第3章 辱!

yexunbeidaidaozhutingshi,bujinlengleyixia。

jinjiezhebianxiangqi,jintianshianqideshengri。

buguotabuxixuannao,hekuangshizheizhongjujileqianjinkuoshaodeshengriyanhui。

“还真是叶寻!”

“bushishuotazaibanianqianjiusilema?”

“meishi,jiuxiangweishaoshuode,zheijiahuozhibuguoshigefeiwu,xianzaiyejiameile,kansheinengjitachengyao!”

cikesuoyoumuguangdouluozaiyexunshenshang。

cengjingyexunsuibeirengoubingweifeiwushaoye,danyedoushibeihouyilun,erbiaomianshangduiyexunhaishikekeqiqide。

yiyejiadangniandeshengwangheqianli,jinrizaichangdeqianjinkuoshao,wulundangnianchuyuhezhongmude,dadoutaohaobajieguoyexun!

naanqilaishuo,zhengtiangenzaiyexunshenbian,yikouyigeyexungege,jiaodehenshiqinni。

baokuoweijiadashaoweimingjun,dangnianningzhouhaimeiyoutianheshanghui,weijiazainingzhousuishidajiazu,danbingfeihaomen。

yinci,weimingjunyecengdisanxiasidejiyexundangguoxiaodi!

ran,youjuhuashuodehao:yigerenbiaomianduiniyouduoayufengcheng,beihouduinideyuanjiuyouduoshen!

weimingjundengzaichangderenjiushiruci,cengjingyouyejiachengyao,tamenmianduiyexunshijixiaohenbudebamianpijipo,danrujin……

quandoulengheng,chizhiyibi!

“you,zheibushiwomenyexunshaoyema。”

weimingjunlouzheanqidexianxiliuyaolaidaoyexungenqian,shangxiadaliangleyifanyexundechuanzhe,dunshiluchuchaofengdexiaoyi,“aiyaya,yexunshaoye,nishuonizenmenongdezheimelangbeia?zheishigangconggongdibanwanzhuan?haishigangcongnageqiongcunzitaohuangchulai?”

“哈哈哈……”

众人大笑!

yexunmeitouzhouqi,kanleyanbeiweimingjunlouzhedeanqi,dao:“jintianlaidebushishihou,wogairizailai。”

说完,转身就要走。

ran,weimingjunqinengqingyifangyexunzou?

“yexunshaoyebiezoua,jintianqiqishengri,chikuaidangaozaizouyebuchia。”

weimingjunxiangyexundiguoyikuaidangao。

yexunshenshou,yuanbendasuanjujuede,danweimingjunyiweiyexunyaojie,yushiguyijiangdangaowangdishangyireng。

“aiya,yexunshaoye,shizaibuhaoyisi,wojintianwanbuleyao,burunipadishangchi?”

“哈哈哈……”

辱!

zaichangzhiren,youjigebuxiangxiuruyexunde?

youqishiweimingjun,bushaorendouhenqingchu,cengjingweimingjunzaixuexiaojiuxihuananqi,dananqiquezhengtianzhanzheyexun。

pianpianweimingjunhaibudebujiyexundangxiaodi!

cishi,weimingjunyizhihuaihenzaixin,suoyijinridangtingdaoyexunmeisihou,xianshihuangleyixia,jiezhebianyouxiejidong。

jidongzijinenggoujiangcengjingdexiuruhaijiyexunle!

anqizheishiyezouguolaiwendao:“yexun,nishizonglebanian,dajiadouyiweinisile,xianzainituranpaohuilai,buhuishixiangtoukaowojiaba?”

“kanyexunshaoyezheifumoyang,yinggaishichuanbubaochibunuan,meiguanxi,ruguozhenyounanchu,dajiadoushilaotongxue,yixieshengcaishengfanhaishinengshisheniyixiede,dajiashuoduibu?”

“dui,wojiayanglehenduogou,pingshiweijitamendedongxitamenyechibuwan,rengleguailangfeide,yexunshaoyeruguoxiangyao,wokendingshuangshoufengshang。”

“fangsi!nimenzenmekeyizheimewuruyexunshaoye,renjiahaodaishiyejia……e,duibuqi,wowangle,xianzaiyejiameile,hahaha……”

youweimingjunheanqidaitou,qitarenyedoujiarulexiuruyexundehuodongdangzhong。

zaitamenkanlai,yexunbenjiushigefeiwushaoye,rujinyejiameile,shaoyeerziqudiao,bujiushifeiwuma!

yigefeiwuzaiwaipiaobolebanian,qiaoqiaoxianzaizheiqiongsuanyang,zhengentubiemeishaqubie。

cike,yexundelianseyinyinshenghan。

tameizaizangzheyezhe,ershijiangzaoyizhunbeihaodehunshutaolechulai,duianqidao:“wojinrilaici,youliangjianshi,yishizheihunshu……”

“叶寻!”

haimeidengyexunshuowan,anqideliansejiubianle。

其他人也都愣住!

