第4章 没功夫陪他们玩

di4zhangmeigongfupeitamenwan

linxiaoroubuzhidaozijigegedezhuanbianhuirucizhida,shouxinlijinniedeyaopingyesongleyifen,zheijiushiyizhihuzhetadegege,keshilaotianbugong,rangtamenliangxiongmei,yigeshentibuxing,yigeyoushifeiwuhun。

weishenmeyaorangtaweiyideqinren,zaoshouzheiyangdezuiguo。

“ge,nidezuileshenjia,tamenshibuhuifangguonide。”linxiaoroudanyoudeshuodao,binglengdexiaoshoubeiwenrededashouwozhu,tabuyouditaitoukanxianglinchen。

“fangxinba,ququyigeshenjia,wobingbufangzaiyanli。jinhou,gebuhuizairangnishoubandianweiqule。”linchenroushengdao。

linxiaorouxinzhongyinuan,hanshoudianlediantou。

erzhanglaozishiqifen,queyoubuganbalinchenzenyang。qinhengshigehuduzide,ruozhendonglelinchen,tazhipayehuibeidachengzhongshang。zhishishenwuguidesipinwuhunbeifei,zhudingyoushiyijianmafanshi。

tayelandezaizheimeduodai,zhaojiqinjiashangxiajinxingkaihui。

linchenbenxiangduopeilinxiaorouyihuier,rangtafangxin。jieguohaimeizouduoyuan,jiubeiyilianlengshuangdeqinzhonglingjiaodaolehupanbianshang。

“jiuyitianbujian,nidepiqixingzijianzhanga,nibuzhidaoshenjiazaiweishuichengdediweima,jingranganzhaoreshenwugui,haifeiletadesipinwuhun!linchen,ninengbunengchengshuyidian,bieduqixingma?jiusuanniyouwujizaishen,zhongjiushifeiwuhun。shenjiaruoshadao,niyoujitiaomingkehuo?”

qinzhonglingnushengdao,fengmouyichen,shenshoujiuzhulinchendeerduo,faxiedeningleyixia。queyoubuganshitaidadeliqi,haipashangdaolelinchen。

tianzhidaotayouduojinzhangduohaipa,diyishijianzhidaolinchenyushenwuguifashenglemaodun,tajiuchaozhejialigan。neishenwuguizhangzhezishenshisipinwuhun,youshiwuduancuitizhiqi,jingchangzaiweishuichengzhongweifeizuodai。

huizaishenwuguishouzhongderenming,bujiqishu。linchenjuranhaichaozheqiangkoushangzhuang,zheizenrangqinzhonglingbuqi。

jianqinzhonglingzheibandanxinziji,linchenyeweiweiyixiao,“womeishi。”

“niyaoyoushi,wojiusuanshipinlezheitiaoming,yeyaobashenwuguidadebansi!”qinzhonglinghengshengdao,youwenjishenwuguidaoqinjiadeyuanyou,yitingshenwuguiyaoqulinxiaorouzuoshifangxiaoqie,tanuqichongchongdeshuodao:“dadehao,nizenmebuzhijieshalezheigechusheng,huohaileneimeduoliangjiafunv,haiganlaiwomenqinjiayaoren。”

“ruoshiwozai,zhijiefeileta,dachenglannisonghuishenjia!”

linchenzuijiaodexiaorongyijiang,haishitoucijiandaoqinzhonglingruciqijibaihuaideyimian,youjuedetashenqingkeai,renbuzhuxiaolechulai。

“xiaoshenme,nifeileshenwuguiliangtiaogebo,youbatadesipinwuhundasan,shenjiajueduibuhuiqingyifangguoni。buguowoqinjiayebushihaorede,nifangxin,zhiyaotamenshenjiagantaruqinjiadamen,wodingrangtamenyouquwuhui!”qinzhonglinghengshengdao。

linchengongshoudao:“shi,daoshihouhaiyaolaopohuwozhouquan。”

“huashuo,nierduancuiti,zenmebashenwuguidachengzheiyangde?”qinzhonglinglengjingxialai,yihuodewendao。

linchencoudaoqinzhonglingdeerbian,xiuzhetashenshangduyoudexiangwei,chishengdao:“mimi。”

qinjiadaoshiyipianhexie,ershenjiaqueshichedinule。

tamenshenjiazisixishao,daoxianzaijiushenwuguizheiyigeerzi。congxiaochongdaodadehaizi,jiashangzheisipinwuhun,gengshitamenshenjiadexiwang。kexianzai,shenwuguiyishenshixuedebeitailehuilai,liansipinwuhundoubeifeile。

“shishei,daodishisheigande!”shenhainuhou,shuangyantonghongfanzhexueguang。

shenwuguiyijingqingxing,shensechidaidekanzheqianfang,zhidaotingdaoshenhaideshengyin,tacaipiantoukanleguoqu,gengyandao:“die,shilinchenneigefeiwuzuode!tafeilewodeshuangshou,feilewodewuhun!woxianzai,shifeirenle。”

“linchen?neigexiaozazhong!”shenhainiejinlequantou,yaoyashuodao:“nizenmeyoureleqinjia?”

