lubiaoxing,lulianbuxing。”
“yaobushichuanshangmeiyoubinigenghaokandenvren,wohaizhenbuxiangzhaoni——womenquanzi,wannvrenxing,danbupiao.ji。”
tashuodaohoumianliangzideshihou,woan**deshoubuzijueyidou。
jialelvjingdeliandoushiyanshibuzhudecanbai。
咔嚓。
可我还是拍了。
wonadaolexiangyaode——yigedaizhehaobiaodenanrenshoulouzaiwoqianxiongshangdezhaopian。
takaishiduiwodongshoudongjiao,lazhewojiuyaozou,
ranerzheishi,woqueturandao:“e,wanglewen,nitao\zidezugexinghaoma?woyouaizi。”
“**。脏货。”
fuerdaishunjianbianlian,zhijieshanwoyierguang。
wobeishandezuijiaoliuxuediedaozaidi,tamamalieliediliqu。
wolangbeidizaijiabanshangpaqilai,yushuideliangyizhenjingwozhongtongdelian。woqueyufaxiaodetongkuai,huidaokefang,zaibeiwanglushangdajigezi。
【2025nian1yue2ri,diertian,yu】
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【tashuoneiyibaiwandeshihou,wochadianxindong。】
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【倒数五天。】