婚书?

duia,jushuoyexunheanqizaojiuzaishuangfangfumudetongyixiadingguohun,jiaohuanguohunshu!

yexunxianzaihuilai,henyoukenengshixiangyihunshuweizheng,yuanqichenghun!

简直异想天开!

“yexun,niyiweininazhehunshuguolai,wojiuhuigennichenghun?”

anqilengxiao,“biezuomengle!”

yexunzhoumei,“niwuhuile,woshixiang……”

“想尼玛呢!”

weimingjunyechedisipolianpile,suirantazhidaoxianzaideyexunzhibuguoshisangjiazhiquan,dankandaoyexunshouzhongdehunshuhou,haishiliansefalv,zheidengyushizaimatajianleyexundeweihunqi,cishirangtajidubushuang!

“jiaoniyexunshaoye,**haizhenbazijidangshaoyele?gaosuni,wulunyiqianhaishixianzai,nidouzhibuguoshigefeiwu!cengjingyejiarurizhongtian,womendoudeduinidisanxiasi,xianzaiyejiameile,**jiushigechechedididefeiwu!yizhisangjiaquan,yewangxianggenqiqichenghun?pei!”

weimingjunchezhelianjixudao:“cengjingqiqizhengtianchanzheni,zhibuguoshixiangtongguonidedaoyejiadexinreneryi,niyiweiqiqizhenxihuannizheifeiwu?”

“qiqixianzaiyigenwodinghun,ni,suangeshenmedongxi,yeganbahunshunachulaishuoshi?”

shuozhe,weimingjunyibalouzhuanqixianxideyaozhi,ranganqijinjintiezaitashenshang,yicijiadaduiyexundexiuru!

yexundeliansehanlexialai!

现在他终于明白了!

cengjinganjiayuyejiajiaohao,yuanlaibingfeizhenxin!

anqizhengtianchanzheta,qinnidezhaoguta,yefeizhenyi!

shuoqilai,haishianjiajiyuyejiadecaichanheshiyan!

好!

好一个安家!

jibianyejiabeixiyishigenanjiameiguanxi,dananjiayeduibuqiyejia!

“youyouyou,shengqile?”

weimingjunpieleyanyexunwojindeshuangshou,“zenme,xiangdaren?”

“yigefeiwueryi,tagandongshoume,hehe。”

“meileyejia,tajiushigepi,rangtadongshoushishi。”

“ganjinjiazheweibagunba,haha……”

qitarendouhaobuyanshidelengchaorefeng。

“yeba,zhiyaoniyouyongqi,woweimingjunjiurangnida,danruguonibugandehua……”

weimingjunjianxinyexunmeidanliangdongshou,yushilengxiao,“ruguobugan,guaiguaiguixiakeshigexiangtou,ranhouliuxiahunshu,gun!”

suoyourendemuguangdouluozaiyexunshenshang:

“heng,tazhiyaoganda,weishaojiuyouliyouzhemotale!”

“daa,feiwu,biesong!”

“dabuda,yaoshibuda,ganjinguixia!”

meirenjuedeyexungandaweimingjun。

然而此时……

datingneidewendudouranhanleng!

suoyourendoubujindalegelengzhan。

紧接着……

啪!

yijixiangliangdeerguangshenghuidang,weimingjunzhenggerenfeizailekongzhong。

quejianyigetuwudeshenyinggenshang,yukongzhongzaiciduiweimingjunkuangshanbuyi。

啪!

啪!

啪!

……

weimingjunwangwanghaimeiluoxia,bianyoubeishanfei!

zuihou“peng”deyisheng,beiyijiaotiluo,zhongzhongzazailefangyoudangaomeijiudezhangzhuoshang。

weimingjundelianjiayiranzhongqi,zuijiaoyouxianxueliuchu,yiranhunleguoqu。

zaikanyexun,yijiuzhanzaiyuandi。

dantashenqian,queduochuleyidaoheipaonanzi:

ruweiedashan,yadezhongrenchuanbuguoqi!

yousichuqiaolijian,cichuanzhongrenxinzang!

qishilingran,shayirushuang!

anqijiquanchangsuoyouren,quandoumiansecanbai,yifubeihepodandemoyang……