“wozhishikanshanglelinxiaorou,xiangnaqie,sheixiangdaolinchenneigefeiwubanlutouxi,wocaibeishangchengzheiyang。die,wobuyaochengweifeiwu。”shenwuguigengyanzhe。

“erqielinchenhaishuo,womenshenjiashenmedoubushi,jiusuanchengzhuquletayezhaodabuwu。buguangruci,tahaiyaodieniqinzishangmen,guixiajitadaoqianrencuoa。”

shenwuguitianyoujiacudeduoshuolexuduo,shenhaigengshibaotiaorulei,nushengdao:“fangsi,yigeqinjiazhuixu,juranrangwoguixiajitameimeipeilidaoqian!zhangzheqinjiadeweifeng,yigezhuixudouganjiwolianse。”

“lairen,rangshenweiquqinjia,wulunshishengshisi,douyaobalinchenneifeiwudaiguolai!”

shenjiayipianhunluan,haizaikaihuideqinjiaerzhanglaoyetoutengbuyi。shenjiazaiweishuichengdequanshida,youyuchengzhujiejiao,guanxibutongyuqinjia。ruoshilinchenfeideshiqitarenhaihao,danshangshoujiubashenjiayimaidanchuandeshenwuguifeile,zheicijiusuanshiqinheng,yehubuzhule。

“linchen,nibenjiubushiwolinjiaren,rujinchulezheimedadeluanzi,zishiyinggainizijichengdanzuize。nianzaiwoqinjiaduiniyoushijiniandeyangyuzhiendefenshang,haishinizhudonglikailinjiaba。”erzhanglaolengshengdao。

neiyishitinglizuoleshushiweizhanglao,gegemianwusanliangrou,mianluxiongxiang。

erlinchenzeshifengqingyundandezhanzhe,tingdaozheihualianshensedouweibianbanfen,bujibumandeshuodao:“shenjiazhishishiwoyirenzuode,buxuyaoqinjiaweiwochengdan。”

“ruoshisanrineishenjiajiazhubuqinzishangmenpeilidaoqian,wojiuqinzi,xuexishenjia。”

“haodadekouqi!”erzhanglaolenghengleyisheng,lengyandingzhelinchendao:“bieyiweiniyouyiliangwuji,jiunengrucizhangkuang。feiwuhunzhongjiushifeiwuhun,fanbuqishenmefenglang。”

“woquannishixiangyixie,ziduanshuangbei,zaibalinxiaoroujiajishenwugui,baoquanyitiaoxingming,haoweinilinjialiuxiayitiaoxuemai!”

mianduizheduoduobirendegeweizhanglao,linchenlengrandao:“womeimeishoushenjiabipozhishi,daoshibujiannimenzheimehaoxin,weiwolinjiamouquhoulu,xianzaidaoshidayilingran,weiwolinjiazhexiangle。”

erzhanglaodelianseyouheileyiquan,“linchen,wodengzhanglaoweinimouquyitiaoshenglu,nifeidanbuganji,haieyichaofeng。dengshenjiarenshangmen,nixiuxiangwoqinjiabangnichuli!”

“qiuzhibude。”linchenlengxiao。

“ni!”yiganzhanglaoqidechuihuzidengyan,queyoumeiyouqitabanfa。

zhengxiangzhaogeshenmezuimingranglinchenguaiguaidequjishenjiapeizui,haohuanjielianggejiazudemaodun,waimiandediziyijinghuangzhangdetuimenerru,zhanshengdao:“buhaole,shenjiashenweishangmenyaorenle,erzhanglao,cishipashimanbuzhule,yaobutongzhijiazhuba?”

“heng,talinchenzijinengjiejuedele,hexumafanjiazhupaozheiyitang。linchen,nizijiqinkousuoyan,yilichengdanshenjiahouguo,xianzaiwodaoyaokankanniyaozenmeyingqi!”

“chuanwomingling,qinjiadiziyilvbuxubangmang,ranglinchenyingfushenjiashenwei!”

嘶!

chuanhuadizixileyikoulengqi,piantoukanxianglinchen,neishenweikeshishenjiadedelihuwei,sanpinwuzhe,jiupinglinchenzheiyangdefeiwuhun,lianwuzhedouweitaru,zhiyouaidadefenera!

“shenjiaderenlaidedaoshitingkuaide,zhikexi,laicuoleren。”

“zhaogejiaolikuaidedizihouzhe,yihuiersongshenweiderentouhuiqu,shunbiangaosushenjiaderen......”

“wolinchen,meineigexingzigentamenwan。”